"Okay," Jack said. He looked around the group curiously looking for a victim. "Charlie?"
"Truth," he said quickly as if it were a reflex. Jack's brow furrowed as he tried to think of something to ask him. Everyone stared at him as he thought. Several minutes went by, or it felt that way to the drunken group. Sawyer started to make fake snoring noise's drawing a laugh from Kate. Jack glared.
"How tall are ya, munchkin?" Charlie raised his eyebrows. "Come on."
"Six…" They all glared at him. "Five… ten," Glares. "Nine," More glares. "Six," even more glares. "Four. Five four. Are you happy now?" he looked quite mortified.
"My turn!" Kate slurred. She turned to Sawyer.
"Why are you looking at me like that hot lips? Am I really that sexy?" She rolled her eyes.
"I dare you to put on my bra and walk around singing 'I feel so pretty', She said with naughty grin. Sawyer puckered an eyebrow. Locke gave a shrill giggle.
"See? I'm so hot that I make guys horny." Said James looking at Locke. The smile quickly slid off of Locke's face.
"Sorry but my heart belongs to the beast," Locke stated. "Now that Walt is off the island."
"I am not doing that," Sawyer stated stubbornly.
"I'll do it!" Jack said enthusiastically. The Losties stared. "Only because I'm not a chicken like Sawyer." He said quickly as his eyes darted from face to face of the Losties.
"No way. We don't want see Sawyer do that," said Shannon.
"Weren't you flirting with me at the beginning of the series?" James asked.
"That was you flirting with me, and every other girl on the island, and Sayid that one time you were uber drunk and thought he was a girl," Shannon replied.
"Right, drunk," James stated, his eyes shifting.
"Come on, just do it James," Kate said a little annoyed. Said redneck glared at Kate.
"Oh alright, but only for you, freckles," Kate pulled of her bra, unfortunately for Jack, Sawyer, and every guy present she didn't take of her shirt first. Twenty pounds of cotton fell from Kate's shirt. She hastily tried to swipe it away before the Losties' saw it. She looked quite mortified.
"Don't worry, girl, I'm all for 'what ever god has forgotten stuff with cotton,'" Shannon said confidently. "And so are the rest of us girls, main and extras alike."
"Here I go," Said James hooking on the bra. He took the twenty pounds of cotton from Kate's hands roughly and shoved them in her pink bra decorated with flowers. He got up and started to skip around sing 'I feel so pretty'. The main casts' ears began to bleed but they were to busy laughing to notice the warm crimson liquid pouring out of their ears.
"You know I never said you have to skip around," Kate said with a grin.
"Of course you didn't," James said clearing his throat. "But I looked hot doing it so it's okay. And I sang in my super hot voice."
"Oh please, you sound like your coughing up three cats, and a dog, and a parrot, and a couple of gerbils, and a albino rat, and a Chime Chunga," said Ana Lucia.
"Shut up bitch," Kate said. "I swear there gonna kill you of next."
"Your just jealous that I don't have to stuff my bra with twenty pounds and seven ounces of cotton like you," Anna said sticking out her tongue out.
"How come you weigh how much cotton I stuff my bra?" Kate asked, sounding a little frightened.
"I could just tell by looking at it," she replied simply.
"I would love to continue sitting here and listen to you guys fighting over me," said James though they were clearly not fighting over the super hot redneck, "but it is my turn. Kate?" He said, once again flashing his mighty dimples of fury.
"Truth," she said simply. The dimples vanished causing the many Josh fans to give a heart-wrenching sob, such as Sassylostie.
"Oh come on, are you afraid of a little dare?" he asked, trying to taunt the girl with a freckly face.
"Nah, I just knew you were gonna ask me to give you a BJ or something like that, I figured that out because I'm wonder woman, or at least I'm hotter then wonder woman," Kate responded. "But they still wouldn't give me the roll so I had to get on this random show with a bunch of shotty actors no one has ever heard of," she said, bitterness tinting her tone.
"How did you know I was gonna ask you that?" Sawyer asked. "Did you steal Desmond's powers?"
"I told you, I'm wonder woman, I already have super powers of my own, and don't you pretty boy, redneck, emos, ever listen?" She asked shaking her head.
"And I'm, gonna talk now because the amazing and sexy author of this story keeps forgetting to make me talk. You know she's not that hot, but maybe I just don't think she's hot because I'm not a bald child molester like some people," Jack said turning his head to Locke. Said bald child molester looked down ashamedly.
"Well she is pretty hot when she plucks her una brow," the bald child molester mumbled.
"When will the amazing and sexy author of this story let me talk?" Claire asked blondely.
"After my turn," said Sawyer.
"How come you get to talk so much?" Claire whined blondley.
"Because the amazing and sexy author of the story thinks I'm hot, maybe if the author was a lesbian she would like you better. Now, my turn, Kate why don't you wanna give me a BJ?"
"I already gave you a few in the cages and the amazing and sexy author of this story wants to please some of the Jaters who are reading this also." Kate explained to the hot hillbilly.
"Does this mean I get to do stuff with you?" Jack asked looking up eagerly.
"Yep," said Kate "But don't worry Skaters, there will be Skate in hear to because I think that Josh is pretty hot."
"My turn!" Claire said excitedly. "Ok Shannon, I dare you to make out with Sayid," She said blondley, though that was quite a good idea. Everyone's necks turned to Sayid so fast that it was a surprise that their necks did not snap.
"Come on Shan-Shan, come get some," Said Sayid puckering his lips causing the group to laugh. Shannon leaped into Sayid's lap and started to passionately make out with him. Their faces slowly went from scarlet to violet to sapphire as they made out and then they both passed out as they forgot to break for air. The group stared intently as they made out until they finally passed out.
"My turn!" said Charlie. He spun his head around to Claire; an impish look stole over his features.
"Dare," she said looking at the vertically challenged man blondley.
"Nice, he's gonna make her do something naughty," Jack said heroically.
"She is your sister Jack," Locke reminded the doctor who thought he was superman.
"Oh yeah, she is isn't she? Charlie don't you dare make my sister do something naughty with you," he said, his voice suddenly becoming more serious. "If you do I'll burn you with my heat vision. Remember Claire; the only mouth your tongue should ever be in is your own."
"Okay Claire, you ready?" Charlie asked.
"Yeah," Claire stated.
"You sure?" Charlie asked.
"Yeah," Claire said.
"Are you really sure?"
"Yeah."
"Are you really sure?"
"Yeah."
"Are you really, really sure?"
"Yeah."
"Are you really, really, really sure?"
"Yeah."
"Okay," Charlie said so quietly that Claire had to lean in to hear him. A sent of mangos stole over his nose. "I dare you to sing the quadratic equation song," He said blondley. The group stared at him in disbelief.
"What?"
"Yeah, sing the song," Charlie said.
"You get the girl you wanna bang to say dare and you ask her to sing the quadratic equation song?" John asked incredulously.
"You could have asked her to do so many things and you ask her to do that?" James asked loudly.
"Well we've already done so many things," Charlie replied raising a shoulder slightly.
"Shut up," Claire said through clenched teeth, punching him hard in the shoulder.
"Come on, sing it, nobody's watching except for these loser," Charlie said giving her a little nudge. The Losties glared.
"X equals the opposite of b, plus or minus the square root," The rest of the Losties joined in. "Of b squared, minus four ac all over two a." Everyone cheered.
"My turn!" Shannon exclaimed, obviously having woken up. Sayid was still out cold. "Charlie when you said you had already done a every thing with Claire what did you mean? What have you done with her?" She asked lifting her eyebrows twice.
"What have we not done?" Charlie responded. "You didn't ask me truth or dare, by the way."
"Don't you always pick truth any ways? Answer the question," Shannon said impatiently.
"Be more specific."
"Have you…kissed?" Shannon questioned.
"Well," Charlie said with a sight chuckle. "If kissing means anal sex then yeah." The drunk group irrupted with laughter as Claire slapped Charlie so hard that he passed out.
"And that completes round one," Said Jack when everyone finished laughing.
"But Sayid didn't get to go," Shannon complained. Jack Shrugged.
"He can go now, but the amazing and author of this story is sick of writing and wants to rap up this chapter. So let me end this chapter on a dramatic note," he cleared his throat. "So ends round one, of this game."