Author's Comments: Hey all! This is the fourth chapter. My school starts soon, so I probably won't be active for a while… But enjoy anyways, and more WTF to you!
Chapter 4: Wolf's New Job
Fox twirled down to Corneria at a dizzying pace, while sipping a bit of the coffee he made earlier.
"Bleccch! What happened to this coffee?" Fox looked inside the cup.
"Oh…Peppy was right…My fur certainly was in it…"
Fox had finally landed. Having been absent from Corneria for nearly a year, he took in the familiar sights and smells, towering buildings, and… what smelled like motor oil.
"Ughh! Why don't people maintain their cars? It smells…"
Fox looked at his Arwing. It was the latest model, with a wider wingspan that was foldable in small areas, a clearer windshield, and a fuel efficient engine. Plus, it looked like it was in one of the car spots…
"Crap! I didn't realize that I put it there…"
Fox pushed his Arwing into a spot labeled "Handicapped/Seniors Only".
He was about to leave when some random kid asked,
"Um… Mister? Are you a senior? Or handicapped?"
Fox stopped.
"Uh…What do you mean?"
The child replied, "Well, look where you parked your ship!"
The kid dashed away.
"WHAT? I messed up again? Oh no…"
When Fox moved his Arwing to the correctspot, the store was extremely busy.
When he walked in, there where a few officials barricading the entrance to keep the store from overflowing.
Fox pulled his VIP pass out. "I haven't used this for 2 years… I always took the regular entrance…"
He handed it to the guard.
"Are…are you…Fox McCloud??? Um sir…um oh…It's very nice to meet you sir!"
Fox passed the guard, thanking him, and jogged down to get some items…
When Fox had gotten all of his items, (Which included several packages of salmon, some salads, five pillows, and much more) he walked over to the check out lanes, to only see that all the lines were full.
He headed for the VIP line once again holding his pass.
Fox had loaded almost all of his merchandise onto the conveyor belt when…
He saw who the cashier was…
"Wolf? What are you doing here?"
"Huh? Oh yeah… Like I'm gonna tell ya!"
"Well, uh… I need to get going…"
"You're not going anywhere McCloud, I've got you where I want you and I gonna-"
He was cut off when his boss walked over to the lane.
"Hello? Ah… I see, Wolf, do you know him by any chance?"
"Um..Ye-no, I don't know him at all!"
"Okay, don't try anything funny…"
After obtaining his bags, Fox sprinted off towards the exit…when he was attacked by a swarm of kids wanting his autograph.
"No… I need to get to my Arwing…"
The kids began to drag Fox somewhere that he didn't know about.
"What? A Wolfen? Hey, let me go!"
The children shoved him into a makeshift back seat, made out of a filthy bucket.
Then he saw the pilot just for one instant-
Leon Powaski.
A/N: Wow, my longest chapter yet! I'm still taking ideas. For details, go to Chapter 3 and read the A/N there.
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