Bash Masaya 2!

…………The more you review the more I write!

By: Laurel (A.k.a. Cherybloom)

Disclaimer: I don't own Tokyo Mew Mew in anyway, or I would soooo torture Masaya

Fan Girl: silvershadow37

Weapon: Alto, fat cat

"Well I got to go to the bathroom again!" Declared Ichigo throwing her arms in the air, Ryou was walking next to her annoyed. "Ichigo we have a mission, you can't be going to the bathroom every second!" He said annoyed, but Ichigo just pouted. "Gee- Ryou I can't help it if I got the runs today…" Ryou looked at her holding his head; 'Oh brother.' "Go ahead." He said frustrated, finally giving up, were they were ever going to finish this mission?

"Thanks so much Ryou!" She said her lips coming to his cheek kissing it, then smiled. She had made Ryou blush, his heart pounded fast, "What was that for?" Pulling away she looked at him "Just for putting up with me." She said before running off to the nearest toilet. "Weirdo…" He muttered before looking down, he stared at his hands for a second; it would be nice if he could hold her… (Wooh I put in some Ichigo x Ryou! Eh Kish fan girls don't glare! I promise to put some in for him too!!) Suddenly a greeting made him look up, restraining a growl he saw the happy Masaya standing there like a complete retard that he was (Ok Laurel not so mean!) "Hello you work with Ichigo right?" Masaya asked happily Ryou looked at him with jealousy, "Well I think were much more then that…" he said in a low voice where Masaya couldn't hear. "Eh, did you say something?" asked Masaya putting his ear closer to hear Ryou. "Oh nothing, nothing at all!" Ryou snapped angrily, he decided he wouldn't be nice to Ichigo's new boyfriend. The boy looked heartbroken. But before Ryou could speak again he saw Masaya getting taller and taller, who was looking down in a big booming voice "Ryou?" he asked. "Meow?" Oh shit he had turned into a cat! Ryou realized. Just then, the fat cat walked down the street, running to him full on. "Meow, I was waiting for you to show!" declared the fat cat panting in Alto's face. "I will be the one to get that foxy young feline!!" he said challenging Alto. Suddenly Alto thought of an idea, "Hey-hey now, THAT is the person you wanna challenge, that's her boyfriend after all." The fat cat glared at the human who looked confused. "Meow helps me then." said Fat Cat. "Meow, meow!" Alto accepted. "Now shall we go for the eyes first?" asked Alto. "Yes." Said Fat cat as they lunged themselves into the air landing on Masaya's face. "YAAA!" 'Scrach' 'scrach' (Note: Just think of these as sound affects and imagine Masaya running around franticly trying to get the two cats off while screaming, and such...)

Some time latter:" Ryou I'm back!" called out the eager girl, but seeing no Ryou she looked around, finally hearing a cat mew she looked down. "Alto?" she realized then her eyes caught the color red, the color of blood. "Masaya!" The cat smiled (If that's possible) and looked down at a bloody finger in his paw. "Meow, meow, meow." He said, translation: I brought you a present

Whoa that was a long one; I think I might be a little more descriptive in this category... Now some may ask "Where'd that fat cat go?" Well, heh heh, I have no clue, maybe he spotted another female feline, or cat nip was in the air?? -.-

Fan Girl: tigergurl4kish78

Weapon: Drowning, demons?, being trown into the sun, Kish, and shall we say excreta!

Going to the zoo can be quite fun, especially when you're Mr. Nature boy, Masaya. Masaya wanted to make the whole world such a happy place, just like him, but naturally when you started any job you would have to do the grossest things first like take, cleaning the dung out of animal's cages, and being risked to be eaten by the crocodiles and tigers. Most people would have given up when the sea a piranhas had nibbled his hand off, but Masaya kept his lovely smile which most people thought him crazy for. One day, while cleaning the crocodile's cage (Which you think he'd be eaten by crocodiles but they were in cages while he cleaned; protecting him) He fell into the water and hit his head on a rock on his way down, staying there unable to breath he gurgled and drowned, "Oh yummy!" Cried something above him. but reviving himself he looked up (He can revive because he has 40 lives, I mentioned it before) The thing looked at him with intrest. "And who are you?" Masaya asked, pulling seaweed out of his mouth. "I'm a deman and thats all you need to know..." It cooed. Masaya looked at it, "Well whatevers, can you help me with the cleanings?" Suddenly he felt a pail smack the back of his head. "Lucky day for you Mushy-face!" Turning he saw the green alien standing behind him. The alien grumbled. "I can't beleive Deep Blue wants me to do this..." He muttered. "What are you doing here?" Masaya asked smiling, "Don't get so worked up, I have to work with you today.." Kish responded. "Oh?" Replied the deman, Kish looked up. "And who are you- Hey! I thought only Me, Pai, and Taruto came to earth? No one else was alowed to go!!" The deman smiled there ears did look alike and they could both fly, "I came to finish this horrable creatin!" It declared. Kish looked in surprise, now he could finnaly have his Ichigo with Masaya gone. "Need help?"

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"Hey Ichigo, can Masaya fly?" Asked Masha, "What're you talkin bout-" Ichigo said but stopped mid way to stare at the body of Masaya in the air. "Aiiiiiiieeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!! MASAYA?"

Poor Masaya, it must hurt to be tossed near the sun, I bet he got the tan of his life...

Ringo-san
2007-07-11
ch 2, anon.

Obviously, you can't read:D ed Masaya because was spared, for good reasons. You were supposed to die. Now write my chapter properly like a good little fangirl, m'kay?
The chain-saw men spar.

-.- And I wonder how could I die, if I'm already dead?

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Fan Girl: Ringo-san

Weopon: Same

Chain saw man: "Ok so what's am I suppost to do here again?"

Laurel: "She wants me to redo the chapter were you kill me."

Chain saw man: "But how should I do that when you're already dead?"

Laurel: "Hmmmm I don't know... Here lets forget this stupid fangirls wish's and have a cookie.

Chain saw man: Actually I prefer Blood Cake...

Fan Girl: Zakuro Haruno

5,4,3,2,1,0, LIFTOFF! "Goodbye Masaya!!!!!!!" Ichigo yelled at the top of her lungs. He was soooooo smart she knew he'd be a good asstronaunt. "hmmm" She sighed, it was going to be a long time before he came back to earth. Wandering away from her friends and family she looked around, he would be gone for TWO WHOLE YEARS! "Well hello Koneko-chan!" Said a voice above her. "Huh- Kish?" He swept down giving her a huge kiss, "Wah- Kish!" She pulled away blushing like mad. The tips of his toes touched the ground as a smile came to his face. "Seen Mushy-face lately?" He asked with hidden amusment, she steped back as if that would keep her from the insane alien's bewildering kisses. (Ok that didn't sound right 0.o) "Well he's out in space for two years." Ichigo blurted out before she could stop herself. Kish's smile deepend. "Yep you got that right, he's feeling nice and comfortable as my hoodwink!" Ichigo stared at him in horror, "You wouldn't?" "Would I!" Kish exclaimed gleefully.

"Mew auqua-!!!!!!"

Sorry I haven't gotten to all of your reivews..I will though, gomenasai!!

Am I dead? Well ya! Of course I am cause I'm a relly bad updater, besides they make relly good pinia colata in heaven, yummy... So anyway please reveiw what you want, or whatever...

Oh ya, please limit 5 weapons per reveiw ok?

Please reivew, the next time will be a long one!!