-1Picking up from where we left off…

"LARXENE! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!"

She turned around and glared homicidally at the owner of the voice "I'M GOING TO DO SOMETHING FUN!" She screamed.

"Like what?" Asked Marluxia.

"…I DON'T KNOW!!!!"

"Well do you even know where you're going?!"

"…" She though for a good minute, contemplating her actions. "I'm getting a cat."

"…Is that a joke?"

"DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M JOKING!?"

"No." He said baking away.

"HEY!" Shouted Axel followed closely by Namine and Roxas catching up to the group.

"Hey where's Xigbar?" Asked Zexion.

.:Before:.

Namine followed by Roxas ran out of the room closing the door behind them.

"WAIT! WHAT ABOUT XIG-"

"NO!" He screamed blocking the door dramatically. "We will NEVER speak of this again."

"…But he-"

"NEVER!"

.:Back:.

"He's…drawing." He said looking back and forth.

"In a better place." Added Namine looking distracted.

"So what now?"

"Larxene wants to get a cat."

"Why."

"SO I CAN HURT IT!"

"But…YOU CAN'T DO THAT! Haven't you ever herd of the ASPCA?!" Shouted Namine.

"Or animal cops Miami?" Asked Roxas.

"Or the planets funniest animals?" Said Zexion earning himself a few confused looks from the rest of the Organization. "…What?"

"Wait, didn't none of us know about T.V. until chapter 1? And then all we watched was Dora?"

"Well I had herd of it. If you notice I didn't say anything in that chapter."

"Nether did I." Added Xaldin who, if you haven't noticed, hasn't said anything yet. "But even so, knowing that would require you to watch Animal Planet."

"Wait, in chapter 1 we watched more than Dora. What was it? Lives in danger?"

"It was Jeopardy."

"Yeah Jeopardy, weren't we-"

"SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!" Screeched Larxene. "DO YOU KNOW WHAT I AM RIGHT NOW!? RIGHT NOW I AM ANGRY."

"And you won't like her when she's angry." Said Axel mockingly, waving his finger in her direction. She gave him a pissed/confused look before a light bulb mysteriously popped over his head. He promptly shut up.

"YOU WILL DIE WHEN I'M ANGRY!"

"Larxene! Where would we even find a cat?"

"WHERE ELSE!?"

.:Outside:.

And so the Organization did go out. They walked out to the lonely streets of the world that never was. But just there luck, It was raining rain drops, that never were. Larxene stomped angrily in search of a cat as everyone else trudged on behind her doing everything in there power not to piss her off. Water conducts electricity. Enough said.

But on they walked, each one with there hoods shielding them from rain, except for Namine who had a cute little umbrella that she shared with Roxas. Axel, in return, tried several unsuccessful times to light his foot on fire…again. But the rain, oh the horrid rain. Finally after a long walk, they came to an ally that had a roof (or something, like big pieces of wood, I don't know…) and stopped there to search for a cat Larxene might cause pain to. Although they were glad to get out of the rain for awhile, they were all still very wet.

"So, how to find a cat…"Said Larxene getting lost in thought.

"We could give it fish." Offered Roxas.

"Oh okay, I'll just pull out the fish I keep IN MY POCKET!" Shouted Axel. Axel definitely doesn't like being wet.

"If none of you had herd of a cat before, how did-" Began Namine.

"Shhhhh…don't worry. It doesn't matter. I'm going over there now." Said Roxas slowly walking away in the same manner going to look for a cat.

"…Um…okay?"

"I don't like being wet." Said Axel looking particularly pissed.

"April showers bring may flowers." Said Marluxia with a slight smile, a statement to which Namine and Axel responded with matching 'Wtf?' looks, mostly because it was October.

"…Right…Axel?"

"Yes Namine, since I talked to you 2 seconds ago, I have solved all our problems."

"…Has anyone seen a cat yet?"

"IF ANYONE HAD SEEN A CAT YET WOULD WE BE OUT HERE!?" Screeched Larxene in a blind rage…or whatever it is nobodies have that is close to rage. She then went back to her search.

"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" Laughed a voice from nowhere. Everyone looked around confused and somewhat freaked out.

"OW!" Yelled Axel as something hit him in the back of the head. It fell back to the floor with a clunk. He reached down and picked up the small object and looked it over a few times before saying in a confused/pissed voice: "…Is this…Did someone just hit me in the head with glue stick? WHO THE HELL THROWS A GLUE STICK?!"

Who the hell indeed…

C…Could it…BE?!

"MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Laughed a strange sounding boys voice. Then popped out a boy of…13? He was on top of a particularly high stack of boxes. He wore a trench coat and snow boots with fuzzy mittens all colored with what looked like black sharpie and some kind of backwards baseball hat. He then reveled his 'Weapon'…a sling shot and a pocket of endless pinecones and twigs and apparently glue sticks. He had what could only be assumed to be longish messy brown hair under his retarded hat. This, ladies and gentlemen, was none other than the unimaginative, unbelievable, utterly retarded Xbob.

"…What…the fuck?" Asked Namine being very out of character.

"Hahahahahahah!!!" He laughed annoyingly.

"…"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA…" He paused before going into a coughing fit and then continuing his laughter until he stopped abruptly upon being hit in the head with the very glue stick that had hit Axel before. Only now it was on fire. At first they all just stared at him from there places where they were looking for cats , but then his stupid hat quickly caught fire and, about a 20 seconds later in a delayed reaction, he fell off the boxes and began rolling around on the floor screaming: "STOP, DROP, AND ROLL! STOP, DROP, AND ROLL!"

The Organization just stared blankly and somewhat annoyed at him, with the exception of Larxene who was utterly ignoring him. She rummaged through some boxes and peaked at various holes in the walls(that never were). Eventually the boy got up and pulled off his now burnt hat and seemed to become very angry.

"DUDE THAT WAS, LIKE, MY FAVORITE HAT!" He said waving around the remains of his stupid looking hat.

"Who are you?" Asked Namine.

He stood up slowly and dusted off his black sharpie covered coat and made what Xbob believed was an menacing look. "I AM XBOB! THE MOST AMAZINGEST NOBODY EVER!"

"…Not only is that not a real word, but WE are the best nobodies, not you!" Axel yelled pointing at him with a finger of anger…If that makes any sense.

"Naw-ahh."

"..Yes, because if YOU were the best you would have been the games main protagonists or a boss fight, and possibly had your own character theme."

"…YOUR MOM!"

"Is this a joke?" Asked the Superior.

"And I believe the correct term is 'Yo mama'" Said Xaldin in a serious tone.

"SHUT UP!" Shouted Xbob.

There was a short pause.

"You shut up." Zexion said narrowing his eyes at the 13-year-old.

"No, YOU shut up!"

"YOU shut up!"

"NO, YOU!"

"YOU!!!!"

"NO, YOUYOUYOUYOUUUUU SHUT UP!!!"

"What are you all doing?" Asked Larxene in a fake nice tone. She clenched her teeth and continued in the same tone "Your supposed to be helping me look!"

"THERE IS NO TIME TO LOOK! FOR YOUR END HAS COME!"

"…Who are you?" She said cautiously, seeming to have forgotten her earlier rage.

"I AM XBOB! THE MOST AMAZINGEST NOBODY OF ALL-"

"NO YOU'RE NOT!" Shouted everyone sans Xbob and Larxene.

"…Well I'm lost."

Meow!

"…What the…?"

Larxene twitched before smiling a big evil grin. "IT'S A CAT!"

Meow!

"WHERE IS IT?!" Screamed Larxene.

"Well, it-"

"LOOK FOR IT!"

The rest of the Organization quickly ran in different directions and started screaming 'KITTY KITTY KITTY!' While looking under various boxes and trash cans.

"…HEY! I'M TRYING TO INSTILL FEAR INTO YOUR HEARTS OVER HERE."

"We don't have hearts." Said Axel without even stopping his search in an old T.V. box.

"WHATEVER! Now FEAR ME!!!!"

"Um, did you not get the whole no hearts thing?" Asked Zexion rummaging through a trash can. He pulled his hands out and scrunched up his face at the smell "Ewwww…"

"Your afraid of Larxene!"

They all looked at Larxene who went back to ignoring Xbob and shaking a box around.

"Larxene defies logic." Said Roxas as if it were the simplest and most obvious thing in the world, which it was.
"She's frikin' scary!"

Larxene responded by throwing an old banana at Axel's head. "KEEP LOOKING!"

"…Oh great, and now it's stuck…"

Xbob raised an eye brow. "Is it her time of the month?"

"It's ALWAYS her time of the month…"

"I SAID KEEP LOOKING! IF YOU DON'T GET OFF YOUR ASS AND LOOK FOR THIS DAMN CAT I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL-" she stopped abruptly as something hit her head. Although it didn't quite hit her, it sort of 'plopped' and it felt light and fragile. It curled up into a little ball and made a faint sort of happy buzzing sound. Everyone in the room tensed up and Larxene just remained in that spot, dumbfounded. Slowly she reached up and touched the thing. It was soft and warm and nuzzled her finger. She lifted it up off her head. The face of a sweet and purring kitten. Larxene's face curled into an evil grin.

"Why helloooooo little kitty." She said in a mockingly nice tone. "You're going to DIE!" She then started laughing like a crazy person. Then, with every ounce of her energy, she lifted the kitten up and threw it on the floor. Everyone cringed and looked away. Larxene laughed evilly and victoriously at the kittens misfortune.

Meow!

"HAHAHAHA…huh?" She looked down. At her feet stood a happy, healthy, purring kitten looking up at her with curious eyes. "…WHAT?!" She growled and seethed, but quickly smirked and stomped on the kitten. Larxene expected to feel it's little body go 'squish' under her boots. But no such thing happened. She looked down to see the kitten was gone. But from behind her, she herd a sound.

Meow!

She twitched and slowly turned her head to see the kitten, unharmed, and still looking up at her. The kitten moved to nuzzle her ankle. She narrowed her eyed and gritted her teeth in in further aggravation. The kitten purred louder. She then took out one of her little knifes and threw it directly at the kittens head. It missed. Her jaw dropped. She never missed. She growled again and threw more knifes at the kitten. Every last one missed. She finally lifted the kitten my the tail and stared directly at it. She took her remaining knife and stabbed the kitty. Only she missed. She tried again, and missed. Finally she put the knife half an inch from the kittens face and prepared one final attack. An attack nobody in the world could miss. So close, so easy! Larxene, missed.

"WHY WON'T YOU DIE!?"

Meow!

"AHHHHHHGRRRRRAH!!!!" She flung the kitten onto a near by wall. The cat landed feet first on the wall, then onto an old mattress, and then ran back to nuzzle Larxenes ankle some more.

Meow!

"AHHHHHHHH! WHY WON'T YOU DIE! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?!" Larxene continued on like that for awhile screaming and attacking the kitten, each time the kitten was unharmed and continued to wuv Larxene.

"…Let's get the hell out of here." Xbob said nervously. Everyone nodded and slowly walked away, first slowly, then, they ran like hell.

(A/N: Sorry this took so long guys, but it just wasn't coming out good. I still don't like it but I felt I should update seeing as how it's been so long. This is my last update till after finals (science on Monday and I'm freaking out!) so wish me luck. Also I finally started 'Nobody's Princess' and nobody is reading it. So please take a look at it? I promise it'll get better as it progresses. Well, whatever. Please enjoy and review please.)