A/N: This is Marc Demi, formerly known as Thursday Pollum. I am totally hijacking Willbobshaloem's name right now. Do not mind any randomness that you may encounter here. Willbobshaloem is still alive and well. She's sitting right next to me shaking her head and thinking, well at least I THINK she is thinking "Oh god, why?". She's doomed. And she says that she's thinking that "Just a little." By the way, you're doomed too. Oh and have a condom ready, for we will rape your mind...BUT YOU NEVER SAW THAT...okay?

Willbob: I apologize for not updating. I kinda forgot about the story, and when I did remember, I couldn't think of what to write. Don't kill me.

Disclaimer: We don't own this, Stephenie Meyer does. But I'm thinking about stealing Willbob's mind since she steals MINE so much.

E's POV

Wait, what? Vampire? I mean, I had an inkling. from the last time, but, what?!

Alice told us over the noise, "Let's go. Now." She was the most stern I'd seen her.

"Yeah... Okay." We all agreed, wanting to get out of there as quickly as possible. As we looked outside, there was a slight drizzle, not surprising for Washington,we had no umbrella. Oh well. No time to waste. Both our cars we close each other's, so we decided to walk together to them. As soon as we stepped outside, and we a slight way away from the mall, the clouds moved, though it was still raining, and the sun shone the brightest it's been in days.

Suddenly, I heard Bella and Alice say, "Oh shit..." I turned them and saw Alice all -sparkle sparkle-ie.

"What the fuck...?" I asked them. "What's the hell's going on? Why are you... shiny?"

Alice screamed, "I AM NOT!!! YOU LIAR!"

"Um... are you all right...?" Teagan asked.

"No, she is not. Let's go back to the house, and uh... discuss this a little more," Bella suggested.

"Lead the way." I stated.

"But wait, what about Ro?" Bella asked, looking around for her.

"Eh, screw her. She should of ran faster. She's a bitch anyway. She has her car," Teagan and I said.

"Uh... okay...?"

"Hey, want a twizzler?" Teagan asked, offering them out of no where. "What?" She said to the odd looks.

At The Cullen House

"Well, care to elaborate?" I asked them as we arrived at the large house.

"I will, I will," Alice said. She was driving, and we had gotten back in a little over 20 minutes. "Just give us a moment."

We went inside the house, and we saw a blur come down the stairs, that ended up being... human, I think.

"What's going on?" The beautiful blonde asked Alice.

"Um... yeah... It was sunny..." She said as if it explained it all. Which, to the other woman, I guess it did, because she said no more.

"Rosalie," said another man who came to the room.

"Oh, Emmett. Um... Let's... go. Jasper!" Rosalie called. "Come here."

"Yes?" Another man asked. They were all so beautiful, so... perfect.

"We have company. They're... human. And they know something."

"I'll just tell them. We're vampires. The sun doesn't burn us, it makes shine. Garlic and crosses don't kill us. We don't sleep in coffins. We only drink animal blood, though many do drink human blood. We're 'vegetarian' vampires. Heh..."

"Oh, I get it. You're all fucking crazy. Let's go..." Teagan and I said.

As we were leaving, I heard Jasper say, "That went well. Well, at least our secret's safe."

Outside the House

"Expect us to attract the psychos," Teagan said.

"Yup. But you know... What if it was true..?"

We looked at each other.

Then laughed.

The End

Sorry it ended so... badly. I know it sucks. I know it does. I just can't think of any more.

Sorry...

I'll have a new story up soon, but it has nothing Twilight. I'm not sure it has to do with any story yet, it's just something I wrote.