Chapter 5 is here!!
This chapter isn't very long either, but I hope you guys enjoy it!
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"Blah Blah Blah" - Talking
Blah Blah Blah - Thoughts
Blah Blah Blah - Stress on words
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Disclaimer: Harry Potter does not belong to me, kay?
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Chapter 5: Draco Darling :heart:
Ron and Hermione stood in the kitchens, mouths agape and food spilling out onto the previously clean floor.
"H-Harry… you are gay?!"
Harry Potter nodded happily, and reached for another banana. Meanwhile, Hermione's face showed an earth-shattering frown, and her lower lip began to tremble.
"Harry… are you sure you're not even a little bit straight? A teensy-weensy bit?" She asked with a small glint of hope.
All hope was crushed as Harry merrily skipped over to his friends and flashed a peace sign.
"Nuh-uhhhh!"
As if nothing happened, Harry continued his skipping all the way out of the kitchens and into their dormitories, and huge basket of apples and bananas hanging on his arm.
"Tra-la-la Tra-la-la, I'm eating fruuuuiiiits and I'm fruiiiiityyyy, fruity, fruity, fruity…"
Ron and Hermione dashed after Harry.
"I don't know how many times he fell on his head this summer, but we have got to do something about it!" Hermione breathed heavily. Harry sure was a fast skipper.
"Oh I don't know about that Hermione, it could be pretty fun…" Ron started, but shut up when Hermione menacingly glared at him.
Oookay, someone has way too many books shoved up her --
They rushed past Dumbledore, who had an understanding smile plastered on his face. The moon-rimmed glasses revealed a mischievous sparkle in his eyes.
O-ho-ho, this is going to be a marvellous year.
While all that was going on, Draco Malfoy was relaxing in a humongous hot tub; a little bonus for all of the prefects. Surrounded by hundreds of bubbles and multi-coloured jets, Draco was surely in heaven.
Hmm thought Draco, It would be even better if someone was here with me…
"Yoo-hoo, Draco darling! Open up, your wifey is waiting for you!! :heart:" The sound of his stalker's voice sent Draco back into the real world.
Oh HELL no, NOT Pansy. Why is SHE here?!
"I heard you have a hot tub in there Draco darling! :heart:" Her eyes glistened with tears when Draco made no attempt to open the door for her. "I thought we were meant to be? :heart: Don't you want me there Draco darling? :heart:"
Draco was convinced that this time Pansy would finally realize that NO he didn't want her there, and quit stalking him day and night, when suddenly a light bulb lit up above Pansy's head.
"I get it Drakie-poo, you just want some space for now don't you? :heart: Well darling, I totally understand, and I love you so much that I'll wait right out here so you won't be lonely after you come out! :heart:"
With that thought in mind, Pansy sat down by the door, and patiently awaited the presence of her self-proclaimed husband.
Draco shook his head in disbelief.
Well, shit.
This chapter wasn't very funny, I know. Anyways, I imagined the :heart: signs to be pretty much like hearts floating around Pansy as she spoke to or thought of Draco.
Next chapter should be up sometime this week, and I promis it will be longer.