Disclaimer: I still do not own Twilight. Or Northgate Mall. Neither of the owners will sell to me. It's unfortunate. And everything Liz and /or Emily say is actually how they talk. That's not made up. Well, most of it's not. Nor do I own Mission Impossible moves. Nor do I own My Fair Lady.

Bella's POV.

"What are we doing?" Teagan asked. "I'll help. But what are we doing?"

"Oh, you'll see." Eowyn stated slyly.

"Tell me! Tell me, tell me, tell me!" Teagan whined.

"No! Not yet!"

"Fine!"

I was wondering what her plan was going to be and if it involved me or Alice at all. Great, met a person for the first time ever and you're already helping their plans that are probably something bad. Great way to make friends.

"You wanna help, Bella and Alice?" Eowyn asked us.

"Depends wha-" I began.

"Yes! We'll help! Trust me, Bella." Alice stated.

"Now, would I EVER bet against you, Alice?"

"Better not."

"Never would."

"Good."

Ro then said, "What are you going to do, E? And am I helping in any way?"

"Yes, and you'll see!"

Then two girls came over. I assumed they were Liz and Emily.

"Hey, Megan! Catherine, Kayleigh." They both called. I and Alice were very confused.

"Shoot me." The three whispered in unison.

"Hi." Ro and Eowyn said. Teagan mumbled something then turned to me and Alice. Alice started to laugh, so I looked at her.

She whispered, "She just told them 'fuck off, whores.'" I started to laugh, too.

I asked, "So what's with Megan, Catherine, Kayleigh?"

"That's what they know us as. We prefer our other names, if you don't mind." Teagan explained.

"But, who's who?"

"I'm Catherine. Ro is Megan and Eowyn is Kayleigh. T, R, and E are our names. Don't call us by our other names. Please."

"Okay."

"Like, oh, my God, Megan! That is such a pretty shirt! Where'd you get it?" I heard one of them ask. "And, Catherine! Where'd you get that hat?"

"Um… I don't… remember…" Megan, or rather Ro, responded. She obviously didn't like them very much.

"I'd kill myself before I told you." Catherine, or rather Teagan, stated, walking towards them.

I heard Alice laughing behind me. I turned around and asked, "What is so funny?"

"I know what they're going to do to them." Alice stated.

"What?"

"I can't tell! Not yet, anyway. But trust me; it'll be funny and worse than your hair."

"Hey! Wait, how could anything be worse than this!" I asked, pointing to my hat.

"Oh, trust me, it is." Alice stated slyly.

Eowyn's POV.

"So what are you guys doing here?" Ro asked, as if we hadn't heard them talking about it the other day. But it was good to know that they definitely were.

"Getting our hair dyed." Liz answered.

"Cool." Then two hair-dying ladies came over and sat them down.

I went over to Alice and Bella. "Can you distract the hair dying ladies, please?"

"Wh-" Bella began.

"Yes!" Alice interrupted her with a quick glance that seemed faster than humanly possible.

"Good. Thanks."

"Of course!"

"Teagan, come with me and Ro, you keep talking to them."

"But, why do I have to?" Ro whispered harshly, obviously angry that I was making her stay with them.

"Because they like you not us." I stated. It was true. They hated me and T, but loved Ro.

"I hate you so much right now… You have no idea…"

"It'll be worth it if this goes right! Now, come on, T!"

"Coming, coming." Teagan said happily as she walked towards me. She was practically skipping, and I had a feeling she would be soon. She's odd like that.

Alice's POV.

"Um, excuse me?" I asked one of the ladies and Bella did the same to the other.\

"Yes?" She asked, obviously annoyed at being interrupted right before she was about to get to work on their hair.

"My friend, Bella, over there, "I began, pointing to Bella, "Really, really needs her hair dyed. I mean, she dyed her hair last night, and it's horrible. I mean, utterly atrocious. It makes me sick just to look at her hair!"

"Hey!" I heard Bella say. "Can you let up on me, just a little?"

"No. It's horrible."

"What color did she dye it?" the lady asked, now interested.

"Cotton-candy blue." I stated.

"Oh, dear God! Why? Why?" she exclaimed. She was going to help. And, being me, I knew that for a fact. "Come now, what was it? Bella? Yes, Bella. Come on! Gail, get me the dye!"

"Yes, Penny! I'll be right there!"

"Thank you, so much!" Bella exclaimed, just as I told her to.

"Um... what about us?" Liz or Emily exclaimed. I wasn't sure who was who.

"Oh, shut up! Your hair is not an emergency!" I said to them. They looked in shock, liked they'd be punched in the face. "Hers is! So, shush!"

"Oh, my God! How dare you-"

But, before they got to finish their sentence, I was already gone. I went to stand by Bella as they fixed her way-too-blue hair. I whispered to Penny to leave a streak or two in. She looked at me oddly, but complied, easily enough, after I explained that it's what Bella wanted. Well, it is. Sorta… She's the one who dyed her hair blue! So she must have wanted it, somewhat.

"What color is your natural color?" Gail asked.

"Brunette."

"Okay. You want it to be that?" Penny asked. I knew the answer. The only question was, would it turn out good after they re-dye it? I didn't want to spoil it for Bella.

"Yes!" Bella exclaimed. "Alice, come here for a second."

"Yes?" I asked. She was going to ask if it turns out well.

"Will this turn out well?" See?

"I want you to be surprised."

"What! That means bad, doesn't it? Doesn't it?" She exclaimed. I think I was depressing her right now.

"You'll just have to wait and see like a normal person!"

"But I'm not normal! I have a vamp-" She stopped mid-sentence, so no one thought we were crazy, by having a vampire boyfriend. Or by being a vampire. That was always a problem for me…. "Nevermind…"

And so the re-dying began…

Eowyn's POV.

"Hurry up, Teagan!" I called.

"I'm coming, I'm coming!" she called back.

"What took you so long?" I exclaimed.

"Have you ever tried stealing hair dye? Not so easy with all these people around!" She exclaimed. "It was hard getting into the backroom without anyone noticing! I had to do it all Mission Impossible style, with the music too!"

"What?"

"I hummed it." She stated happily.

"You loser!"

"So? But, um, yeah, I got the stuff… How much you willing to pay for it?" She said as she hid the "stuff" in her jacket, all drug-dealer-on-the-street-looking-for-customers style.

"What colors did you get? You really are a loser…"

"Let's see… lime green, neon orange, purple, bright red, pink, neon yellow… hmm… oh! And my blue from last week."

"Perfect! Good job, T… for once…" I mumbled the last part.

"Hey! I heard that! If you must know, I happen to be an exc-"

"Hey, shut up! Yell at me later. Let's get this done first." I interrupted her.

"…Fine. What colors?"

"I think that lime green and bright red would be loverly."

"Stop getting all "My Fair Lady" on me. And, I just happen to agree with you. I also think that purple and orange would be quite grand, wouldn't you say?" Teagan asked.

"Okay, dude, stop talking like that. You're creeping me out. And yes, it would be quite marvelous."

"So, how are we doing this?" T asked. I wasn't really sure. I actually had no clue.

"Um…Well, okay. Here's the plan…"

Teagan's POV

I listened intently as she told me her plan. I had to admit, it was pretty good. I think it'll work. I can only hope….