Harry's famous, yet he's only had three girlfriends. Loser. :)
My first girlfriend was Cho Chang. I really liked her at first, and I was thrilled that we were together. Then she started getting a little weird. After a while, I was scared to be in the same room as her, for fear that she would kill me with Care Bears. She tried once, I swear. I tried to end it, but she threatened to cut off my manhood. I couldn't risk Little Harry, so I stayed with her for a while. Then I ran when I had the chance.
"Harry!" sang Cho, skipping down the corridor toward Harry and Ron.
"Yeah?" said Harry. He was getting a little nervous. Cho was now bouncing up and down on a pogo stick. Hey! What the hell? That thing came out of nowhere! Cho's really scary.
"Will you have a tea party with me? Mr. Snuffles and I have the tea and biscuits all ready on the table for you!" screamed Cho. It was a bit frightening. She was now foaming at the mouth.
"Umm...Ron, don't we have somewhere to be? Hold on a minute...did you say Mr. Snuffles?" asked Harry.
"Yeah, he's the cutest dog you've ever seen! I found him wandering in Hogsmeade. He was writing an S in the dirt. I don't know what he was going to write, but he's so smart! So that's a yes? Let's go!" yelled Cho, not even waiting for an answer.
"Uh..." said Harry.
They walked outside, where Harry saw that she had indeed set up tea and biscuits. She had painted the ground and surrounding walls a bright neon pink. She also put Seamus and Dean in Little Bo Peep outfits to go with "Mr. Snuffles", whom she had painted white to make a very scary looking sheep.
"Isn't it adorable, Harry?" giggled Cho. When she didn't receive an answer, she turned around to discover that Harry had run for his life.
This is only the first part of Harry's chapter. I wanted to get something up, so I went ahead with this. The rest should come within the week.