A/N: First off, I AM SO SORRY THAT I HAVEN'T UPDATED IN SO LONG!!! I've just been really stuck on it. Bob is from St. Bob's Cathedral in Pompeii. (And no, that is NOT a real cathedral. E and I made it up.) Just wanted you all to know that. Secondly, try not to penalize me for bad grammar. I'm bad at spelling. DEAL WITH IT. cough And there actaulyl is a story behind the "pants" and "my phone doesn't talk" thing. Ask if you want to know. Nor do I own the Camelot Song, or Monty Python.

Still Ro's POV

"Crap…" I began. "Well… what to do?"

"Run?" Was Bella's first thought.

"No, what fun is that?" Teagan said. Only she would think that this is fun. The psycho…

"Um… well, then…." I said, looking aroud the room.

"let's just wait to see what happens!" Teagan said. "maybe…. Maybe…. Um… I don't know…"

"Teagan…. Come over here for a moment, please," Alice said quietly. Liz and Emily still had a mob of people to get through, so they had time.

"okay." Teagan agreed readily. "What's the plan?" She asked, automatically assuming there was one.

"Well, okay," Alice began.

Alice's POV

"You go to that side of the café, and I'll stay here. We're going to create a diversion so they can get out," motioning to the rest of the table, "and just meet up wth them somewhere later on, okay?"

"Score! I love diversions! I mean….um… yeah…" she said as she got up and darted to the other side of the room. When the two girls were close enough, I gave her the signal, and she started to yell nonsense, such as "I did not say PANTS!!!!" and "My phone was not talking!!", that made no sense to anyone… except maybe her…

The girls stopped and watched as their fellow school companion's mockery of etiquette. She jumped on to a table and started to sing, at the top of her very loud lungs "The Camelot Song" from Monty Python, which just happens to be one of her favorite movies. The unfortuante occupants of the table looked horrified as she started to do an Irish jig. Why? That's the only dance she could do well.

"We're Knights of the Round Table. We dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes With footwork impeccable!!" The Irish jig soon turned into the Russian dance that I don't know the name of. Then she started to scream, in a Cockeny accent, "COME ON DOVER! MOVE YOUR BLOOMIN ARSE!" and other things to that effect in different accents, doing random dances that she was fairly good at.

While all of this was going on, I was ushering Bella, E, and Ro out the door, waiting for the right moment to signal Teagan to go. When she was finally looking at me and the other 3 were out, I signaled her. She took a deep bow and, before jumping off the table and running like hell, she said one final goodbye.

"Thank you, thank you. Please, please, no need to be so gracious!" She said to a silent room. "I must be going now, really, I must. Thank you so very much for this grand opportunity! Goodbye!" She yelled, jumping off the table and running. Everyone just sort of… looked at eachother, confused.

As we ran out, we all started laughing hysterically as Teagan's previous actions. The two girls hadn't followed us… yet. They would eventailly though, as we all knew, especially since I had seen it in a vision. But, for now, they hadn't.

I was whispering to Bella that I had a vision about Liz and Emily. She had said, "Damn vampire senses…" E had heard her, and turned to stare at her…

Not again! I scolded Bella in my head.