Kim Possible: Hidden in Plain Sight
by Futuramakid
DISCLAIMER: I own neither Kim Possible or any permutation of Transformers.
Later that night...
Shego couldn't sleep. She had no idea why. She got up, and walked from her room towards the kitchen, to get warm milk, the one thing that had always guaranteed her sleep. But, she stopped as she passed the slightly ajar door to the main lab, where Megatron was staying. She stood and listened.
"Starscream, status report," she heard him say.
"I bring good news, Lord Megatron," another voice said, "the Kiss Players are here as well, on the island the humans call 'Japan'."
"Interesting," Megatron said, "this is perfect. The Autobots will be too busy keeping those love crazed buffoons from embarrassing them, we can perform our plan under the radar."
"May I humbly request how you are progressing, Lord Megatron?" Starscream asked.
"Quite well," he replied, "I have tricked a human scientist into helping us. After he finishes work on an experiment with drone sparks, he will be dealt with, permanently, along with the rest of his weak race."
Shego gasped. She shouldn't have. Megatron heard her, and scanned for life signs as she ran down the corridor.
"She must not escape," Megatron said to himself.
However, he could not stop her. The lab was the only place big enough for his robot form, and his gun form could go nowhere of its own volition.
That morning...
BEEP-BEEP BE-DEEP!
Kim picked up the Kimmunicator.
"What's the sitch, Wade?" she said.
She and Ron had been with Bumblebee, scanning Middleton for other Decepticon activity.
"A really weird hit on the site," Wade said, "from Shego. I'll patch it through."
On the screen, Shego appeared to be in a public library.
"I never thought I'd say this, but, I need your help, Kim," she began, "The world is in danger. Dr. Drakken is teamed up with this robot, his name was Megatron. They've been planning to conquer Earth together, but last night I heard him talking to another of his kind, saying they were going to kill the entire population. He also mentioned something called a Kiss Player, in Japan. They know I heard, and now he's sent something after me. It's a robotic bird. Please hurry! I've attached my coordinates to this message."
"QUIET!" came an old woman's voice.
"I have to go," she said, "Good luck, Kimmie."
Kim was stunned by this.
"A Kiss Player?" she said, puzzled.
"Perverted versions of us," Bumblebee said.
"So, they're evil?" Ron concluded.
"No, they're perverts," Bumblebee said matter-of-factly, "They power up by doing inappropriate things to female humanoids."
"Wait," Ron said, "Japan? We've gotta warn Yori!"