Love In The Strangest People

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Sorry I haven't updated for so long. Maple story is SO addicting! You should try it! And no, I'm not being paid to tell you this. Thank you SO MUCH to those that ACTUALLY review my story! You keep my spirits up! Heh! And also, if itachi-sama15 is reading this, I want to give you a special thanks to you for reviewing my first story when it had no reviews. Thank you SO MUCH!! SQEEZY HUGS! Hey, why are you all running away from me…?

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After a few days, May was able to get out of the hospital. Her loyal friends had waited for her patiently and she needed to give them SQUEEZY HUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, and to those of you that actually care, Harley was beaten up SEVERELY by Misty and Dawn, in fact so seriously, he couldn't get out for a month. (It doesn't help that the ever so joyful Nurse Joy Beat him up five times so far with her DUN DUN DUN DUUUNNNN!!!! MALLET OF DOOM!!!!!! Ever since he came in) May skipped happily out of the hospital to meet up with Misty. The red head turned around and saw May.

" So! Are you feeling better?" Misty asked. May nodded happily and pranced around. Misty sweat dropped. " They gave you sugar, didn't they?" May squealed and gave Misty a DUN DUN DUN DUUUN!!!!! SUFFOCATING SQUEEZY HUG!! Misty gasped for air as May finally let go and zoomed off to give the rest of the gang a DUN DUN DUN DUUUN!!!! SUFFOCATING SQEEZY HUG!!! (I'm doing that a lot now lately… BECAUSE I HAD SUGAR!!!) Everyone OBVIOUSLY spent the rest of the day avoiding May and her SQEEZY HUGS!!!!!!!!!!!

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Drew didn't feel safe for May to sleep by herself. That night, he crept into the room she shared with Dawn and Misty and sat 'guard' there. May slept peacefully, unaware of the creaking noise Drew made. Suddenly, Harley's voice sounded from behind him.

" What are you, a pervert?" Drew was confused. Harley was beaten up! How could he be out of bed? But when he turned around, he saw a-

" Harley, why have you turned into a toy race car with a radio that has your picture taped on it that's strapped onto the car's back?" Drew hissed, hoping to not wake anyone up. Unfortunately, Dawn was a light sleeper, and she awoke to the noise, and screeched out,

" HARLEY ALERT!" Misty yawned and awoke, but May stayed peacefully sleeping, being an EXTREMELY HEAVY SLEEPER. Misty glared at the car.

" Um, Drew, what's with that car with Harley on it?" Dawn asked, puzzled.

" He couldn't get out of the hospital, so he had to this." Drew replied. 5 seconds, 4 seconds, 3 seconds, 2 seconds, 1 second-

" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Everyone in the room screamed with laughter, except for the car, and May, who out of nowhere began sleep talking,

" Yay! My dream come true!" Everyone stopped to listen to May mutter. " Pink fluffy bunnies in a meadow of jelly kangaroos, with pokemon and DREWSY!!!" Everyone sweat dropped, even the car. (O.o I didn't know cars could sweat drop! Lolz)

" Um… WHAT did she say?" Drew asked, confused.

" Um, you're her dream come true?" Dawn laughed nervously. Misty smiled.

" The only way to wake her at this time is… TICKLE ATTACK!!" Misty shouted, yet nobody jumped on her. May began screaming in her sleep, laughing at the same time.

" AGH!! MISTY AND DAWN ARE TICKLING ME!! AND DREW IS LICKING ME? Wait, Drew's licking me?" May woke up and smiled at everyone. " Hi there! I don't know what everyone's doing in here, but I just had the BEST dream ever! I was in a meadow, with bunnies, jelly kangaroos, and DREW! And then, my dream changed to Misty and Dawn tickling me, and Drew was LICKING ME! His breath was all warm…" May sighed. Tumbleweed passed through the room. All of a sudden, a hand appeared out of the car, and headed straight for May's necklace! May got serious.

" Go Mew! Use special attack number 3!" Tiny mixtures of the elements formed an energy ball that was aimed at the car. In three seconds flat, the car was literally burned to ashes.

" Um… Special attack?" Misty asked.

" Um… Mew knows a total of 12 attacks." May smiled. She then plopped on her bed and fell asleep again. Drew smirked.

" Before you go to sleep, I need to do something." He went over and licked her face. Gathering up the ashes with a bag that came out of nowhere, he left. May sat blushing, then fell asleep sitting up. The other two girls went to bed too, blissfully dreaming happy dreams. And May was dreaming of pink bunnies and Drew.

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Harley woke up the next morning, declaring he was fine, despite the GIGANTIC LUMP on his head, and was released out of the hospital because nobody cared about him. He never really understood why. (YAY! HARLEY'S STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Harley glares) Maybe if he knew it was because he was stupid, unkind, a liar, very inconsiderate, only-loves-his-pokemon, and- Never mind. Anyway, Harley was set on getting that Mew. All he had to do was get it to like him, and trust me, Harley is good at that. He tried to look normal as he walked instead of limping, but he couldn't hold out. He sent out a poke ball.

" Go! My darling pokemon! I want you to carry me to May!" (OOH! GUESS WHAT HIS POKEMON IS!!!) The pokemon silently obeyed and carried its trainer.

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May, Misty and Dawn sat on a grassy knoll, doing nothing in particular.

" Why don't we have a battle?" Dawn suggested.

" Nah." May rejected.

" Or we could go shopping!" May smiled. Misty groaned.

" We already did that." She gestured towards the HUGE bags next to them.

" OR we could play truth or dare!" Misty squealed.

" PERFECT! All three exclaimed.

" You first Misty!" Dawn grinned evilly. "Truth or Dare?"

" Um… DARE!!!" Misty smiled happily. Dawn laughed happily.

" WRONG CHOICE! I dare you to tell Ash that you love him!" Misty turned a crimson red.

" Whaa-? But-but-but-but- FINE!" Misty ran off, Dawn and May following her. Ash was coming out of the center,

" Hi Ash!" Dawn and May bubbled. Misty blushed furiously and blurted out,

" ASH, ILOVEYOUWITHALLMYHEARTANDIHOPEYOULOVEMEBACK!!" The three ran off. Ash stood, stunned and holding a hot dog.

" Um…heheh." He blushed and ran off to find Max.

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Misty blushed furiously and blushed once more.

" I hope he know that that was just a dare."

" You know, we didn't ask you to include the 'all my heart and I hope you love me back' part!" May laughed hysterically. Misty turned red and turned away.

" Some dare!" She muttered. " Now it's May's turn!" Misty smiled, ready to have some fun.

" Truth." May closed her eyes.

" Aw, to baby to pick dare?" Misty mock cooed.

" Nah… just being safe." May smiled. Misty thought a minute, then said,

" Do you like Drew?" Misty smiled, hoping for the best.

" As a friend, yes. And that's the truth." May grinned. Misty groaned.

" Darn."

" Now it's your turn Dawn. Truth or dare?" May asked. Dawn released her Empoleon.

" What do you think, Empoleon? Truth or Dare?" Empoleon looked at its trainer and smiled, telling her to decide.

" Okay…….. That was a waste of time. I choose Dare!"

" Great!" May smiled evilly. " I dare you to kiss that boy Andrew you were with that other day at the boy, then run off, ignoring him until he kisses you back." Dawn muttered something, and returned her pokemon. Then she got up and started walking towards the center. May and Misty followed happily. As they walked in, Ash bumped into Misty, causing her to fall down with Ash on top of her. She blushed madly and gently pushed Ash off, starting to stutter. May nodded knowingly and she left with Dawn to give the two privacy.

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Dawn knocked on the door, May hiding around the corner. A boy stepped out.

" Um, Andrew?" Dawn blushed madly and tugged on her raven hair.

" Oh, hi Dawn!" The brunette boy smiled warmly. " What are you doing here?" As the two continued to talk, May noticed her necklace rise into the air. May released Mew.

" Mew, what's wrong?" May whispered. Mew smiled brightly and teleported May outside, motioning towards the lake. As May peered closer, a sudden blue face popped out of the water.

" Happy!" It said.

" Manaphy?!" May asked, astonished. " What are you doing here?"

" May? I'm here because of that purple haired man in a cacturne outfit." Manaphy said.

" OH MY GOSH! MANAPHY, YOU CAN TALK!!!" May shouted. Mew nodded happily and twirled around May in circles.

" Yes, I can talk now! May, I have this feeling that that creepy man is after Mew. All of the other pokemon have begun to come here, feeling that one of their leaders is in danger. I have gathered the other intelligent pokemon." May was bewildered that the blue pokemon could talk so much.

" Like what?" May asked. Suddenly Jirachi, Celebi, Uxie, Mesprit, Dialga and a number of other legendaries gathered around May. It was good there weren't any trainers around, or the pokemon would be gone in a snap.

" What are all of you doing here?" May asked in wonder.

" The Prince of the sea gathered us here today to prevent Mew from danger. That man, Harley, is a threat to Mew. He has a Dark ball that would taint Mew's heart, sending the world out of balance." Dialga telepathically told May. Celebi nodded. Deoxys continued,

" We come to help you destroy the ball, because Mew cannot do it alone." Mew's blue eyes sparkled; seemingly oblivious to the danger of being caught it was in. May nodded solemnly as Jirachi told through telepathy the plan.

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' I'm just here to visit… heh." Dawn muttered nervously. Andrew let her in. " I wanted to say something…"

" What did you want to say?" Andrew asked. Dawn inwardly panicked as she leaned forward and met Andrew's lips. She mentally winced, prepared for rejection, but was surprised when a tongue met her lips, asking for an entrance. Suddenly, Misty and Ash opened the door, astonished at the sight of Dawn making out with Andrew.

" Er… we'll be leaving." Misty carefully backed out of the room. Andrew and Dawn began to stutter.

" No, it's okay! You can come in!" Andrew and Dawn said at the same time.

" Aw, how cute! They said it at the same time!" Misty squealed. Ash sighed.

" You girls are so weird." He said, putting his arms behind his head. Misty snapped her head towards him.

" What…did…you…SAY?!" Misty growled through clenched teeth. Ash put his hands in front of his head.

" Nothing! I just meant…. Um… you look nice today?"

" Thank you." Misty withdrew. Ash sweat dropped. Dawn got of Andrew and looked around.

" Hey, where'd May go?" Dawn asked. Misty looked around.

" I don't know. That's a good question."

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Harley clutched the ball given to him from Giovanni. The leader of Team Rocket had claimed that it would taint Mew's heart, sending the world into chaos, making it much easier to pull of things like robberies and theft. Oh well, Harley thought. He's paying me for this. I have to pull it off. And if I'm lucky, maybe he'll let me keep Mew. The question is how to catch it when May already has it… The poke ball! That's right. All I have to do is destroy that ball around May's neck while Mew's already out of its poke ball. That twerp is too weak to catch Mew, I bet. She'll probably start to cry when I grab Mew. Harley clutched the ball as he ran towards the lake. He had seen a small crowd of legendaries head towards there earlier, so he assumed they were gathering to protect Mew. He pushed away a small branch to reveal the lake, surprised to see nothing. As he stepped out, a Psychic suddenly lifted him up.

" Thought you could get away with it, huh?" May glared at Harley.

" For once you're actually thinking. I didn't know you had brains." Harley sneered. May scowled as Deoxys used Psychic to lift the ball to her.

" Why are you so intent on catching Mew? She deserves to go wherever she wants."

" Yeah, but that didn't stop you from going on to catch Mew." Harley spat.

" More like it caught itself." May smirked. Harley narrowed his eyes.

" Mew wanted to go with a girl like YOU? I must say, May. You are full of surprises." May giggled.

" Hey, that rhymed!" She laughed. Harley smirked.

" See? In a situation like this, you laugh! Smile all you want, soon Mew will become Shadow Mew, Sending the world out of balance. And there's nothing you can do about it." Harley said proudly. " And Mew will be MINE!" Dialga smiled slightly. Manaphy poked its head out of the water.

" What's that? Is it a pokemon?" Harley noticed Manaphy glaring at him.

" Of course I'm a pokemon you nitwit. And this ball will be gone soon enough. There's nothing you can do about it." Harley stared at it.

" First of all, I'm NOT a nitwit. To prove it…" Harley struggled against the Psychic Mesprit and Uxie were holding and threw out a bunch of poke balls. " Go, my darlings!" Out came Ariados, Wigglytuff, (Is it Wigglytuff? I keep getting the evolutions mixed up) Altaria, Lapras and Umbreon. May looked at them.

" Seems you ditched some pokemon for new ones." May stared at the set of pokemon. Umbreon is a dark type, which is bad, May thought. Psychic types are weak against Dark types, and many of the legendaries here are part psychic. The others shouldn't be that big of a problem.

" Rayquaza! Moltres! Articuno! Zapdos! Fight those pokemon! You too, Dragonair!" May threw a poke ball to reveal the dragon pokemon.

" You know May, it's getting crowded. Might attract attention." Harley raised an eyebrow. (ONE THAT'S UGLY!!!! CHA!) May glared at him as she sent out her Glaceon.

" Glaceon, use Ice beam and freeze up Harley!" May ordered, just as Drew appeared.

" May! What's with all these legendaries?" Drew stared at the huge crowd of pokemon.

" How did you know I was here?" May asked, ignoring Drew's question.

" I didn't. All these pokemon are causing a huge commotion."

" That's right." Dawn and the others walked up from behind the two.

" Look at all the pokemon!" Misty and Ash stared. Andrew also stared.

" Listen, I need you guys to hold off the crowd that's bound to come here. I'm afraid they'll try to capture the pokemon." May sighed. " Drew, send some pokemon into battle. Misty, you and the others try to hold off the people that I HEAR COMING!" Misty, Ash, Andrew and Dawn ran off as a crowd began to come.

" What did you do to Harley?" Drew asked in wonder.

" He's trying to catch Mew." May said.

" For ONCE your thinking." Drew teased as he sent out Roselia to help Dragonair finish off Lapras. May returned Glaceon and used a bunch of potions and revives to help revive Uxie, Mesprit, Zapdos, Deoxys, Jirachi, Articuno and Moltres, whom she ordered to stay back. (Have you ever tried to juggle a bunch of characters at once? It's a PAIN!) Manaphy jumped into May's arms. When the last of Harley's pokemon fainted, May ordered the pokemon to continue to attack the Dark ball. Attacks kept flying at it until the ball began to glow red, and exploded.

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" Hear that, Misty?" Ash asked as they watched Palkia entertain the crowd. " That must mean the ball's gone." The crowd turned ran to gather around the lake to see what happened. Ash returned Palkia and followed Dawn and Andrew.

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May sighed as the last of the legendaries left, leaving Manaphy.

" I guess your going to go back to the temple of the sea." Manaphy nodded, jumping into the lake.

" Happy love May!" Manaphy cheered before swimming down into the water. Drew looked at May.

" So your one of the people of the water, eh? That's interesting to know."

" It's boring to know." May stated.

" Why so serious all of the sudden?" Drew asked as Mew released itself.

" Mew!" It cheered. May smiled. I don't know… for some reason, I kind of miss dealing with bad guys. Heheh." The crowd arrived, Officer Jenny leading them.

" Hey look! Harley's frozen!" Ash laughed as Officer Jenny had her Arcanine use Flamethrower to melt Harley down. Harley glared as Jenny handcuffed him.

" Next time we meet, I'm not going to play nice anymore!" He shouted at May. Dawn stuck her tongue out at him.

" You never did!" She shouted back. And Ash took a hotdog that appeared out of nowhere and ate it.

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This is the end of the story cuz I can't think of any more ideas for this one. Boom. Kaput. Gone. That also means you don't have to review this, but… could you PLEASE?

Puppy dog eyes It would mean a lot ta me. And that's it! And no, I won't give you a Sqeezy hug… grumbles