Hello everyone!

Sorry this took so long to get up. I went to Asheville with my school (resulted in lots of sleep deprivation aka loopiness, de-education, inside jokes, and everything except any progress on my fanfics.) so that's why I haven't updated. If this is a little screwy, blame my Microsoft Word program. It's being gay and is screwing around with all the fonts and stuff. So….oh yeah! READ!

Bellabookworm9

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S: Kay. Lets start on story.

S: Me go first?

T: Well yeah. I went last.

S: Huh.

S: I don't know what to say.

T: TINK ABOUT IT! T: THINK

S: This was going to be so hard...

T: Is that it?

S: Yes.

T: Ok

S: I'm not very original today.

T: Then I remembered one time when she fell in the cafeteria!

T: Tee hee. Go Jess!

S: "Hey Edward?"

Still writing

"Yeah?"

"You remember when Jessica Stanley tripped in the cafeteria?"

T: "Yeah! It was so funny! Jess was laughing so hard!"

T: Bingo.

S: "You think after living her whole life in this puddle of a town she would remember not to wear slippery shoes."

T: hold up is this Emmett talking or you talking?

S: Emmett.

S: Emmett

T: Ok...

T: "You know what else is funny?"

S: "eshat?"

S: what

T: "When someone tries to pull pranks on me." He walks past me. "Nice tape recorder."

S: "DAMMIT!"

S: Sorry bout the language but its something Emmett would say.

T: I knew I should've played elevator music in my head!

S: Hey, I got that from another fanfic. We can't use that!

T: Ok, my bad.

T: I knew I should've just put a whoopee cushion on Bella's chair. But I like going the long way. It's more fun!

T: It's S: Can you hold up a sec? T: Sure... T: I'll write one more. S: I'm trying to edit and copy/paste this while we're writing.

T: Edward comes back into his room and said, "Here's your sign!" and gives me a dunce cap!

T: Lifer stinks.

T: Life S: wtf? T: Uh, I thought it would be funny. It didn't work. S: We still going?

T: Yeah, if you think of something.

S: Oh. Sorry.

T: It's okay.

S: "Hey Edward?"

T: "Don't even think about it Emmett!"

S: Stupid mind reader. Always gotta ruin everything.

T: "I HEARD THAT!!!!!"

S: "GEEZ! Ever heard of this little thing called PRIVACY?"

T: "Yeah, but when it means sacrificing the safety and sanity of my girlfriend, I think it's slightly insignificant."

T: Why does he always use the girlfriend excuse?

S: Oh yeah. I was going to break them up. Whoops. Should have thought of that earlier.

T: Ooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkk? Whatever.

S: Was that you?

T: Yep.

S: Kay.

T: If I knew that my plans would always fail like this, I would've started collecting stamps!

S: And Lord knows, that's the first sign of a LIT.

T: A what?

S: Loser in training.

T: Ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

S: Yeah. Go.

T: But it wasn't the end! No dudes and dudettes, not even close! I was going to get both of them, no matter what!

S: This shindig was nowhere near over.

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It's me again! In case you didn't notice, whatever T and I were saying as our dialogue was written in bold letters. Review! I haven't been getting many for this story, so I want feedback! (even if it is just, "this story is great. Update soon.") I might even accept flames. (I'm getting desperate here.)

bellabookworm9

NotOld (Go read her story. If you like Hannah Montana. I don't, but I like her story cuz she's my friend!)

REVIEW! I WANT OPINIONS PLEASE! I'M ON MY KNEES! I'M ON MY NOSE! Wow, I should clean my floor more often!

(she's crazy.)