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Roy, held the sleeping Elysia close as he leaned against a wall. The air in the room had turned humid, steamy. Sighing, he closed his eyes as he waited for Riza to finish up with her shower. He didn't quite notice the way the room became misty and clouded, but more importantly, he didn't notice a shape move from a dark corner to the lockers. He was so lost in thought that the sounds of two people speaking didn't reach him. It was only when a loud, heart shattering scream did he come to full attention.

"Homunculus!"

That scream was enough to jerk his organs through his mouth, if that were possible. He quickly put Elysia down. "Get into one of the stalls and don't come out till Miss Riza and I come for you." he told her quickly, pushing her gently toward the flimsy doors. He then rushed out of that section and on into the foggy lockers

only to be greeted by a wave of hot steam and the sounds of voices. There was Riza's and then there was...wait, was that his?

"So, the military pet does wanna play." murmured the voice.

"Shut the hell up."

Click.

Yep, that was Riza. Roy knew that noise, the safety on one of Hawkeye's guns going off.

"I don't think little girls should be playing with guns." The clack of a boot stepping forward indicated the man was moving. "Let me take that fo-"

BANG!

"Don't come any closer!" Riza yelled.

"Was that supposed to hurt?" teased the man, making the small gap between them even smaller. A small drop of blood hit the tiled floor, drawing attention to the bleeding wound in his arm. Stepping back, Riza aimed her gun again, but that man's sickly, twisted smile sunk into her, surprising her at the fact that the shot hadn't phased him that much at all. His masked figure dissolved, revealing his green/black hair and odd outfit. Envy now stepped forward again, pulling something out from behind him. "Come here, I have a present for you."

"I said don't come any closer!" she growled, plugging him again, landing a shot in his shoulder.

"Do you know how annoying that is?" he sighed, lifting up the object. A needle, filled to the end with a light blue liquid. His demented smile grew wider and she tried to slink away with absolutely no avail, seeing as how she was backed into a corner. His hand raised high then plunged downward.

Snap. (Sound effects, I love them.)

Stopping immediately, Envy lowered his hand away from her and looked over his shoulder to see through the foggy room. A dark shape at the other end alerted them of the Colonel's presence. He seemed to be having a bit of trouble with his gloves...

"Damnit, they wont spark!" he growled.

"Sir! Get Elysia and get out! Go find the others!" Riza yelled at him. "Your gloves wont light in here!"

"I think I figured that one out already." he scoffed.

"Ha, too much moisture in the air, why do you think I chose now to do this?" Envy laughed, turning back to his targeted area, the blonde woman's shoulder. "Now, I wanna get outta here as fast as you do, so let me give you your shot." he told her stepping closer. BANG! "And will you quit shooting at me!?"

"Get away from my subordinate!" Roy yelled, running at them. He grabbed Envy's arm to restrain him from lowering it.

"Too slow." Envy sighed, quickly tossing the needle to the other hand. In one swift motion, it landed in Riza's shoulder and injected the substance into her, letting out scream of surprise and slight pain. Roy's other hand grabbed at his, pulling it away, but in the process he managed to make the point make a tear in her skin. Slipping out of the hard grasp, Envy watched as the woman fell against the wall and the man stumbled forward. "See you two soon, real soon." he told them, his tone almost warning and he slid out of the room through the unguarded door.

Roy regained composure, about to go after the homulculus when his subordinate caught his eye. She was on one knee, holding her now bleeding shoulder. He crouched down and lifted her fingers away then removed his jacket from her (he let her use it remember?) to reveal the cut. He inspected it, finding that it wasn't deep, but a small trail of blood dripped from it.

"What did he have in that syringe?" he heard her mumbled as she too looked it over.

"What the hell just happened?" Roy asked in disbelief. "How did they know we were in here?"

"I..I have no idea." Riza muttered in disbelief. "I think we should grab Elysia and leave, now." she suggested, taking the jacket, then standing and walking toward the stalls, leaving no room for decline.

A/N: You thought it was Riza's panties Envy was after! LMAO! Sorry I haven't updated in so long. Homework, getting my hair and nails done, project which still isn't done. Heh. If I had enough time I might post another chapter today. Maybe.

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