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Mew Idol!

Round Two


"And we're back with Mew Idol! Last time we had our first seven contestants perform, and the judges had to vote off someone! Who will it be? Ichigo? Lettuce? Zakuro? Mint? Pudding? Miwa? Or Moe? Who knows? We will know in a few seconds as soon as I open this envelope… And the first person to be voted off is… I'm sorry, Ms. Pudding! Oh, that's horrible…" Everyone in the audience booed and clapped as Pudding exited the building with a frown on her face.

"Okay, let's kick it off with our first contestant in round two! Please welcome Mr. Masaya! He will be singing 'I like to move it' fromt he movie 'Madagascar'!" Some people booed and some people clapped. Masaya entered the stage with a smile and picked up his microphone…

I Like To Move It Move It
I Like To Move It Move It
I Like To Move It Move It
Ya Like To (MOVE IT!)

All Girls All Over The World (Especially Ichigo)
Original King Julian Pon Ya Case Man!
I Love How All The Girls A Move Their Body
And When Ya Move Ya Body
Uno Move It

Nice And Sweet And Sexy Alright!
Woman Ya Cute And You Don't Need No Make-Up
Original Cute Body You A Mek Man Mud Up
Woman Ya Cute And You Don't Need No Make-Up
Original Cute Body You A Mek Man Mud Up
Woman! Physically Fit
Physically Fit
Physically
Physically
Physically Fit…

"Physically sickening! Just get off the stage!" Vegeta yelled. Masaya frowned.

"Don't listen to him! You did great! Very cute!" Tabby smiled.

"You did alright kid. Just pick a better song next time…" Jiraiya put his thumb up in the air.

"Okay! Welcome our second contestant, Mr. Kish! He will be singing 'Bootylicious' by Destiny's Child!" Kish entered onto the stage with his left hand on his hip, smirking. He grabbed the microphone and the stage lights turned off, and a big spotlight appeared on him…

Pai, can you handle this?
Deep Blue, can you handle this?
Ichigo, can you handle this?
I don't think they can handle this!

Barely move, we've arrived
Lookin' sexy, lookin' fly
Baddest alien, alien inside
DJ, jam tonight
Spotted me a tender thang
There you are, come on baby
Don't you wanna dance with me
Can you handle, handle me

You gotta do much better if you gone dance with me tonight
You gotta work your jelly if you gone dance with me tonight
Read my lips carefully if you like what you see
Move, groove, prove you can hang with me
By the looks I got you shook up and scared of me
Hook up your seatbelt, it's time for takeoff

I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this jelly…

"That was disturbing! You should be put away for that! Get off my stage!"

"Actually, it's my stage…"

"Whatever, get off their stage…" Vegeta took a sip of his soft drink.

"I thought it was, uh, very entertaining!" Tabby smiled.

"Um, I'm going to have to agree a little bit with both of them on this… If it was Zakuro up there, whoo, I could definitely handle it…"

"Alright, next up is Pai! He will be singing 'Bodies' by Drowning Pool!" Pai entered the stage calmly and picked up the microphone…

Let the bodies hit the floor…
Let the bodies hit the floor…
Let the bodies hit the floor…
Let the bodies hit the floor!!!

Beaten why for
Can't take much more

Here we go...Here we go...Here we go

One - Nothing wrong with me
Two - Nothing wrong with me
Three - Nothing wrong with me
Four - Nothing wrong with me

One - Something's got to give
Two - Something's got to give
Three - Something's got to give
Now

Let the bodies hit the floor!
Let the bodies hit the floor!
Let the bodies hit the floor!

Let the bodies hit the floor!
Let the bodies hit the floor!
Let the bodies hit the floor!!!

"Okay, I don't even want to reply to that… Tabby?" Vegeta turned the other way in his seat.

"It was very, loud." Tabby smiled.

"Cool." Jiraiya smirked.

"Alright, please welcome Taruto! Our next kid contestant! He will be singing 'Mr. Sandman' by Chordettes!" Taruto entered the stage with his arms crossed. He picked up the microphone and glared at it with a sigh…

Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
Make him the cutest that I've ever seen
Give him two lips like roses and clover
Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over

Sandman, I'm so alone
Don't have nobody to call my own
Please turn on your magic beams
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream

Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
Make him the cutest that I've ever seen
Give him the word that I'm not a rover
Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over…

"Please let this night be over… Oh my god!" Vegeta put his hand on his forehead.

"I thought it was very, different and cute." Tabby smiled.

"You have a unique voice. Something different…" Jiraiya smirked.

"There you have it! Taruto! Our next contestant will be Mr. Deep Blue! He will be singing the theme song to 'My Little Pony'!" Deep Blue entered the stage silently with an evil glare on his face…

My Little Pony, My Little Pony
What will today's adventure be?
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Will there be exciting sights to see?
Where will you wander? Hither and yonder
Letting your heart be your guide!
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
I'll be there right by your side
I'll be there right by your side…

"What the heck is happening to villains these days? I swear! When I was a villain, I cause destruction and mayhem; I didn't sing 'pony' songs… What the heck is wrong with you?" Vegeta yelled.

"Very awesome!!!" Tabby smiled brightly.

"Um, work on it…" Jiraiya smirked.

"Okay, our next contestant for the night will be Mr. Keiichirou! Please welcome him to the stage! He will be singing 'Beautiful' by James Blunt!" Everyone clapped as he entered onto the stage with a bright smile…

My life is brilliant.

My life is brilliant
My love is pure.
I saw an angel.
Of that I'm sure.
She smiled at me on the subway.
She was with another man.
But I won't lose no sleep on that,
'Cause I've got a plan.

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you…

"You'll never win this competition either…" Vegeta snapped.

"That was so sweet!!!" Tabby smiled, "I want to hug you!" Keiichirou smiled at Tabby's comment.

"You need to teach me your chick skills man! And maybe I can show you some!" Jiraiya smirked.

"Okay, everyone, please welcome our last performer for round two… Mr. Ryo! He will be singing 'I'm to Sexy' by MC Hammer!" Everyone clapped and cheered as he entered onto the stage…

I'm Too Sexy
Right Said Fred

I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk…

"Really? You'll never be as sexy as me in my pink shirt, you shrimp…" Vegeta crossed his arms.

"That's so true!" Tabby smiled.

"Hey! You stole my song!" Jiraiya laughed, and smirked.

"Okay! That's the end of round two! When we come back, our judges will vote off someone! Who will it be? Find out in round three!" Everyone cheered and clapped…


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