Yeah, it's been a while, ain't it? I know I haven't updated this story in, like, several months, but that doesn't mean I've stopped! Hell no! I'm hard at work, and I've spent several hiatuses debating what to do in the story. It's just that I'm trying to finish the entire story before I upload it. But, whatever. What matters is that I'm still working. I didn't ditch the story like just about every other person who did this sorta thing. I'm working, dammit! Why won't you listen?! WHY?!?!?! So tune in next… whenever for suspense! Thrills! Random character deaths! And every line spelled correctly and punctuated perfectly! In fact, I think I'll upload chapter two as a sign of respect! Yeah! Still!