And so begins are epic tale to...

Bash Masaya!

By: Laurel (A.k.a. Cherybloom)

Fan girl: digiwildfire
Weapon: Frozen Flames that resemble Kish's dragon swords.

Walking into his home Masaya turns on the lights to see a girl standing there, and she looks really mad. He can't see her at first so he gets a closer look to see that in her hands she has to long sword like knives in each hand, drawing back scared he stumbles over furniture in the hallway. The girl says in a low whisper "Time to meet you're doom…" Terrified he see's her raise the swords, bringing them down and laughing like a manic "Muahahahahaha!!!!"…..

0.o , Ok I think she killed Masaya enough, just so you know Masaya has 40 lives so he will be magically risen from the dead…. 1, 2, 3 HAPPY SUNSHINE MASAYA IS BACK (And the fan girls puke…)

Fan Girl: EvilChildOfDarkness

Weapon: boiling pot of ramen (With lots of hot sauce) and poker

As Masaya came out of the hospital in crutches, (Ichigo was so mad at him she shot him as he was on the ground as he was grabbing his injured butt, see the Example) He eyed the beautiful nurse that had been taking care of him, he could do all the eying he wanted since he was a free man now after all. But as he took a step outside onto the pavement something knocked him out before he knew what hit him.

Opening his eyes he felt himself being suspended in air, the hair on his head began to burn, "What the heck?" "Muahahahaha!" Cried a certain pink haired girl, he looked around to see her beside him upside-down. "W-where am I?" Masaya asked nervously. But Ichigo gave him a big grin, in which increased when she pulled a rope at her side, making him go slowly into the liquid, "Ramen?" Masaya asked, and his favorite the spicy kind. Ichigo face drooped, looking sad; Masaya looked at her with pity for a second but pity became pure terror when Ichigo pulled something from her back, a hot poker… Seeing his terrified look she wickedly grinned, the poker hit his skin, making him cry, "Yow!!" seeing his teary face she stopped, "I'm sorry!" He begged, she looked up at him, "Ok, but you smell like hospital time to take a bath." She said grinning wickedly as she pulled the rope hard at her side, his eyes widened. "WAAAAAAH!" he cried as he fell into the taste of exquisite boiling ramen.

So I had another version to this story but as I typed it up, and did that update thing it got erased again. So I had to start from scratch, since Laurel was angry she had to rewrite again she might have taken it a little out on Masaya, "poor, poor boy..." (She says evilly grinning)

Fan Girl: tigergurl4kish78

Weapon: Being hit by a car, 0.o Needles! Fire, and falling...

Falling off Tokyo Tower

Masaya came over to Ichigo, "I'm really sorry!" Masaya screeched, but Ichigo looks back at him angry. "Don't you say that!" She replied stubbornly she looked to see how high up they were Tokyo tower really was high up, she was crying her eyes sad, and how could he cheat on me? She thought. Finding it in her, she turned around to see him he was looking down, "Look a candy wrapper!" He said pointing down, following his finger she looked down to see 7 story's down there was a candy wrapper on the ground, he looked at her smiling, "Well we can't just sit here and watch what the litter bugs left behind," He raised his hands over his head, "I am a bird, I am a plane, I am Superman!!!" He cried out diving over the railing falling down making a bang as he hit the concert...

Well I guess if you had 40 lives you might be doing things like that to but, come on Masaya! You're not that dumb are you!?

Being Run over

Walking in front of on coming traffic Masaya doesn't notice the car coming full of drunk college people, trying to avoid him they try to swerve but don't succeed when they hit him, making his body fly into the air landing in there dust,

Next thing he knows he's in the hospital again with pretty Nurse Joy (Same Nurse) , His head is all swollen and he looks like a hippo. (Yuck gross!) "Uwahwahwa!" He says sounding like a retard, all his front teeth are knocked out and his tongue is hanging out, "I know Ichigo still loves me." He said, sounding more like "Iy kno 'chigo luv mey!" Nurse Joy looks at him in sympathy, the girl Ichigo would probably never take him back, but she brightened as she remembered the letter given to her. That girl Ichigo told me to give you this...

Needle Factory

Masaya is out of the hospital everything is healed now all he had to do was go visit Ichigo; the letter said she wanted to give him a biiig surprise. "Maybe she'll take me back!" He cried out happily, the letter had also said to meet him at a needle factory, peddling on his bike he came to the doors of the factory, he came in walking, no one seemed to be around so he called out. "Ichigooooo!?" with no answer, preparing to call again he heard a snicker behind him. Spinning around he see's no one but trips falling on some loose stay nails on the ground one going through his hand. "WAAAAHH!" He cries, he knew he would have to go to the hospital again. "Well Ichigo was pretty pissed when you cheated on her, but I find it quite good since now I have a chance with her and all!" Said a voice happily, Masaya could hear it but not see the person speaking. Suddenly he smelled burning, "AHHHH!", it was him! He was on fire. "Yum, my name is Ryou," said the voice snickering. Now time to go see my little kitten-chan!

Wow Kish, and yes that's is Kish!, is in LALA land eh? He's probably really siycked out that Ichigo doesn't like Masaya anymore. (And I wonder about Ryou??) Yes, Kish is framing Ryou, (Oh no that's bad tigergurl4kish78, you're evil, evviill I say!!!, lol thank you soooo much for you're flattering review it made me much happy, sorry I couldn't add all the details:(

Fan Girl: Zakuro Haruno

Weapon: Being eatin by a shark

Masaya who has been studying abroad goes on an ocean voyage with his classmates, as he looks over the edge of the boat he see's a candy wrapper." I am a bird, I am a plain, I am Super- "(Laurel smacks him on the head, "just jump in already!" she says) So Masaya jumps into the water picking the candy wrapper out of the water but realizes he can't get back on to the boat, so the boat goes leaving Masaya behind, after being stranded for 2 days he resorts to cannibalism eating his own arm... (0.o Laurel - Speechless) The scent of blood lures a shark in making him viciously eaten by it, there THE END!!! (Ummm... whatever!)

Sorry for being so weird!

Fan Girl: Ringo-san

Weapon: Strange guy with a chain saw...

Masaya walks down the dark street, and comes face to face with a guy in a Mask and a chainsaw. The man looks at him starting up his chainsaw, giving a low chuckle, with his half mask his mouth shows, a smile filled with long pointed sharp teeth. Blood stains spattered on his dark cloak. "Do you know where I can find the Masaya fan girls?" he whispers ginning like a maniac.

You go Jason!

Fan Girl: Kitty kat K.O.

Weapon: Kish, Ryou, and human eating monkeys...

"You can't have her she's not you're toy!!" Cried out Ryou his face covered in sweat. Kish looked back at him angrily. "Well I like her so, so, -THERE!" Kish responded back, looking at them wide eyed Masaya entered the room Ichigo was at there side looking at them back and forth, she was blushing.

"Ichigoooo!" Cried out Masaya, the bills from the hospital were making him a very poor man, plus it was no day in the park how he had gotten out of the shark, he shuddered even now about it (yes, he went out where the sun no shine 0.o; see eaten by a shark in weapons) Ichigo looked to see him come in, "What do you want?" she replied coolly, at Ichigo's words Ryou and Kish looked up to see Masaya, they growled, looking back at each other.

( Kish's thoughts) I can't let these two good for nothings have my Ichigo.

(Ryou's thoughts) I can't let these two good for nothings have my Ichigo. (0.o Same thoughts?)

Both looked at the innocent Masaya, who looked at them back and fourth, "Uh.." he tried to say but they both smiled wickedly. "I call on-!!" Kish started. Ryou started taking a weird bottle out of his pocket opening it, Kish still yelling "CANIBAL MONKEYS!" Ryou looked up at him in surprise "I can call mutant monkeys to..." "R-really?" Asked Kish taken aback, then smiling "Then shall we do this together?" Ryou smirked. "Well of corse!" Masaya looked at them in panic. "I-Ichigo are you going to do something about this?!" He asked sweat reined from his brow. She looked at him with deep sorrow she bit her lower lip then looked away to the two standing boys Ryou, and Kish. They looked back into her eyes making her smile, she looked back at Masaya, "Now why would I do that?"

The monkeys formed in the air, "AHHHHH!" cried Masaya as they started to eat him he looked at Ichigo, who looked away she smiled at the boys. "Thanks guys!" she smiled.

...0.o well that was one mean Ichigo! Ya I'm sorry this wasn't funny please forgive me:( But it sure was a great Idea.

Kay that wraps it up today, whew I'm tired lol! So ya please review if you want your idea's put into a Masaya bashing story. I hope you liked it today, you keep reviewing I'll keep writing!!! Ahhh I'm so tired I think I'll go take a breather. So please Review! And again Thanks, I am sooo happy you are here!

-Laurel (A.k.a Cherybloom)