"Are you all un-bored yet?" asked there leader in a somewhat aggravated tone, if nobodies can be aggravated.
"THEY TOOK DEMY! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?! THERE GOING TO PICK US ALL OFF ONE BY ONE!" shouted Roxas hiding behind Axel.
"Don't worry Roxas, he's fine, RIGHT DEMYX?!"
"WE DID IT!"
"See, he'll be just fine."
"That's what they want you to think." He said in a whisper.
"Roxas, shut up."
"…Sorry…" He said in a calm tone going back to normal.
"So what now?" Asked someone. Use your imagination.
"Well, maybe we should do something more worth while." offered Saix.
"Yes…like art." Said Marluxia.
"But, how do we do art?"
Silence.
"Well, drawing is art right?" asked Larxene.
"Yeah." Answered Axel.
"Well then we'll just draw."
"Great, one problem though. How the hell do we do that?"
"Well, maybe we could get someone to show us."
"Who do we know that can draw AND would be willing to teach us?"
All take a moment to think, before…
.:Guest room of nonexistence :.
"Okay, let me get this straight…You we're bored, and tried to watch TV, but the TV took Demyx and so now you want me to give you all art lessons?" Asked the frail blond nobody known as Namine.
"Yes." they all said at once.
"…Okay I guess I can do that…"
"Good…LET IT BE KNOWN ALL THROUGH OUT THIS NON EXISTENT WORLD THAT ORGANIZATION XIII, RULERS OF ALL NOBODIES, ARE GOING TO TAKE ART LESSONS!"
"…Um…okay…"
.:Later:.
"Okay, now everyone, pay attention." She said sheepishly.
10 members of the powerful Organization sat in front of little Namine in 2 neat rows of 5. Each sat at a desk equipped with pencils, a note pad, some crayons, some paint brushes and some paint. In the front of the room stood her helpers, Axel and Roxas. Not that they were very helpful, but they were better than nothing, and they ran out of desks.
"Um, okay…everyone…welcome to….art class?" she said nervously looking around and feeling vaguely like an idiot. "My name is…well you know my name. That being said, is everyone okay with the currant seating arrangements?"
There were various nods
"…Er…right then. Well, this is art class so, pull out a piece of paper and a pencil. Draw a picture of a….a cat. Yea, that sounds good. Draw your best cat so that I may examine your skill."
Larxene raised her hand.
"Yea, Larxene?"
"What the hell is a cat and how do we draw one."
"…Your kidding, right?…well, okay." she began searching through her note book before coming to a page that made her eyes light up with pride. She held up the picture to show the "class". It was a picture of a cat so bright and vibrant it may have jumped right off the page! So lifelike, it was obviously a work of art that took much time and care to create! "This is a cat! Can you all draw one for me?"
The whole room set to work on there cats.
.:10 minutes later:.
"Um…everyone?" Asked Namine as the whole room shot there heads up and looked at her.
"Well…You have all been working very hard…I'm just going to come around and see your work. Just keep going, You won't even know I'm there." She walked over, nervously, to Larxene's desk and peaked at the picture. Her nervous eyes turned confused.
"…Larxene…why is your cat…flat?"
"Because it was hit by a car." She said aggravated.
"But shouldn't you-"
"I SAID…it was HIT by a CAR…" she said aggravated.
"Well I just-"
"FINE! I'll start OVER!" She said with little buzzes of electricity surging between her antenna-like hairs.
"…Okay…" she said slightly freaked out walking to Xemnas.
"…That is not a cat." she stated matter-of-factly.
" It is a cat. It is the best cat in all the land."
"But, it's only a line. Nothing but a line on this page. And you ripped through the page." She pointed out sadly.
He stood up slowly. "Are you saying my cat is not good enough, Namine?" he asked as he summoned 6 dusks. Namine looked like she was about ready to shit herself. "NO! NONONONONON! IT'S FINE! IT'S THE BEST DAMN CAT I'VE SEEN IN MY LIFE! HA HA HA! I LOVE IT IT'S THE BEST CAT EVER." She said laughing nervously backing away. The leader looked satisfied as the dusks disappeared and he went back to his work. "Then I shall draw another." he said sitting down.
She gave a nervous nod and went to walk away slowly trembling. He then abruptly stood again and Namine ducked down covering her head.
"LET IT BE KNOWN ALL THROUGHOUT THIS NON EXISTENT WORLD THAT I, XEMNAS, RULER OF ORGANIZATION XIII, WILL NOW DRAW A KITTY!" He shouted to the sky mightily with his arms raised. Namine crawled away to the front and hid behind Roxas.
"Hey, you okay Nami?"
"F-fine." she said getting to her feet shakily, but calmed down considerably immediatly after "How's you picture Roxas?"
"Great!" he said holding up a picture of a cat. It wasn't bad, it wasn't good but it wasn't bad. "It's not as good as yours though." he said somewhat shyly.
"Thank you, Roxas." she said looking lovingly at him.
"HOW'S MINE!" Asked Axel shoving his picture in her face and killing the moment.
"…"
"It's good, huh?"
"…It's…"
"It's on fir-"
"I know." she said somewhat aggravated into the burnt piece of paper.
"It's good huh?"
"Sure, whatever." She deadpanned walking away.
"Oh…my god. It's beautiful."
Indeed it was. It was a picture of the daintiest kitten laying on a bed of roses on a sunny yet hazy spring morning, complete with expert details and the loveliest colors. It was a beautiful picture made only with colored pencils! AMAZING! Who drew this masterpiece of joy and splendor you ask? Well it was…(spits out water) WHOA!
"It's a lovely kitten, Xigbar."
Um…
"I think the pink highlites around the ears were a nice touch."
"THIS IS SO STUPID!" Larxene screamed pounding her hand on the desk causing it and her pencil (That never was.) to break.
Namine blinked a few times. "Um…"
"I HATE YOU ALL!" She shouted throwing the desk across the room and sending it flying through the window(that never was).
And just so you know, it hit a cat.
It hit a cat that never was.
"EEP!" Screamed Namine scrambling under a spare chair and settling in a teeth chattering fetal position.
"I'M LEAVING!" And so she left, along with most of the rest of the organization, excluding Axel, Roxas, and Xigbar who was still working on his cat.
"NAMI!" He shouted in a worried voice going to Namine.
"R-r-r-r-r-Roxas-s? I-I-I-I-is that y-y-y-you?"
"Yeah, It's me."
"Is she gone?" she squeaked in a terrified whisper.
"Yeah, it's safe." he said comfortingly. The little blond peaked her head over the chair nervously. Upon discovering that there was no raging Larxene in site for the moment she stood up and blinked a few times. Dusting off her dress, she looked at Roxas.
"Thanks."
"Are you okay?" He asked sitting on a desk.
"I guess…" she said sitting next to him.
"Roxas?" She said sweetly.
"Yes Namine?" He smiled.
"Do you…smell smoke"
"…What?"
"I smell smoke."
He blinked a few times. Then he realized his foot was hot. Very hot. Like fire.
Fire.
Hmm…I wonder who could have-
"AXEL!"
"YOUR FOOTS ON FIRE!"
"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?" He yelled at Axel who was, at this point, laughing so hard he was literally, rotflmao. Namine ran over to the fire extinguisher (that never was) and ran back to spray poor Roxes' foot. She closed her eyes and clenched the handle of the extinguisher. Within a minute Roxas was covered in white foam, seething at the wall with his foot still smoking. Axel, who had stopped to watch him be sprayed with foam, then resumed his uncontrollable laughter.
Fun times.
"Why did you do that?!"
"Because you two were to stupid to notice that everyone left."
"SO YOU LIT MY FOOT ON FIRE?!"
"What else did you expect me to do?"
"…Tell us?"
"But then I couldn't light your foot on fire…well I could have but I wouldn't have had good reason to."
"…That made no sense whatsoever."
"Yeah well hurry up we need to go."
"Why?"
"Because I was RIGHT."
"I don't wanna!"
"BUT ROXAAAAAAAAAS!! I WAS RIGHT! HOW MEANY MORE TIMES DO YOU THINK THAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN?!"
"It may happen one more time before you get killed in the next game."
"…Oh well I feel safe. Hurry up! Don't you wanna have fun!?"
"I was having fun!"
"Just come on!"
"NO!"
"Move your ass or else."
"Of else what?"
"Or else…" He took the fire extinguisher out of Namine's hands "I won't give this back."
Roxas gave him a confused look. "So?" And then, as if right on cue, the entire room burst into flames as Axel walked out. Namine and Roxas then fled the burning room screaming.
"I like drawing." Said Xigbar continuing his cat as a piece of burning room narrowly missed his head.