Mew Idol! Chapter 9: Round Nine, a tokyo mew mew fanfic

Mew Idol!

Round Nine

"We are back to round nine of Mew Idol! Our last contestants: Kish, Zakuro, Ryou, Ichigo, Keiichirou, Pai, and Mint all performed the great sound of Rock! Now, we have taken in your votes and decided who shall be voted off Mew Idol! Ready? Our performer that is leaving us tonight is… Drum role please… Mr. Keiichirou! I'm terribly sorry! I shall now announce the top three performers… In third place is… a tie between Zakuro and Pai! Second place belongs to… Ichigo! And now our performer with the most amounts of votes, the second time in a row is… Kish!" –Cue fangirl scream- "Our theme for tonight's performers shall be: Rap/ Hip hop! Let's see how they do! Please welcome our first performer to the stage… Kish! He will be performing 'Riding Dirty' by Chamillionaire!"

They see me rollin'
They hatin'
Patrollin'
And tryin. to catch me ridin. dirty.
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty.
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty.
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty.
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty.
My music so loud;
I'm swangin'.
They hopin'
That they don't catch me ridin' dirty.
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty.
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty.
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty.
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty.

Police think they can see me lean;
I'm tint so it ain't easy to be seen.
For me to see me ride by, they can see the glean
And my shine on the deck and the TV screen.
Ride with a new chick, she like "Hold up."
Next to the Playstation controller
If a fool trip then I'm gonna show ya
Turn a jacker into a coma.
Girl, you ain't know, I'm crazy like Krayzie Bone;
Just tryin' to make you horny, ain't tryin' to have no babies.
Ride clean as hell so I pull in ladies.
Law's on patrol; you know they hate me.
Music turned all the way up and to the maximum;
I can speak for some niggas tryin' to jack for some.
But we packin' somethin' that we have
And, um, will have a nigga locked up in the maximum
Security cell. I'm grippin' oak.
Music loud and I'm tippin' slow.
Twins steady twistin' like hit this dough;
Pull up from behind and im sittin low.
Windows down, gotta stop pollution.
CDs change; niggas like "Who is that producin'?"
This the Play-N-Skillz when we out and cruisin'
Got warrants in every city except Houston
But I still ain't losin'.

They see me rollin';
They hatin'.
Patrollin'
And tryin. to catch me ridin. dirty.
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty.
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty.
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty.
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty.
My music so loud;
I'm swangin'.
They hopin'
That they don't catch me ridin' dirty.
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty.
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty.
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty.
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty.

I been drinkin' and smokin'; holdin' shizz
'Cause a brother can't focus.
I gotta get to home 'fore the po-po's scope
This big ol Excursion
Swervin',
All up in the curve, man.
Nigga been sippin' on that Hennessey
And the gin again
Is in again;
We in the wind.
Doin' a hundred while I come from the block
And rollin another one up;
We livin' like we ain't givin' a freak.
I got a revolver in my right hand;
40 oz on my lap, freezing my ba--s
Roll a nigga tree, green leaves and all.
Comin' up pretty deep, me and my do-jo.
I gotta get to backstreets;
Wanted by the six-pounds
And I got heat.
shots to the block;
We creep-creep. Pop-pop.
Hope cops don't see me;
On a low key.
With no regard for the law,
We dodge 'em like freak-'em-all.
But I won't get caught up
And brought up
On charges for none of y'all.
Keep a gun in car
And a blunt to spark,
But, well, if you want,
Nigga,poppin'you dark.
Ready or not, we gon' bust shots off in the air
Krayzie Bone and Chamillionaire.

"Terrible… This isn't even appropriate!" Vegeta threw up his arms…

"I- loved it?" Tabby smiled.

"Great." Jiraiya smirked.

"Our next performer is Zakuro! She will be performing 'Umbrella' by Rihanna!"

You had my heart
and we'll never be world apart
Maybe in magazines
but you'll still be my star
Baby cause in the Dark
You can see shiny Cars
And that's when you need me there
With you I'll always share
Because

When the sun shines
We'll shine together
Told you I'll be here forever
That I'll always be your friend
Took an oath
I'mma stick it out 'till the end
Now that it's raining more than ever
Know that we still have each other
You can stand under my Umbrella
You can stand under my Umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

These fancy things,
will never come in between
You're part of my entity
Here for Infinity
When the war has took it's part
When the world has dealt it's cards
If the hand is hard
[Umbrella lyrics on we'll mend your heart
Because ...

You can run into my Arms
It's okay don't be alarmed
(Come into Me)
(There's no distance in between our love)
So Gonna let the rain pour
I'll be all you need and more
Because ...

When the sun shines
We'll shine Together
Told you I'll be here forever
That I'll always be your friend
Took an oath
I'mma stick it out 'till the end
Now that it's raining more than ever
Know that we still have each other
You can stand under my Umbrella
You can stand under my Umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

It's raining (raining)
Ooo baby it's raining
baby come into me
Come into me
It's raining (raining)
Ooo baby it's raining
You can always come into me
Come into me...

"That was a lot better than the performance before." Vegeta sipped his soda.

"Wonderful, wonderful!" Tabby clapped.

"Not bad, baby!" Jiraiya smirked.

"Our next performer tonight isPai! He'll be performing 'Lose Yourself' by Eminem!"

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's chokin, how everybody's jokin' now
The clock's run out, time's up over, bloah!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
Easy, no
He won't have it , he knows his whole back's to these ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that, but he's broke
He's so stacked that he knows
When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo
This whole rap shizz
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

The soul's escaping, through this hole that it's gaping
This world is mine for the taking
Make me king, as we move toward a, new world order
A normal life is borin, but superstardom's close to post mortem
It only grows harder, only grows hotter
He blows us all over these hoes is all on him
Coast to coast shows, he's know as the globetrotter
Lonely roads, God only knows
He's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose cuz here goes the cold water
His hoes don't want him no mo, he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose dove and sold nada
So the soap opera is told and unfolds
I suppose it's old partna', but the beat goes on
Da da dum da dum da da

No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motha f-ing roof off like 2 dogs caged
I was playin in the beginnin, the mood all changed
I been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin and stepwritin the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin the pied piper
All the pain inside amplified by the fact
That I can't get by with my 9 to 5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
Cuz man, these god darn food stamps don't buy diapers
And it's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard and it's getting even harder
Tryin to feed and water my seed, plus
See dishonor caught up between being a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama's screamin on and
Too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony
Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail
I've got to formulate a plot fore I end up in jail or shot
Success is my only mothafuckin option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got to go
I cannot grow old in Salem's lot
So here I go is my shot.
Feet fail me not cuz maybe the only opportunity that I got...

You can do anything you set your mind to, man…

"Interesting… Not good enough." Vegeta folded his arms, "You'll be voted off before the end." The people in the audience booed him.

"I'll give you people something to 'boo' about!" He jumped up and put his hand in the air, readying an energy ball.

"Okay, Vegeta! Enough! Tabby, what did you think?"

"It was totally and completely amazing!" Tabby had hearts in her eyes…

"Not bad." Jiraiya smirked.

"Our next performer shall be Ichigo! She'll be performing 'Lip Gloss' by Lil' Mama!"

Its poppin'-

What you know bout me
What you what you know bout me
What you know bout me
What you what you know

They say my lip gloss is cool
My lip gloss be poppin'
I'm standing at my locker
and all the boys keep stoppin'

What you know bout me
What you what you know bout me
What you know bout me
What you what you know

They say my lip gloss is poppin'
My lip gloss is cool
All the boys keep jockin'
They chase me after school

Mac Mac, Loreal yep cause I'm worth it
Love the way I puts it on so perfect
Wipe the corners of my mouth so I work it
When I walk down the hallway they cant say nothin'
Oh, oh, oh my lips so luscious
The way I spice it up with the Mac Mac brushes
Loreal got them most watermelon crushes
That's probably the reason all these boys got crushes

What you know 'bout me
What you what you know 'bout me
What you know 'bout me
What you what you know

They say my lip gloss is cool
My lip gloss be poppin'
I'm standing at my locker
and all the boys keep stoppin'

What you know 'bout me
What you what you know 'bout me
What you know 'bout me
What you what you know

They say my lip gloss is poppin'
My lip gloss is cool
All the boys keep jockin'
They chase me after school

When its time for lunch my lips still rock
Lil mama melon with the hot pink top
Cherry, vanilla, flavors its a virtue
They, lovin', lip gloss universal
The boys really like it
The girls don't speak
They rolling they eyes
They lip gloss cheap
It ain't my fault
But I could upgrade you
Show you how to use nice things
with nice flavors

What you know 'bout me
What you what you know 'bout me
What you know 'bout me
What you what you know

They say my lip gloss is cool
My lip gloss be poppin'
I'm standing at my locker
and all the boys keep stoppin'

What you know 'bout me
What you what you know 'bout me
What you know 'bout me
What you what you know

They say my lip gloss is poppin'
My lip gloss is cool

All the boys keep jockin'
They chase me after school

Its poppin'-

Cause myyyyyy
Lip glosssss
Its poppin'-

Its poppin'-

No Music [Clap x4

Oh, Who you know spit it hard to a hand clap
She ain't whack
So I tell a corny na hand dat
To a record label while I get my hair wrapped
Then I let it fall under my New York Yankee cap
Anybody that know better
That got chedda
Bet go getta
Cuz ya already know I'm where its at
And if Im rollin'
Im ridin'
I got my homies beside me
I tell Ben drop me off he like

Where its at
I gets it poppin'
Im droppin
Ya'll know I dont play
And know my swag is official to what my flow say
And any club that's poppin my record gon play
Rest in peace to Haze and Lil Zay Zay

No Music [Clap x4

Sittin in 8th period thought I was in trouble
Dean called me on the loud speaker on the double
I stepped in her office like yes, Ms McClarkson
She like girl ran out of my lip gloss and
write down where you get yours from
cause I must admit that bubblegum

Its poppin'-

and uh

I be lovin' it
I be- I be lovin' it
and uh
I be usin' it
I be, I be usin' it
and uh
I be, rubbin' it
I be, I be rubbin' it
On my lips my lips, uh
my lip gloss

What you know 'bout me
What you what you know 'bout me
What you know 'bout me
What you what you know

They say my lip gloss is cool
My lip gloss be poppin'
I'm standing at my locker
and all the boys keep stoppin'

What you know 'bout me
What you what you know 'bout me
What you know 'bout me
What you what you know...

"I wish someone would chase you off the stage…" Vegeta rubbed his temples…

"Wow! How'd you memorize all that?" Tabby smiled.

"Nice, babe." Jiraiya smiled.

"Our next performer for tonight is…Ryou! He will be singing 'Sexyback' by Justin Timberlake!"

I'm bringing sexy back
Them other boys don't know how to act
I think you're special what's behind your back
So turn around and I'll pick up the slack.
Take em' to the bridge

Dirty babe
You see these shackles
Baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave
It's just that no one makes me feel this way

Take em' to the chorus

Get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
Get your sexy on

I'm bringing sexy back
Them other boys don't know how to act
Come let me make up for the things you lack
Cause your burning up I gotta get it fast
Take em' to the bridge

Dirty babe
You see these shackles
Baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave
It's just that no one makes me feel this way

Come here girl
Go ahead, be gone with it
Come to the back
Go ahead, be gone with it
VIP
Go ahead, be gone with it
Drinks on me
Go ahead, be gone with it
Let me see what you're working with
Go ahead, be gone with it
Look at those hips
Go ahead, be gone with it
You make me smile
Go ahead, be gone with it
Go ahead child
Go ahead, be gone with it
And get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it

I'm bringing sexy back
Them other boys watch while I attack
If that's your girl you better watch your back
Cause she'll burn it up for me and that's a fact

Take em' to the chorus

"Oh my god…" Vegeta looked down.

"That was great." Tabby smiled big.

"That should be my new theme song, dude!" Jiraiya smiled.

"Welcome out last performer to the stage, Mint! She will be singing 'Give it to me' by Nelly Furtado!"

Is it going? Is it going?
Is it going? Is it going?
I don't know.. what you're lookin' for

Oh yea boss
Come on

I'm the type of girl to look you dead in the eye-eye
I'm real as it come if you don't know why I'm fly
Seen you tryna switch it up but girl you ain't that dope
I'm a Wonder Woman, let me go get my rope
I'm a supermodel and mami, si mami
Amnesty International got Bangkok to Montauk on lock
love my ass and my abs in the video called "Promiscuous"
My style is ri-dic-dic-diculous, 'diculous, 'diculous

If you see us in the club, we'll be actin' real nice
If you see us on the floor, you'll be watchin' all night
We ain't here to hurt nobody
(So give it to me, give it to me, give it to me)
Wanna see you work your body
(So give it to me, give it to me, give it to me)

When Minto is in the party, everybody put up they hands
I get a half a mil' for my beats, you get a couple gra-an-and
Never gonna see the day that I ain't got the upper hand
I'm respected from Californ-I-A, way down to Japan
I'm a real producer and you just a piano man
Your songs don't top the charts, I heard 'em, I'm not a fa-an-an
Girls a talkin' greasy, I'm the one that gave them they chance
Somebody need to tell them that they can't do it like I can

Could you speak up and stop mu-mumbling, I don't think you came in clear
When you're sittin' on the top, it's hard to hear you from way up here
I saw you tryin' to act cute on TV, "Just let me clear the air..."
We missed you on the charts last week, damn, that's right you wasn't there
If se-sexy never left, then why's everybody on my shi-it-it
Don't hate on me just because you didn't come up with it
So if you see us in the club, go on and walk the other way
Cause our run will never be over, not at least until we say

... club, we'll be actin' real nice
If you see us on the floor, you'll be watchin' all night
We ain't here to hurt nobody
(So give it to me, give it to me, give it to me)
Wanna see you work your body
(So give it to me, give it to me, give it to me)

"This was most likely your best performance yet, I must admit…" Vegeta folded his arms.

"Nice!" Tabby smiled.

"Sweet." Jiraiya winked.

"There you have it! Send in your votes and tune next round!"