To cut a long story short: My laptop basically died (I think it was suicide) so I haven't updated for a while. However, while I was in mourning for my dear laptop I wrote – not one, but TWO – new drabbles. Be proud of me, people. The other drabble is coming along soon.

This is a sequel my first drabble, "Saint Or Sinner".

Enjoy :D

It had been two weeks since the 'embarrassing and unfortunate incident', as Artemis called it. What everyone else called it was 'that time when Holly Short got the great Artemis Fowl stone drunk.'

Whichever way you say it, it had been a week since Artemis lost his dignity, and Artemis was still feeling the effects.

"Butler," he groaned. "My head … it's incredibly painful."

Butler disguised a roll of his eyes. Artemis was just being soft. After all, no matter how young you are, a hangover does not last two weeks. "I'm sure it'll go away soon, Artemis."

"It's been like this all fortnight. Ever since the … embarrassing and unfortunate incident," said Artemis quickly. "Right at the back of my cranium. Could you take a look?"

Butler tore his eyes away from Baywatch and walked over to his charges head, parted the hair at the back and saw –

"Oh," breathed Butler.

"Oh?" said Artemis, a hint of worry creeping into his voice. "What do you mean, 'oh'?"

"It, err, seems you have a tattoo," said Butler.

Artemis was horrified. A tattoo? On the back of his head? How in the right mind -?

"Must have been when Holly got you drunk on St. Paddy's Day," said Butler, fighting back laughter. "She, err, must have took you to a tattoo parlour…"

Artemis groaned again. "Butler … what does the tattoo say?" he whispered, dreading the answer.

Butler cleared his throat, a small smile appearing again.

"3 3 3. Half Evil."

A.N. The devil child is famous for having a 6-6-6 birthmark on the back of his head. Just thought I'd explain that incase anyone read this and thought "…what the hell?"

250 words. I should have got it down to 200, but I like it like this. To hell with you, Word Count.

I write it. You read it. You kindly review it. It's the circle of life, people. :D

Thanks and golden cookies to reviewers so far!

L-M-V