Disclaimer: I don't own TMM or any of the songs that appear in this fic...
Mew Idol!
Round Seven
"Welcome back to Mew Idol! Last time we had Zakuro, Keiichirou, Pai, Moe, and Ryo perform! Who will get voted off now? He judges have made their decision and the one that leaves Mew Idol now is… Ms. Moe! I'm so sorry! Well, get over it! Now our performers tonight, our last eight, are Ichigo, Mint, Masaya, Kish, Zakuro, Pai, Ryo, and Keiichirou! We have something different we are going to start tonight also. We will choose the categories for singing and they will perform a song in that category! Tonight's category is… country! So please welcome our first performer in round seven! Ms. Ichigo! She will be singing 'Suds in the Bucket' by Sara Evans!" Ichigo entered onto the stage smiling with a simple 'Nya!' and picked up the microphone…
She was in the backyard, say it was a little past nine
When her prince pulled up, a white pickup truck
Her folks should of seen it comin' it was only just a matter of time
Plenty old enough, and you can't stop love.
She stuck a note on the screen door "sorry but I got to go"
That was all she wrote, her mamma's heart was broke
That was all she wrote, so the story goes
(Chorus) Now her daddy's in the kitchen starin' out the window, scratchin' and a rackin' his brains
How could 18 years just up and walk away?
Our little pony-tail girl grown up to be a woman
Now she's gone in the blink of an eye
She left the suds in the bucket and the clothes hangin' out on the line
Now don't you wonder what the preacher's gonna preach about sunday mornin' Nothing quite like this has happened here before
Well he must have been a looker, a smooth talkin' son of gun
For such a grounded girl to just up and run
Course you can't fence time, and you can't stop love
(2nd Chorus) Now all the bittys in the beauty shop gossip goin' non stop Sippin on pink lemonade
How could 18 years just get up and walk away?
Our little pony-tail girl grown up to be a woman
Now she's gone in the blink of an eye
She left the suds in the bucket and the clothes hangin' out on the line
YEEEHAW!
She's got her pretty little bare feet hangin' out the window
And they're headed up to Vegas tonight
How could 18 years just get up and walk away
Our little pony-tail girl grown up to be a woman
Now she's gone in the blink of an eye
She left the suds in the bucket and the clothes hangin' out on the line
She left the suds in the bucket and the clothes hangin' out on the line
She was in the backyard, say it was a little past nine
When her prince pulled up, a white pick up truck
Plenty old enough, and you can't stop love
No you can't fence time, and you can't stop love yehoo!
"Why in the world would you sing a song entitled 'Soap suds in a bucket'? It's ridiculous!" Vegeta snarled.
"I thought it had a great beat to it!" Tabby smiled.
"Country just isn't my thing, but I guess you did alright, Kitten." Jiraiya smirked.
"Remember! The judges are here to help you with your decisions on who to vote for! Their advice or opinions can be very important but just remember to vote for your favorite in your review! Now please welcome our next performer, Ms. Mint! She will be performing 'Leave the Pieces' by The Wreckers!" Mint entered the stage and picked up the microphone…
You're not sure that you love me
But you're not sure enough to let me go
Baby it ain't fair you know
To just keep me hangin' 'round
You say you don't wanna hurt me
Don't want to see my tears
So why are you still standing here
Just watching me drown
And it's alright, yeah I'll be fine
Don't worry 'bout this heart of mine
Just take your love and hit the road
There's nothing you can do or say
You're gonna break my heart anyway
So just leave the pieces when you go
You can drag out the heartache
Baby you can make it quick
Really get it over with
And just let me move on
Don't concern yourself
With this mess you've left for me
I can clean it up, you see
Just as long as you're gone
And it's alright, yeah I'll be fine
Don't worry 'bout this heart of mine
Just take your love and hit the road
There's nothing you can do or say
You're gonna break my heart anyway
So just leave the pieces when you go
You not making up your mind
Is killing me and wasting time
I need so much more than that
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
And it's alright, yeah I'll be fine
Don't worry 'bout this heart of mine
Just take your love and hit the road
There's nothing you can do or say
You're gonna break my heart anyway
So just leave the pieces when you go
Leave the pieces when you go
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Leave the pieces when you go…
"I think that was your best performance yet… But still not the best out of the other performers…" Vegeta crossed his arms.
"I love that song!" Tabby smiled.
"I thought it wasn't bad, but you could still work on it…" Jiraiya smirked.
"Now! Onto our next performer, Mr. Masaya! He will be singing 'Beer for My Horses' by Toby Keith!" Masaya entered onto the stage, smiling at Ichigo and picked up the microphone…
Well a man came on the 6 o'clock news
said somebody's been shot
somebody's been abused
somebody blew up a building
somebody stole a car
somebody got away
somebody didn't get to far yeah
they didn't get to far
Grand pappy told my pappy back in my day, son
A man had to answer for the wicked that he'd done
Take all the rope in Texas
Find a tall oak tree, round up all of them bad boys
Hang them high in the street
For all the people to see
That
Justice is the one thing you should always find
You got to saddle up your boys
You got to draw a hard line
When the gun smoke settles we'll sing a victory tune
And we'll all meet back at the local saloon
And we'll raise up our glasses against evil forces singing
whiskey for my man, beer for my horses
We got too many gangsters doing dirty deeds
too much corruption and crime in the streets
It's time the long arm of the law put a few more in the ground
Send 'em all to their maker and he'll settle 'em down
You can bet he'll set 'em down
Cause
Justice is the one thing you should always find
You got to saddle up your boys
You got to draw a hard line
When the gun smoke settles we'll sing a victory tune
And we'll all meet back at the local saloon
And we'll raise up our glasses against evil forces singing
whiskey for my man, beer for my horses
whiskey for my men, beer for my horses
He knew
Justice is the one thing you should always find
You got to saddle up your boys,
You got to draw a hard line
When the gun smoke settles we'll sing a victory tune
And we'll all meet back at the local saloon
And we'll raise up our glasses against evil forces
Singin' whiskey for my man, beer for my horses
Singing whiskey for my man, beer for my horses…
"Who in the world would ever give beer to their horses? What's wrong with you?" Vegeta folded his arms.
"I thought it was cute! And so are you!" Tabby smiled.
"It was okay, not bad, I guess…" Jiraiya smirked.
"Now please welcome to the stage, Kish! He will be singing 'Sweet Home Alabama' by Lynyrd Skynyrd!" Kish entered the stage with a smirk on his face and picked up the microphone…
Big wheels keep on turning
Carry me home to see my kin
Singing songs about the Southland
I miss Alabamy once again
And I think its a sin, yes
Well I heard mister Young sing about her
Well, I heard ole Neil put her down
Well, I hope Neil Young will remember
A Southern man don't need him around anyhow
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet Home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you
In Birmingham they love the governor
Now we all did what we could do
Now Watergate does not bother me
Does your conscience bother you?
Tell the truth
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet Home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you
Here I come Alabama
Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers
And they've been known to pick a song or two
Lord they get me off so much
They pick me up when I'm feeling blue
Now how about you?
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet Home Alabama
Lord, I'm coming home to you
Sweet home Alabama
Oh sweet home baby
Where the skies are so blue
And the governor's true
Sweet Home Alabama
Lordy
Lord, I'm coming home to you
Yea, yea Montgomery's got the answer!
"Dreadful…" Vegeta crossed his arms and lay back in his chair.
"I liked it!" Tabby smiled.
"This is probably your worst performance, I hate to say… Country really isn't your strong point…" Jiraiya kind of smirked.
"Okay, please welcome our next performer to the stage, Ms. Zakuro! She will be singing 'I'm Here for the Party' by Gretchen Wilson!" Zakuro entered the stage solemnly and picked up the microphone…
Well I'm an eight ball shooting double fisted drinking son of a gun
I wear My jeans a little tight
Just to watch the little boys come undone
I'm here for the beer and the ball busting band
Gonna get a little crazy just because I can
You know I'm here for the party
And I ain't leavin' til they throw me out
Gonna have a little fun gonna get me some
You know I'm here, I'm here for the party
I may not be a ten but the boys say i clean up good
And if I gave 'em half a chance for some rowdy romance you know they would
I've been waiting all week just to have a good time
So bring on them cowboys and their pick up lines
You know I'm here for the party
And I ain't leavin' til they throw me out
Gonna have a little fun gonna get me some
You know I'm here, I'm here for the party
Don't want no purple hooter shooter just some jack on the rocks
Don't mind me if i start that trashy talk
You know I'm here for the party
And I ain't leavin' til they throw me out
Gonna have a little fun gonna get me some
You know I'm here, I'm here for the party
You know I'm here for the party
And I ain't leavin' til they throw me out
Gonna have a little fun gonna get me some
You know I'm here, I'm here for the party… Yeah-
"I think that was the best performance we've had all night…" Vegeta folded his arms.
"I loved it a lot!" Tabby smiled.
"Very nice." Jiraiya winked and smirked at Zakuro.
"Now please welcome, one of our last three performers to the stage, Mr. Pai! He will be singing 'Taylor Swift' by Tim McGraw!" People clapped as he walked onto the stage and grabbed the microphone…
He said the way my blue eyes shined
Put those Georgia stars to shame that night
I said: "That's a lie."
Just a boy in a Chevy truck
That had a tendency of gettin' stuck
On backroads at night
And I was right there beside him all summer long
And then the time we woke up to find that summer gone
But when you think Tim McGraw
I hope you think my favorite song
The one we danced to all night long
The moon like a spotlight on the lake
When you think happiness
I hope you think that little black dress
Think of my head on your chest
And my old faded blue jeans
When you think Tim McGraw
I hope you think of me
September saw a month of tears
And thankin' God that you weren't here
To see me like that
But in a box beneath my bed
Is a letter that you never read
From three summers back
It's hard not to find it all a little bitter sweet
And lookin' back on all of that, it's nice to believe
When you think Tim McGraw
I hope you think my favorite song
The one we danced to all night long
The moon like a spotlight on the lake
When you think happiness
I hope you think that little black dress
Think of my head on your chest
And my old faded blue jeans
When you think Tim McGraw
I hope you think of me
And I'm back for the first time since then
I'm standin' on your street
And there's a letter left on your doorstep
And the first thing that you'll read is:
When you think Tim McGraw
I hope you think my favorite song
Someday you'll turn your radio on
I hope it takes you back to that place
When you think happiness
I hope you think that little black dress
Think of my head on your chest
And my old faded blue jeans
When you think Tim McGraw
I hope you think of me
Oh, think of me
Mmmm...
"Two words: 'Dull' and 'boring'!" Vegeta snarled.
"It wasn't bad!" Tabby smiled.
"It was alright. Not one of the best performances…" Jiraiya smirked.
"Please welcome, our next to last performer of the night, Mr. Ryo! He'll be singing 'No shirt, No problems' by Kenny Chesney!" Ryo walked onto the stage and grabbed the microphone…
I've been up to my neck workin' 6 days a week
wearin' holes in the soles of the shoes on my feet
been dreamin' of gettin away since I don't know
Ain't no better time than now…
For mexico-
No shoes, No shirt, No problems
Blues what blues…
Hey I forgot them
The sun and the sand and a drink in my hand with no bottom
and no shoes, no shirt, and no problems!
No problems
Want a towel on a chair in the sand by the sea
want to look through my shades and see you there with me
Want to soak up life for a while
In laid back mode
No boss, no clocks, no stress, no dress code
No shoes, no shirt, no problems
Blues what blues... hey I forgot em'
The sun and the sand and a drink in my hand with no bottom
and no shoes, no shirt, and no problems
Babe lets get packed…
Tank tops and flip flops if you got em'
No shoes, no shirt, no problems
No problems…
"Okay. Bad, horrible, and yes, problems!" Vegeta snarled.
"Whoo! I loved it! Go Ryo!" Tabby smiled.
"No my favorite…" Jiraiya frowned.
"Please welcome to the stage, our last performer for the night… Mr. Keiichirou! He will be singing 'Redneck Woman' well actually we should call it 'Redneck Man', by Gretchen Wilson!" Keiichirou entered onto the stage and smiled, picking up the microphone…
Well, I ain't never been the Ken doll type
No, I can't swig that sweet Champagne, I'd rather drink beer all night
In a tavern or in a honky tonk or on a four-wheel drive tailgate
I've got posters on my wall of Skynyrd, Kid and Strait
Some people look down on me, but I don't give a rip
I'll stand barefooted in my own front yard with a baby on my hip-
'Cause I'm a redneck man
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
I say, 'hey ya'll' and 'yee-haw'
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big 'heck yeah' from the redneck guys like me, heck yeah!
Victoria's Secret, well their stuff's real nice
But I can buy the same darn thing on a Wal-Mart shelf half price
And still look sexy, just as sexy as those models on TV
I don't need no designer tag to make my man want me
Well, you might think I'm trashy, a little too hardcore
But in my neck of the woods I'm just the guy next door…
I'm a redneck man
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
I say, 'hey y'all' and 'yee-haw'
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Tanya Tucker song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big 'heck yeah' from the redneck guys like me, heck yeah!
I'm a redneck man
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
I say, 'hey y'all' and 'yee-haw'
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every ol' Bocephus song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big 'heck yeah' from the redneck girls like me, heck yeah
Heck yeah, heck yeah
Heck yeah
I said heck yeah!
"No comment to that one…" Vegeta folded his arms.
"Great!" Tabby smiled.
"Not bad. I found it funny…" Jiraiya smirked.
"You heard them folks! Now vote for your favorite and then tune in to see who gets voted off!"
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