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Mew Idol!
Round Ten
"We're now back to round ten of Mew Idol! All of your votes have been taken in and counted up. You're probably now wondering, whose going to get voted off? That's what I am about to tell you… Will Kish, Zakuro, Ryou, Ichigo, Mint, and Pai please come to the stage… Okay will Zakuro, Ichigo, and Ryou please move to the right of the stage and stand… Now will Kish, Mint, and Pai please come to the left of the stage? Which person from which group will be voted off? Will the group on the left side of the stage please come forward? This is the group that contains the person that will be voted off. Will the group on the right side of the stage please sit down. The next person to be voted off of Mew Idol is… I'm terribly sorry… Mr. Pai! You had the least amount of votes this time around! Please exit! Now the theme for this round is 'Opposite'! The contestants will have to sing a song that made famous by someone of the opposite gender! So, without further adieu, please welcome Zakuro to the stage! She will be singing 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' by Nirvana!"
Load up on guns
Bring your friends
It's fun to lose and to pretend
She's overborne and self-assured
Oh no, I know a dirty word Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello ,hello
With the Lights out it's less dangerous
Here we are now entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now entertain us
A mullato an albino
A mosquito my libido
yay I'm worse at what I do best
And for this gift I feel blessed
Our little group has always been
And always will until the end
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello ,hello
With the Lights out it's less dangerous
Here we are now entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now entertain us
A mullato an albino
A mosquito my libido
yay
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, hello
With the Lights out it's less dangerous
Here we are now entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now entertain us
A mullato an albino
A mosquito my libido
yay And I forget just why I taste
Oh yeah I guess it makes me smile
I found it hard it's hard to find
Oh well whatever nevermind
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello ,hello
With the Lights out it's less dangerous
Here we are now entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now entertain us
A mullato an albino
A mosquito my libido
yay
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, hello
With the Lights out it's less dangerous
Here we are now entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now entertain us
A mullato an albino
A mosquito my libido
A denial-
"The worst performance by you, ever!" Vegeta folded his arms.
"I thought it was great!" Tabby smiled.
"I love you- I mean it- I mean the song! Yeah it was great!" Jiraiya smirked.
"Now welcome our next performer Ms. Mint! She will be performing 'American Idiot' by Green Day!"
Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Where everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue.
Well maybe I'm the faggot Tokyo.
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda.
Now everybody do the propaganda.
And sing along to the age of paranoia.
Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Where everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue.
Don't want to be an Tokyo idiot.
One nation controlled by the media.
Information age of hysteria.
It's calling out to idiot Japan.
Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Where everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue.
"Appalling! Where do you get this stuff from?" Vegeta folded his arms.
"Well, that was definitely creative!" Tabby smiled.
"Didn't really care for it…" Jiraiya crossed his arms.
"Now welcome our next, and most voted for contestant Kish! He will be performing 'Heaven' by DJ Sammy!"
Oh, thinking about all our younger years,
There was only you and me,
We were young and wild and free.
Now nothing can take you away from me.
We've been down that road before,
But that's over now.
You keep me coming back for more.
Baby you're all that I want.
When you're lying here in my arms
I'm finding it hard to believe
We're in heaven.
And love is all that I need
And I found it there in your heart.
It isn't too hard to see
We're in heaven.
Now, nothing could change what you mean to me.
There's a lot that I could say
But just hold me now,
Cause our love will light the way.
Baby you're all that I want.
When you're lying here in my arms
I'm finding it hard to believe
We're in heaven.
And love is all that I need
And I found it there in your heart.
It isn't too hard to see
We're in heaven.
Now our dreams are coming true.
Through the good times and the bad
I'll be standing there by you.
(We're in heaven.)
And love is all that I need
And I found it there in your heart.
It isn't too hard to see
We're in heaven…
"The best performance by you ever… I must admit…" Vegeta folded his arms and looked away.
"Amazing! Really!" Tabby smiled happily.
"Nice…" Jiraiya smirked.
"Please welcome our next contestant Ryou! He'll be performing 'I Feel Like A Guy-Man'! By Shania Twain!"
Let's go guys… Come on!
The best thing about being a man-an
Is the prerogative to have a little fun (fun, fun)
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a guy-y
Girl's pants-short shorts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a guy-man!
The guys need a break-tonight we're gonna take
The chance to get out on the town
We don't need romance-we only wanna dance
We're gonna let our hair hang down
The best thing about being a guy-y
Is the prerogative to have a little fun (fun, fun)
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a guy-y
Girl's pants-short shorts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a guy-man!
The best thing about being a guy-y
Is the prerogative to have a little fun (fun, fun)
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a guy-y
Girl's pants-short shorts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a guy-man!
"That was the most disturbing thing I've heard since your last performance…" Vegeta took a sip of his drink.
"I loved it!" Tabby smiled.
"I think I might have to go with Vegeta on this one… but it is a great party song!" Jiraiya smirked.
"Now welcome our last performer for the night, Ichigo! She'll be performing 'Hey there Delilah' by The Plain White T's!"
hey there Kishu
don't you worry about the distance
ima right there if you get lonely
give this song another listen
close your eyes
listen to my voice its my disguise
I'm by your side
oh its what you do to me
oh its what you do to me
oh its what you do to me
oh its what you do to me
what you do to me
hey there Kishu
I know times are getting hard
but just believe me boy
someday I'll pay the bills with this Bell Bell
we'll have it good
we'll have the life we knew we would
my word is good
hey there Kishu
I've got so much left to say
if every simple song I wrote to you
would take your breath away
I'd write it all
even more in love with me you'd fall
we'd have it all
oh its what you do to me
oh its what you do to me
oh its what you do to me
oh its what you do to me
a thousand miles seems pretty far
but they've got planes and trains and cars
id walk to you if I had no other way
our friends would all make fun of us
and we'll just laugh along because we know
that none of them have felt this way
Kishu I can promise you
that by the time that we get through
the world will never ever be the same
and you're to blame
hey there Kishu
you be good and don't you miss me
two more years and you'll be done with school
and ill be making history like I do
you know its all because of you
we can do whatever we want to
hey there Kishu here's to you
this ones for you
oh its what you do to me
oh its what you do to me
oh its what you do to me
oh its what you do to me
what you do to me…
"Not bad for a strawberry…" Vegeta folded his arms.
"That was so sweet!" Tabby smiled.
"Great girl." Jiraiya smirked.
"That's it for round ten! Turn in your votes and wait for round eleven!!!"