Kim Possible: Hidden in Plain Sight
by Futuramakid
DISCLAIMER: I own neither Kim Possible or any permutation of Transformers.
A/N: In response to confused readers, yes the merging is part of Transformers lore. It's from the Japan only Kiss Players manga. I toned it down a bit, but anything involving Convoy is most likely lifted from them. Yes, that includes what happens at the end of this chapter.
Ron stared at the robot in front of him. It looked like a Transformer, but vaguely feminine. The bed of the alt mode truck was clearly a kimono bottom around the waist. The hood was buckled out near the top. Yori had obviously merged with the Kiss Player.
"Yori," he said, stepping out of Optimus' cab, "can you hear me?"
"Yes, Stoppable-san," said a blend of her voice and Convoy's, "we can hear you."
"We?" Ron questioned.
"Yes. It is," she groped for words, "difficult to explain. Both my and Convoy's consciousness reside here right now. It is like a, how would you say... package deal. We are Yorimus Chan-voy."
Elsewhere...
Shego walked inside the children's museum. She immediately noticed the dinosaur.
"Yo, T-rex over there! The Autobots need ya!" she said. She didn't know his name, or his temperment.
"Me Grimlock!" the Transformer said.
"Yeah, whatever," Shego said, "there's one of your friends out there waiting for you."
"Me Grimlock help!" he said, and he rushed out the door.
Meanwhile, in New York...
Megatron decided to have some fun. He walked around he city, causing mayhem, both as the Kepler and his own form. Soundwave, at the time, was monitoring the area. He had isolated an energy signature, coming from just a mile away. It was huge, big enough to be a... No. The Headmaster elite were just legends. While they were carrying out their part in the plan, luring in the Autobots, the sparkless drone Bebes were building the superweapon to be used to destroy the Autobots. It was a huge sparkless transformer, codename: Scorponok.
Back in Japan...
"So, you know what all this is?" Kim asked Yorimus.
"Yes. We have access to each others memories in this form," Yorimus explained, "Thus, we call you as I would."
At that moment, Bumblebee drove up, followed by Grimlock. Shego was riding the big T-rex.
"Excellent," Optimus said, "you ready for a fight, Grimlock?"
"Me Grimlock crush Decepticons!" the eager robot replied.
"Good. We have the fight of our lives ahead of us," Optimus said, "Well, there's no time like the present. Megatron's in New York, along with Soundwave, Starscream, and a whole army."
"Those would be Drakken's handiwork," Shego said, "he refitted the Bebe design into those. Kim knows what I'm talking about."
"Let's go," Kim said, "with that many of them, there's no telling what kind of damage they're doing."
"Wait," Ron said, "I know something here that could help."
"What?" Kim asked.
"The Lotus blade," he said.
"Oh no," Yorimus said, backing up a bit.
"What?" Kim said.
"She's been bonded too long, she's going to be ejected, along with liquid Energon," Optimus realized.
Yori was ejected from Convoy, naked save a coat of opaque glowing purple goo that clung to her skin.
She breathed heavily.
"Well," she said, gathering herself, "at least we were going to Yamanouchi anyways."