Author's Comments: Hey guys, this is fifth chapter… Also the longest! Enjoy, as always.

Chapter 5: A Lousy Capture

Fox tried to make himself comfortable as the Wolfen took off.

Failing to do so, he slumped on the old rusty bucket that was supposed to be a back seat.

Leon grumbled under his breath, "Don't feel bad, I have to sit on that thing all the time…"

Meanwhile, Fox was thinking of what Leon would look like if he was sitting on the bucket.

After a few moments of silence, the two began to hear bumping sounds in the cargo.

"I'll check what that is…" Leon pressed the button marked "Stop" and motioned to take off his seat belt off when the Wolfen lurched forward, slamming Leon into the windshield.

"Ouch! That hurt!" complained Leon.

At that same time, Fox reached forward and hit the button marked "Boost", thinking it would stop the ship.

Instead, it launched Leon out of the fighter through the ejector seat.

"Ahhh!!!" Leon looked to see that he was going to have a long, boring, and scary ride.

Fox watched in amusement as he saw Leon for the last time ever.

Then Fox shifted his "seat" over to the front, taking the controls.

He saw that the ship was low on fuel, and he looked down and saw that Sargasso was right ahead of him.

He landed there, expecting there to be guards to inspect the ship, but there were none.

Jumping out of the Wolfen, Fox looked back inside of it. He saw some credits, some pencils, and… a spare Star Wolf team uniform.

Fox reached inside. "This will come in handy…"

After changing, he dashed inside the base. He ran past their mess hall, seeing a cookie. He skidded to a stop and dashed inside.

Fox was just reaching for the cookie when a black paw hit his.

Panther, who was looking very angry, asked,"How'd you get in here?"

"Um…well…Leon captured me and was taking me here it seems-"

Panther had cut him off with "Where is Leon?"

"Well, I kinda ejected him out of the ship. He won't be coming back for a while."

"And I assume that Wolf is at his new job…"

Fox finally realized what Panther was trying to do. He dodged a swipe that seemed to come out of nowhere, and fought back.

Bring Bring

Panther, grumbling, walked out the door to pick up the phone.

After picking up the phone, he asked, "Hello?"

Wolf's gruff voice answered him. "Where is my Wolfen? Did you steal it again?"

"Uh…No…Leon did!"

"Augh! I'm gonna get him back for this…"

Click

Panther hung up.

Meanwhile, Fox was eating the stray cookie that was still lying on the table.

He was about to finish it when he got tackled by a couple of guards. He fell to the ground, blacking out from the impact.

He woke up in the Great Fox. "Wha? How'd I get here?"

Slippy answered him. "Falco did you the liberty of saving you from capture. He attacked the guards that were attacking you, and got shot."

"Got shot? Is he okay?"

"No,no,no. Falco thought he was dead, but then he realized that they had toy blasters. Then he grabbed you, and got away.

"Oh…"

After a little talk with Peppy about not getting captured so easily, Fox lay on the couch in the T.V room.

Fox flipped the television on.

The first thing he heard was, "Fox McCloud has craving for cookies!"

Then the reporter babbled on about the topic, while showing Falco's picture of him all the way.

"Falco!!! You are so DEAD!!!"

A/N: Well, that's it, except for the epilogue chapter. I couldn't use anyone's ideas because I didn't get any…Still more WTF to come in the epilogue!