A few minutes later, after GIR and MiniMoose had calmed down upstairs, Zim and Dib had started to try to figure out what to do to take over the world.

"Do you have a Plan of Attack?"

"Plan…of Attack?"

"Plan of Attack. I thought you had a whole bunch filed away. Uh, don't you?"

"Uh, heh. No. I usually never have a 'plan'; it's usually the spur of the moment kind of decision."

"So, whatever pops into your head…you just act on it? Never thinking of the consequences or anything?"

"Never."

"Well, list off anything that pops into your head then."

"Hmm, what about…evil robot weasels?" Zim started.

"Uh, I don't think so. It'd be way too complicated for this planet."

"Hum, I see…How about that evil demon squid?"

"Didn't that thing get out though? Then eat a bunch of little children…?" he shivered. Gross, the thing was all over the news for weeks and they never even considered that the freaky green kid was behind it.

"Oooooh yeah!" Zim chuckled menacingly. "I laughed so hard and evilly! Heh, demon squid…"

"Anymore spur of the moment ideas, Genius?" Dib snorted when he said genius and gave Zim a dry look.

"Always, Dib Slave. Hmm, evil…evil flying vampire piggies!" He looked to Dib excitedly.

"You mean…like Gaz's game of 'The Attack of the Vampire Piggies'?"

"Mmhmm. Wouldn't it be so ironic to be playing that game, then get attacked by the real thing?!" the alien chortled at how smart he was. Hum, what a Master of Irony.

"But…There's no such thing as vampires, Zim. And if you could, how would you be able to make a bunch of pigs into vampires?" the boy reasoned, yeah, he's definitely the logic in this game.

"Oh, right…" Zim tapped his head, what to do, what to do…? "I have got it!!" he shouted finally, and waited for Dib to ask.

"Oh boy," he twirled a finger in the air, "Whatcha got Zim?" Dib asked boredly.

"We-he-he-ell…what we do is take these little guinea pigs…and STUFF them with Irken poison, then we send them out for the humans to eat! When they do, they'll get poisoned and DIE, then I- uh, WE can take over the world! MuwahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHA!"

"Uh…Zim. I'd love to burst your bubble so…HUMANS DON'T EAT GUINEA PIGS!"

"Really? Are you sure?" Zim asked, rubbing his chin. "GIR told me that--"

"Can you really trust anything GIR says?" Dib asked, amused.

Zim rolled his eyes, "Well, not all the time. But the little guy sounded so sure of himself."

"He sounds like that all the time, idiot." Dib sighed and massaged his forehead. "Any more bright ideas?"

"Uhm, how about a disease, then?" Dib looked up at that and Zim continued. "You know, I have Irken medical supplies, and I know for a fact that most of them are poisonous to the human body. While it makes Irkens healthy, it makes Humans sick with whatever the medicine was suppose to help with. It isn't compatible with filthy HYOOMAN! chemistry."

"Hn, that actually sounds better then robot death fleas." Dib commented.

"That's robot death BEES!"

"Whatever, that's not what's important right now. What did you have in mind?"

"Uhm, I dunno." Zim sighed, "I think better when I'm watching mindless human television and eating snacks." he drooled slightly, "Mmm, snacks."

Dib rolled his eyes, "That reminds me, do I still need this IV?" He held up an arm, fist up. In the vein was the needle dripping Irken morphine into his system.

"Oh-ho-ho! I remember that now." Zim cackled, "You should take that off, too much of that stuff is dangerous!"

"WHAT!?" the boy screamed and pulled out the needle roughly, throwing the offending item away from his person. "You TRYIN' to kill me?" he demanded, after he caught his breath from all his screaming.

"Well!" the alien put on an offended persona, "I never would have done such a thing!" For a while there, he had Dib going, but the Irken didn't last long. He turned and started to laugh insanely.

Dib was furious.

"That wouldn't have killed me now would it have? You LIE!" he pointed accusingly to the green boy.

Zim sobered up and said with an almost sad face, "I wanted to say that…"

"I hate you, you know." Dib seethed.

"Hah! Yes, I love you too Diblet!" Zim grinned and patted the human on the head.

"HEY!!" the two males cringed, "I ALL DONE IN DA KITCHEN NOW! I MADE…POCKY!! DO DA HOCKY POCKY!"

"SQUEAK!!"

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