I'm soooo happy! people read my fic! yay! I hope this one won't be as cracked up as the other ones I wrote...
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The Sun Shall Never Rise Again
Chapter 3- Violence is NOT the answer... well at least that's what my mother says.
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Ichigo propped his head on his hands and sighed. Paperwork was not fun. Rukia was sitting beside him, diligently working on the enormous stack of paperwork.
Here he was, the youngest kid to ever become a shinigami at age 15 and earned his bankai in 3 months, now... was dying of boredom.
He groaned. Paperwork, paperwork, paperwork. That's practically all he had done after he graduated from high school. That and kill reaaally weak arrancars. Ichigo suddenly wished he hadn't agreed to Yamamoto-taichou's idea of becoming the 5th division captain.
Rukia stiffened. "What is it Rukia?" Ichigo said in annoyance.
"The sun shall never rise again." She whispered.
Ichigo gave her an 'I-think-you're-going-crazy' look.
Rukia smacked Ichigo on the head. "I'm NOT crazy!"
Ichigo grinned. She was getting mad. She was cute when she was mad... "Oh, then what was that about the sun never rising?"
Rukia's glare softened. "That was just... in my head..."
Ichigo's grin only widened, "Ooh... now you've got voices in your head. I thought I was the only one with the voices."
Rukia frowned, "I meant that phrase was stuck in my mind! And it's not my fault you've got a hollow!"
Ichigo poked Rukia in the stomach, "It's not my fault you're so weak! And.. fat!"
Rukia gasped. Now he'd done it. "Me? Fat?! I'M NOT FAT!!!!" she screamed, enraged.
"Somebody's getting ma-ad…" Ichigo said in a sing-song voice, "Maybe it's that… old hag!"
Rukia was mad. Really mad. "OLD??!! You listen here! I'm NOT OLD!!!!"
"Hello?? You, my friend, are at least 200 years old! If that's not old, what is it?!"
"Young! I'm actually reaaally young!"
"You call 200 young?"
"It's young in Soul Society! Look at Yamamoto-Taichou! He must be at least 6000 years old!"
A man with teal hair and a scowl stuck his head through the window. "Will ya shut up, already?! We all know you're married already, so enough with the flirtin'!! Stupid shinigami… Che."
Ichigo whirled around. "Hn. Grimmjow, how many times am I gonna have to tell you not to come in through the window? This is the third floor, you know! Geez."
Grimmjow had been tired of being under Aizen's rule. When Ichigo had left Hueco Mundo with Orihime, Grimmjow just left along with them growling about how Ulquiorra and he wanted to desert Aizen's army.
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"Orihime… Heal them.." Ichigo panted as he struggled to stand up. Nell helped Ichigo steady himself.
"No." Orihime said firmly as she placed her hands on Ichigo's shoulders, concentrating, "I'll heal you first."
After Ichigo had been fully healed, she healed Rukia and Chad who were lain over on the ground where Ichigo had put them.
Ulquiorra appeared behind them carrying Renji and Ishida.
"You!" Ichigo growled as he reached for Zangetsu. Nell squeaked as she hid behind Orihime.
Ulquiorra gently laid the two unconscious men on the ground and stopped Ichigo's blade with two fingers. "Stop. I do not want to fight you," he plainly stated.
Grimmjow also appeared beside Ulquiorra. "We already fought, so shut up! We just wanna help ya." He said folding his arms.
"Help us? You can barely stand! And besides, even if you could help, why should we trust you?!" Ichigo shot back.
A flash of orange shot by Ichigo's head. "I trust you." Orihime whispered as she healed both Grimmjow's and Ulquiorra's wounds.
Ulquiorra calmly watched as a deep gash in his arm knitted together and disappeared without even a scar, leaving perfectly smooth skin.
"Hmph." Grimmjow was in awe even if he tried not to show it, "At least woman has enough common sense to trust us."
"Hey! You two are arrancars! You tried to kill me, and now you expect me to trust you?!"
Ulquiorra sighed. "Kurosaki Ichigo, have you ever just sat down and thought of a plan to invade Hueco Mundo?
"uh… no?" Ichigo gave a weak smile
"well if you did, you would have thought of a very simple problem. Now that you have retrieved the girl, and are about to go back to the real world, have you ever thought about… hmm.. maybe how you are going to get there?" Ulquiorra said.
"um."
"Oi! Shinigami! You're freakin' stupid! That's where we come in! We take you to the real world, and we stay there! Now that we've betrayed that bastard, Aizen, we can't stay here anymore." Grimmjow was sick of Ichigo's lack of intelligence.
Ichigo glanced at Orihime who was now healing Ishida and Renji. "I can't guarantee that Soul Society won't do anything to you, but I can try…"
"Good enough for me." Grimmjow grinned. "The portal's simple enough to make, actually. Since you're part hollow, you can probably do it."
He walked a couple paces away from Ulquiorra and made a strange gesture. A portal ripped open revealing a pitch black world. "'Kay? This is the portal.. Now.. get in." he said kicking Ichigo into the dark portal.
"Hey! YOU BAST-" Ichigo's voice was suddenly cut off.
Ulquiorra picked up Renji, Ishida, and Orihime and walked in after Ichigo. Grimmjow hoisted Chad and Rukia over his shoulder and glanced at the cowering Neil who was pretending to be a rock.
"Che. Fine then. Don't come." Grimmjow jumped in after Ulquiorra.
Nell lifter her head up and noticed there was nobody around. "Donth leaf me behindth!" she squealed as she jumped in just before it closed up.
A/NI don't like those other 2 arrancar… what were they're names? Pell? Whatever… You know, Nell's friends? In this fic, we're just gonna pretend they don't even exist. If you want them in there, just give me a review and tell me. I'll somehow squeeze 'em in there.
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Grimmjow scowled, "Oh yeah, Taichou? You're late for you're captain's meeting."
Ichigo started. "Shit! Why didn't you tell me earlier??!!!"
Grimmjow grinned, "Cuz I lurv seeing you in trouble. It's my job to make sure your life sucks."
Ichigo glared at Grimmjow. "I can't deal with you right now… I'll do it later." He said before he shunpoed off.
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SO? So? How was it? I made it longer! Soon, there will be some action… soooo… just hang on… the next chapter should be a bit funnier too…Sorry. I could have made it longer, but I'm lazy. and school is starting. -sigh- wish it wouldn't start... This fic was just getting started...
Here's that omake…
------Omake-----
Hollowheart stands in front of the 12th division and looks around. "I think we're lost…" she said.
UchihaSakura and UchihaFanGirl look at her like she was joking. "um… Hollowheart-chan? We're standing right in front of the gates of 12th division…" UchihaSakura said.
Hollowheart squealed, "yay! Off to see the weird hat captain!!!!" She pushes open the gates and runs inside.
UchihaFanGirl shrugs and follows.
---inside 12th Division----
"oooh! There's the dining hall!" Hollowheart heads in the direction where she pointed.
UchihaFanGirl grabs the back of Hollowheart's shirt and pulls her in the other direction. "There's the dining hall. Where you were walking was the gym."
"oh. Hahaha…" she laughed nervously before running in the direction of the real dining hall.
Everybody peeks in through the window. "oooh…."
The dining hall was filled with cool looking machinery. "Oh! They must have reaaaally good food here! Kurotsuchi has all this awesome technology! He must have made some machine that makes good food!"Hollowheart squealed excitedly before rushing in through the doors.
UchihaFangirl and UchihaSakura tried to pull her back, but with no avail. They ran after her hoping to drag her back outside into the bushes. Hollowheart was standing in front of a machine with a shiny red button. "oooh… what does this do?" she giggled.
(Nobody can resist those shiny red buttons can they? It's really hard to do that. You just wanta push em!)
The other two girls were frantic. "Don't push the button!!!!" they yelled, but Hollowheart didn't listen.
She pushed the button.
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Okay… I hope that wasn't cliffhanger-ish. Once again, I have a totally random thing at the end of something that once was angsty. And noobotaku? Angsty is too a word! It is now! So… even if my Microsoft word program keeps underlining it with red, it will become a word in my dictionary!!! Mwahahahahaahahahaha!!!!!
Thanx everybody for all those reviews! It made me happy! Every time I read a review, I went and added another paragraph to this fic…Right now, I have no idea what to write about, but I'll think of something… I usually do… haha…