Randomaximus was the only one who noticed the Looney Tunes reference. Truly, he is the world's last hope.

LIBRARIAN

Richter is currently wondering why there is an old man in the long library. He walks up to him.

"Hello there, elderly man. Pray tell, what are you doing in this demonic castle?"

The librarian isn't talking.

Richter, being the logical person that I don't portray him to be, figures it's the cheesy voice actor he's been stuck with since the begining of the game. He attempts to speak regularly.

"Old man, what are you doing here? It's dangerous! There are demons and vampires, in particular a very annoying half vampire of whom shall not be named, and a succubus a giant and-!!!"

The librarian hasn't moved.

He slaps his face. Richter tries to simple down his speech even further if it will get him a response.

"Hey!" He yells. (Like, no Way!!) "Why're you here? Monsters will kill you and stuff!"

At the word 'stuff', Richter remembers a fond memory of a time a group of skeletons invited him to a pillow fight. Good times.

Richter looks at him to say something.

The librarian still refuses to face him.

...SNAP!

Ripping his hair out, Richter has snapped. (lik3, n0 wai!!!)

Konami didn't put much into Richter's version of the game.

All the dialouge in 'Castlevania: Symphony of the Night' is been built for Alucard's main game. If you think Richter's over-reacting to the Librarian not speaking to him, think about this. Since Konami never felt like spending more on voice acting than they already have, Richter never had anyone speak to him for six months. Half a year.

"HEY OLD FART!" He's just plain pissed now. "HEY! YA, YOU!"

The librarian pokes his head up.

"THAT'S RIGHT I'M TALKING TO YOU! SAY SOMETHING TO ME! SAY SOMETHING TO ME!!!" Richter is yelling/spitting saliva two inches from the librarian's nose. The librarian is shaking in fear. But the librarian still hadn't said something.

Richter is foaming at the mouth.

"SAAAAAAY SOOOOOOOOMETHING!!!!"

The librarian sees Richter's Vampire Killer. His sudden elevated mood and gigantic smile stuns Richter.

"Ah, you must be the dominatrix I ordered!"

Now Richter is silent.

"Mind if you wait a bit? I was intending to do our 'business' in this robe but since you scared the crap out of me, I need to change my undies and try to get rid of all the stains while they're still fresh! Excuse me."

Waddling awkwardly due to soiled underwear, the librarian exits with a big smile on his face. He mutters 'Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!' and tries to hurry up with the getting-dressed process.

Richter shakes in disgust but then wonders why he's still here. He walks off.

The Librarian pops his head back on-screen. "I forgot that you don't need clothes for sessions! Let's do this thing! Hey... Where'd he go? Aww..."

Go the Reviews Section, and do you see Godess of Evil there? Ask her and she'll tell you that this chapter was up for approximately an hour before I took it down again. Holy crap, that must've been at 1-3:50 in the morning!

Guess I'm not the only night owl here...