Mew Idol!
Round Fourteen
"What's this? We're back!!! To the FINAL round of Mew Idol! We have our top two contestants here, our FINALISTS for Mew Idol! How about that folks? Well, I took in everyone's votes and I have the winner in an envelope right here! But, I'm not going to tell you until later on! Haha… Yes, anyways, we have more guest performers lined up here! Great isn't it? Well, let's see here, our first guest would be, Ms. Yamanaka Ino from, yeah you guessed it, Naruto! What will she be performing, you ask? She will be performing, "Girlfriend" by Avril Lavigne! Let's give it up for INO!" Ino entered onto the stage winking to the audience and blowing kisses. She saw Sasuke sitting down in the way back and waved…
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
No it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend
You're so fine
I want you mine
You're so delicious
I think about you all the time
You're so addictive
Don't you know what I could do to make you feel alright?
Don't pretend I think you know I'm darn precious
And heck yeah
I'm the mother f-ing princess
I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right
She's like so whatever
You could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about!
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
No it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend
I can see the way, I see the way you look at me
And even when you look away I know you think of me
I know you talk about me all the time
again and again(and again and again and again)
So come over here, tell me what I want to hear
Better yet make your girlfriend disappear
I don't want to hear you say her name ever again
(And again and again and again!)
Cause, She's like so whatever
And you could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about!
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
No it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend
In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
Cuz I can, cuz I can do it better
There's no other
So when's it gonna sink in
She's so stupid
What the heck were you thinking?!
In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
Cuz I can, cuz I can do it better
There's no other
So when's it gonna sink in
She's so stupid
What the heck were you thinking?!
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend
No way, no way!
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
No it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend
No way! No way!
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend
No way, no way!
Hey! Hey You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
No it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend
No way! No way!
Hey! Hey!
Ino put her hand on her hip and smiled.
"That's right Sakura! I'm better!" She smiled and exited off the stage.
"Okay… That's Ino, everyone!!! Our next guest will be performing another great song… Our next guest performer will be Yuna from Final Fantasy X and X-2! I love her… She'll be performing the song, "Real Emotion", originally sung by Jade, from Sweetbox! Please welcome Ms. Yuna, to the stage everyone!!!!
What can I do for you?
What can I do for you?
What can I do for you?
What can I do for you?
I can't hear you
What can I do for you?
What can I do for you?
What can I do for you?
Falling in the hazy borders of my heart
I can see your face
It's something like this
Every now and then I don't know what to do
Still I know that I
Can never go back
All the things I've seen
In those hazy dreams
Can't compare to what I'm seein' now
Everything's so different
That it brings me to my knees
And oh, I know, the world of real emotion
Has surrounded me
I won't give in to it
Now, I know, that forward
Is the only way my heart can go
I hear your voice calling out to me
'You'll never be alone.'
What can I do for you?
What can I do for you?
What can I do for you?
What can I do for you?
I can't hear you.
And if I find the real without emotion
Has surrounded me
And I can't go on
And you are there
The moment that I close my eyes
You come to me,
"We are connected.
Go on. You see, I'll never be—"
And oh, I know, the world of real emotion
Has surrounded me
I won't give into it
Now, I know, that forward
Is the only way my heart can go
I hear your voice calling out to me
'You'll never be alone.'
What can I do for you?
What can I do for you?
What can I do for you?
I can hear you.
I can hear you…Yuna posed and then smiled at the applauding audience.
"Thank you everyone! Really!" She smiled and exited the stage.
"Isn't she wonderful! Okay… Our last guest performer for the night will be, what's this? Berri! Yes, Ms. Berri, is here to perform for us tonight, what an honor! She'll be singing, "I Got Nerve" by Hannah Montana? That's uncalled for… but, whatever, I just announce this stuff…"
We haven't met, and that's okay
'Cause you will be asking for me one day
Don't want to wait in line
The moment is mine believe me
Don't close your eyes
'Cause it's a chance worth takin'
And I think that I can shake you
I know where I stand
I know who I am
I would never run away when life gets bad
It's everything I see
Every part of me
Gonna get what I deserve
I got nerve
Electrified, I'm on a wire
Gettin' together and we're on fire
What I said, you heard
Now I've got you spinning
Don't close your mind
The words I use are open
And I think that I can show you
I know where I stand
I know who I am
I would never run away when life gets bad
It's everything I see
Every part of me
I know I can change the world, yeah, yeah, yeah
I know what you like
I know what you think
Not afraid to stare you down until you blink
It's everything I see
Every part of me
Gonna get what I deserve
I got nerve
You...You need to discover (Discover)
Who you make feel free
And I need to uncover
The part of you that's reaching out for me, hey
I know where I stand
I know who I am
I would never run away when life gets bad
It's Everything I see
Every part of me
I know I can change the world, yeah, yeah, yeah
I know what you like
I know what you think
Not afraid to stare you down until you blink
it's everything I see
Every part of me
Gonna get what I deserve
I got nerve
I'm what you want (yeah, yeah)
I'm what you need (I Got Nerve)
I'm what you want
I'm what you need
I know what you like,
I know what you think
Not afraid to stare you down until you blink
It's everything I see
Every part of me
Gonna get what I deserve
(I got)
I got nerve!
"There she is ladies and gentleman! Well, now, back to our finalists. Before I announce the winner, they will perform one more song for us tonight. So please welcome, Ms. Zakuro to the stage everyone!!! She'll be performing, "Beautiful" by Christina Aguilera!"
Everyday is so wonderful
And suddenly, it's hard to breathe
Now and then, I get insecure
From all the pain,
I'm so ashamed
I am beautiful no matter what they say
Words can't bring me down
I am beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can't bring me down, oh no
So don't you bring me down today
To all your friends you're delirious
So consumed in all your doom
Trying hard to fill the emptiness,
The pieces gone,
Left the puzzle undone,
Ain't that the way it is?
You are beautiful no matter what they say
Words can't bring you down, no, no
You are beautiful in every single way
Yes words can't bring you down, oh, no
So don't you bring me down today
No matter what we do
(No matter what we do)
No matter what we say
(No matter what we say)
We're the song inside the tune
(Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Full of beautiful mistakes
And everywhere we go
(And everywhere we go)
The sun will always shine
(Sun will always, always shine)
But tomorrow we might awake
On the other side
'Cause we are beautiful,
No matter what they say
Yes, words won't bring us down, oh no
We are beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can't bring us down, oh no
So don't you bring me down today
Don't you bring me down today
Don't you bring me down...
Mmm, today…
"Great, huh? No matter how great, she'll never beat Kish in hotness! Okay! So please welcome Mr. Kish to the stage! He'll be singing, "Rockstar" by Nickleback! I love that song, it's one of my favorites…"
I'm through with standin' in line
to clubs I'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the ninth
and I'm never gonna win
this life hasn't turned out
quite the way I want it to be
(Tell me what you want)
I want a brand new house
on an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a king size tub big enough
for ten plus me
--(Yea, So what you need)--
I need a credit card that's got no limit
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high club
At thirty-seven thousand feet
--(Been there done that)--
I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Cher and
James Dean is fine for me
(So how you gonna do it?)
I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars and
Live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny as we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
in the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
With her bleach blonde hair
And well...
Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up buttholes
Sign a couple autographs
So I can eat my meals for free
--(I'll have the quesadilla, ha-ha,)--
I'm gonna dress myself
with the latest fashion
Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion
Gonna date a centerfold that loves to
blow my money for me
(So how you gonna do it?)
I'm gonna trade this life
For fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair
And change my name
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars and
Live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
in the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
With her bleach blonde hair
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary of
today's who's who
They'll get you anything
with that evil smile
Everybody's got a
drug dealer on speed dial, well
Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
I'm gonna sing those songs
That offend the censors
Gonna pop my pills
from a Pez dispenser
Get washed-up singers writing all my songs
Lip --sync-- 'em every night so I don't get 'em wrong
Well we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in Hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
in the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
With her bleach blond hair
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary of
today's who's who
They'll get you anything
with that evil smile
Everybody's got a
drug dealer on speed dial,well
Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar…
"That was Kish everyone!!! You know what this means don't you? Yes, it's time for the results of Mew Idol!!! I have the envelope right here in my hand. Please, would Kish and Zakuro come onto the stage? Okay… The moment of truth, everyone… Okay, according to the envelope… our winner is… ooh, look a butterfly…"
"WHO IS IT???" The audience shouted.
"Oh sorry… I got a little distracted… well, according to everyone's votes, our winner is… Drum line please… Ki- Zakuro!!!"
"Whooo!" The audience screamed and cheered. A couple fangirls in the back of the auditorium booed.
"Personally, she is the best and deserves to win." Vegeta stated.
"So, wonderful, Zakuro!" Tabby smiled with joy.
"Call me." Jiraiya smirked.
"This now ends Mew Idol! Have a great night everyone!!!"
OWARI
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