Hey! Story's going pretty well so far. Every day I try to come up with more chapter ideas, I want to go as long as I can. lol. Thanks for the reviews and favorites and alerts. You keep me going! Here we go. For this chapter, I appologize to everyone who is ghetto-er than I, for I did the best I could. lol.
What Not To Do At Bloor's Academy
2. NO USING AMERICAN GHETTO SLANG TO CONFUSE MANFRED OUT OF GIVING YOU DETENTION.
Tancred walked down the corridor to assembly just like any other day, but with small zapping sounds coming from his hair, and Lysander ran up behind him.
"Hey." he said quietly, a gust of wind blew at him, nearly knocking him down. "Jeeze, Tanc, what's up?"
Tancred stopped and turned to him, giving him the stink-eye and kept walking. Lysander stopped momentarily and made a face, then ran to catch up to him. "Bad morning?" he touched Tancred's arm and an even bigger gust hit him, pushing him back a few paces. Tancred turned and gave him the twitchiest stink-eye ever given and put his finger to his lips in an attempt to obey the 'no talking in the halls' rule. Any normal person would've just walked away and left an angry storm-bringer alone but Lysander decided to press the issue further. He ran up behind him again and poked his shoulder playfully. "Gosh, Tanky, who put a bee in your undies?" Lysander giggled and waited for a reply. Tancred, trying to be angry, refused to let himself smile, although the corners of his lips did curl a bit.
"Go away." he couldn't hold it in so he smiled but quickly looked away and growled. Lysander just giggled again. Just as Tancred turned to growl in his face, Manfred came sliding over, looking ready to give out a detention.
"Torrson, Sage. You two have been here long enough, shouldn't you know that there's no talking in the corridor?"
"Yes, Manfred." Lysander grumbled. Tancred said nothing and looked up into the cold eyes of Manfred and allowed his eye to twitch at him.
"What's your problem, Torrson? No cheek or else I'd be very happy to give you a detention. Heaven knows that freak girl who spray-painted the ruin will be needing some company this weekend."
Tancred's eyes widened, the last thing his bad mood needed was to be made worse by a stupid detention. Just as he was about to say 'Yes, Manfred.' as expected, he began to smirk as an idea popped into his head.
"What are you smiling at? Respect my authoritay!"
Tancred glanced at Lysander and winked. "Word up, po-po wannabe, I was just chillin out, jammin, and spittin the hoppin-est word with my homie o'er he-yar. Nobody gots to be all wigged-out, dishin out yall's detentions. It's just anuda way the man be keepin us brothers down, foo. Yo, L-Sage, we gots to be gettin to class biotch! Word out my brother! PEACE!" Tancred grabbed Lysander's arm and they started walking away, leaving Manfred there scratching his head. Lysander just stared at Tancred like he was crazy, then started laughing.
"My people would be proud, Tancred. Way to dish it like a real brother." he gave him a high-five and they stopped and stared back at Manfred, now drawing imaginary words in the air in front of him with his finger.
"I do what I can." Tancred laughed. Unfortunately, Manfred happened to hear them laughing and looked to see them still standing there.
"Torrson! Sage! Detention, both of you!" Manfred yelled, then he threw his hands in the air and ran off, muttering something about an urban slang dictionary.
Lysander put his arms up, expecting a lightening bolt to crash down on his head, but nothing happened. He opened his eyes and looked at Tancred. Tancred took a deep breath and let it out in a giant sigh. "Oh well," he said cheerily, "What can you do? And besides, how often to I get a chance to use my fresh ghetto slang AND meet the Graffitti Girl in the same flippin week?!" He let out a loud laugh and Tancred and Lysander laughed all the way to assembly.
Author's Note:
This chapter is kind of short and I, very unfortunately, did not find an opportunity to put it a sexual inuendo. Ah well, I suppose my mind's not as dirty as I thought it was. lol. I'll update as soon as possible. PEACE!