Ahh! Thanks people!! Laurien sends chocolate-covered pretzels to each of you ;-) Just so you know, I do have a system for the order of which I'm writing the chapters. It's all here, on this notebook in front of me. I'm very, very sorry GabrielSilk (a fanfic author, not the character) but I'm afraid that Gabriel will not have his own chapter until chapter 6. He'll be around though, don't worry. But now you know what to look forward to! Chapter 6 is your friend :-D Mmmkay, onward!!!
What Not To Do At Bloor's Academy
3. NO PUTTING ON A MASK AND PRETENDING TO BE ZORRO.
(Sorry if you don't know who Zorro is!)
It was an average day just like any other, not a graffitied-wall or a ghetto-talking storm-bringer to be found at Bloor's. Fidelio, Gabriel, and Olivia were walking around on the grounds, just after lunch, enjoying the wonderfully sunny day that was upon them. After about five minutes of enjoying the sunny day, Fidelio and his two friends got bored with walking and went to go sit and talk in the grass. (a/n deja vu?)
"Nice day, huh?" said Fidelio cooly, masking the uncontrollable antsiness that was growing inside him, telling him to get up and do something he's never done before.
"Yeah, it is." Gabriel sighed and turned to look at Fidelio. "Fido, why are you so fidgety? Weirdo."
Fidelio stuck his tongue out and made a horrid face at him. "I don't know. It feels like there's some kind of...alien or something in my head, telling me to do something. It sounds a lot like my mother actually."
"Hmm," Gabriel pondered his words. "Is she hot?"
"Gabriel!" Olivia yelled.
"What?" Gabriel looked at Fidelio who was cringing. "All I'm saying is that I wouldn't mind having a hot alien girl in my head."
"Gabriel! That's my mother you're talking about!" Fidelio snapped at him.
"What? NO! I'm talking about a hot alien chick! Where the hell does your mother come into this?"
"Whoa man, calm down. You said it, not me." Fidelio said acusingly.
Gabriel looked partly outraged and partly disgusted. "No no no! Fidelio, I do NOT want your mother!"
"What? You want Fidelio's mom? Sick, Gabriel!" Olivia threw in, teasingly.
"Argh! Just listen, I said--"
"Hey, Gabe. I get it, you like my mom, the things is, she's kind of with my dad right now so you should probably back off. But hey, no hard feelings, right bud?" Fidelio put out his hand in an effort to shake. Gabriel just stared at him and Olivia like they were crazy people.
"I am so DONE with you guys! UGH!" Gabriel yelled and threw his hands over his head and fell back into the grass. Olivia stared at him for a minute then looked back at Fidelio.
"So what was it telling you to do?" she inquired.
"Oh, nothing." but he seemed unsure.
"Cool." she looked at the ground then realised something she forgot. "Oh! I didn't show you guys what I got!" the boys looked at her expectantly as she fumbled inside her unneccesarily large bag for something. "Ah, here they are!" She pulled out a black mask with eye-holes, a black hat, and a small, thin pole. She pulled the top of the pole out and it was a long, skinny sword. She held them up and looked at her friends, waiting. "Well?"
"Erm, what are they for?" Gabriel asked. Fidelio however, looked at them wantingly.
"I don't know. A voice in my head just told me to bring them to school this week. Don't they look just like what Antonio Banderas wore in The Mask of Zorro?" she handed them to Fidelio.
"Yes, they do." He took the maskand hat and put them on. He looked nothing like the real Zorro but it was close enough for him.
"Fidelio, what are you doing?" asked Gabriel, who finally sat up. Fidelio picked up the sword and stood up, the voice in his head whispering to him, 'Do it!'
"This!" he yelled. "ALALALALALA!!" he started running around the grounds holding the sword in front of him as confused students frantically fled from his war-path. "I YAM ZORRRRRRO!" he even rolled the 'r's. Gabriel and Olivia stood also and watched him run around. Fidelio stopped and looked at Gabriel, twitched his eye, and started charging at him.
"AAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEE!!!!" he screamed like a girl and ran off as fast as he could, Fidelio still in hot pursuit. Just then Tancred walked over to Olivia.
"Um, what's he doing to Gabriel?"
"AAAAAAAAAAEEE!!!" Gabriel ran past Tancred and Olivia.
"COME BACK HERE! I'M ZORRO!" Fidelio ran past right after him.
"Fidelio thinks he's Zorro. He doesn't look much like him but he does have a nice Spanish accent."
"Mmhm."
They ran around a corner and then Fidelio was running back, Gabriel had collapsed on the ground, and Manfred chasing right behind him. "That's detention for you, Fidelio Gunn! Give me that damn sword!"
Fidelio turned and stuck his tongue out and kept running. "NEVER!!!!!!!!" and around the corner they went.
Author's Note:
Ha, I love Zorro. Thanks for the reviews, again. This chapter was way more easy to write than I thought it would be. Coolio! Check ya' later!