I apologise for the cheesy chapter titles. I swear they're getting worse.
Being a professional bodyguard, Butler was constantly alert and ready for action. So, one afternoon, when his charge Artemis ran in the room screaming as he was watching Baywatch, he took hold of the situation immediately.
"What's wrong? Is someone trying to hurt you?" asked Butler worriedly.
Artemis was in total shock. "At the d-door …"
"Is there a psychopathic mass murderer at the door?"
Artemis shook his head.
"Or perhaps a schizophrenic scientist who's wandered in with a bomb?"
Another shake. "A girl g-guide…"
Butler raised an eyebrow. "A girl guide?"
"She was t-t-trying to sell me lollipops …"
100 words. Dedicated to those cookie, lollipop and sweet selling girl guides who find time in their busy schedules to constantly annoy my Nan. :P
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