Ah. Here we are again. More fun to be had everyone. To GabrielSilk: Chapter after this is for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What Not To Do At Bloor's Academy
5. NO DYING BILLY RAVEN'S HAIR WHILE HE SLEEPS.
It was a quiet night. Everyone was tired from laughing so hard that morning over the picture, that is, until Matron went on a mad rampage of ripping, tearing, chewing, and burning. Then everyone was just a little scared (even more than usual). Now, though, most just wanted to sleep and enjoy the snuggliness that was their beds. There were only a few boys still awake. Charlie, Billy, Gabriel, and Fidelio. Fidelio was turned away on his side from the other boys, but the motion of his arm gave away his rubbing of something under his blanket. Charlie and Gabriel were both craning their necks to see what he was doing but Billy couldn't care less.
Just when Charlie was about to give up, Gabriel stuck his neck out so far that he fell off his bed with a thump, waking up a few of the other boys with his unusually girly scream.
"Jeeze, Gabriel. You alright?" Charlie asked.
"Who cares?" said Billy blandly.
He hauled himself up off the floor and dusted himself off. "Yeah, I think so."
"Great. Now shut up. Some people are trying to sleep and your unusually girly scream is keeping them awake." Billy snapped.
Gabriel looked outraged. "I do NOT scream like a girl. Do I, Charlie?"
Charlie looked up at him nervously. "Erm, you...flgudfheisfhduu..." he mumbled.
"What?" Gabriel questioned sharply.
"He said you do. So shut up." Billy had found a button and continued to push it. "Gabby."
Gabriel eyed him angrily. "YOU shut up! I do not scream like a girl! And don't call me Gabby!"
One of the other random boys answered him. "Gabriel, you scream like a girl. Get the hell over it and SHUT UP." Bily started laughing and Gabriel looked really angry.
"Grrrrr! Fidelio! What the hell ARE you doing?!" He took his aggression out on poor innocent Fidelio.
Fidelio screamed and chucked something tan and furry against the wall and fell out of bed. "Nothing!" but he was too late. gabriel ahd seen him throw the fluffy object and dived over to grab it, desperate to take the ridicule away from him. He rolled around on the bed with Fidelio until Charlie decided to intervein.
"Woo! All we need is jello and spandex and we've got a really good show here!" A bunch of guys laughed. Gabriel and Fidelio stopped and realised the awkward position they had landed in. Gabriel, on top of Fidelio, pinning his arms down, their faces only an inch a part. The tension between the two rising with every passing moment, sexual or otherwise.
"Ugh!" they yelled and jumped off of eachother. Then Gabriel lunged at the object and held it up by it's foot.
"What is this? Is this...is this a Snuggle Bear doll?" some of the guys snickered.
"Look! It makes my sheets and jammies smell really good and feel soft, okay? Now give it back!"
"Ooookaaayyy." he threw it back and Fidelio gave it a hug and murmured something about 'the big bad girly boy won't hurt you any more.'.
"Gabriel. Shut up and go to sleep." Billy said.
"UGH!" and Gabriel flopped down onto his bed just as matron popped in and turned the light off.
While everyone else was asleep, Gabriel lay awake. Plotting. "You just wait Billy Raven. You've made me a laughing stock for the last time. Grrrrrr--Wait! I've got it!...Why am I talking to myself?" While he pondered it he got out of bed and went into the bathroom. He came out a few moments later with three small cups of colored goop. "Thankyou, Olivia. Damn, I've got to stop doing that!" He calmed himself and slowly made his way towards Billy's bed, smiling evily. He put his finger in the first cup of goop and started slowly attacking Billy's sleeping head. He didn't wake.
Gabriel went back to he's own bed a few minutes later, the now empty cups in the garbage. The second he layed his head down he was asleep and woke up the next morning in a very good mood. The rest of the boys woke up a few minutes later, no one really noticed Billy, he woke up late.
Gabriel, Charlie, and Fidelio sat in assembly along with everyone else. They were quietly chatting when Billy walked in hurriedly and sat down next to them. "Oh gosh, sorry I'm late guys." he rubbed his eyes. "Why didn't you wake me up?" He waited for an answer but the three boys--and any one who had heard him come in--could not take their eyes off him. "What's wrong with you guys?" It was Gabriel who chose to speak up, er, yell up actually.
"BILLY! WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR HAIR!?" he shreaked, back in his girly voice, he threw his hands up to bring more attention. Everyone turned abruptly and stared at him. Then, all at once, the assembly room burst with laughter from students and gasps from teachers.
"BILLY RAVEN! GO OUT IN THE HALL IMMEDIATELY!" yelled a random teacher.
"Charlie? What's wrong with my hair?" Billy screached.
"Erm, it--"
"OUT! AND DETENTION!!"
"FINE THEN!" and he walked out in a fury of confusion. Desperately wanting to know what was wrong with his hair, he fled to the drama department, he knew there'd be mirrors there. He grabbed the mirrior on the nearest table and held it up. "Oh my gosh...OH! MY! GOSH!!!" he yelled. In his hair, in messy purple, yellow, and hott pink letters, read 'Bloor's Sux &$#$&!' He passed out right then and there.
Later that night, after having had his head viciously scrubbed three times to get the dye out, Billy came into the dorm room in a very angry mood.
"Woah! Somebody's an angry puppy! Wink wink Billy. Cough cough."
Billy glowered at him, his head still throbbing. "Shut up, Gabriel." he snapped.
Gabriel threw his hands up. "Woah man! Take a chill pill!" Billy was about to react when he reached out and grabbed his wrist. His hand was spattered with purple, yellow, and pink color. "Oh my gosh." Gabriel was speachless and scared. "5 seconds...4..."
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" Gabriel squealed and ran.
" 3-2-1 GABRIEL SIIIIIILK!!"
Author's Note:
Ha. I'll let your imaginations figure out what was dyed in Billy's hair. lol. Thanks for the reviews. It made me feel less unhappy. Today was a pretty sucky day. lol. Peace!!