Yellow!
Here's chapter 3, (it's cheesy! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED)
and
MAGIC STICK BUTTER!!
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Rukia ran all the way to her 'Thinking Tree" (which wasn't that far way-it was only three blocks away from the Kurosaki Residents. But still, when you're up in a tree, sitting on your really high, favorite branch, you can't help but feel a world away).
Rukia sat down on her favorite branch. She knew that she had to calm herself down, but she still couldn't help but think: 'WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?!?!' She took a breath. 'OK, OK, Rukia—let's calm down for a second. OK, good-now, let's list what happened in moment order--
I) yelled at Ichigo's window
2) Ichigo came out (with his shirt not present at the time)
3) We insulted each other
4) Th-then… Orihime came out and.. tried to make Ichigo shut up…
a-and then…I lost it…
...See, Rukia?!? There was nothing implying that Ichigo and Orihime were..uh, um (ahem), well yes. THERE IS NO EVIDENCE THERE!!!!….'
For that split moment, Rukia had her first encounter with a little sumthin'-sumthin' called "enlightenment". She felt like a cloud- so light, nothing pulling her down, no feelings at all-
'WHO THE HELL AM I KIDDING?!
I'M PISSED!! I'M PISSED AT ICHIGO- ORIHIME!! THAT DIRTY BITCH, HOW COULD SHE LIE TO ME!!?? I, I THOUGHT'- She crossed her middle finger over her index finger-'I THOUGHT WE WERE LIKE THIS!!'
'HOW COULD THEY HAVE LIED TO ME!??'
'…Or, at the least..' Rukia felt her eyes tear up 'why did they have to keep it a secret from me…?'
She silently cried in to the trunk of the tree, the tree now being her only source of comfort left in all worlds.
----(This is what happened when Orihime left Rukia and started walking to her OWN house, while Rukia started walking to Urahara's Ramen Shop)---
Orihime gave a big sigh. "I'm so glad that I told Rukia-san about my feeling for Ishida-kun. It's nice to know that she'll keep it a secret- even if she doesn't under why, she knows that it's important."
Orihime continued walking.
"It's nice to have Rukia-san around…I wish I could do something nice for her..."
Her cell started to rumble and go 'Beep Beep'. Orihime took it out and said "Hello, this is Orihime who is this?"
"Oi, Orihime- it's Ichigo. I need some help on that home work assignment; do you think you can help me?"
"Yes, I think I can! I'll be at your place soon-"
"But-"
"Bye!"
'Click!'
"Now where was I? Oh, yes- what could I that do that could show how much I appreciate Rukia-san? Hmmm…Oh, and what am I going to about Ichigo-kun and his home work problem? Hmmm..HEY!! ICHIGO, RUKIA!!"
Orihime happily clapped her hands together.
"Wow, they're names string together so perfectly! Ichigo and Rukia," Orihime sang happily. "Ichigo and Rukia, Ichigo and Rukia, Ichigo and Rukia-"
(SOME TIME LATER)
"Ichigo and Rukia, Ichigo and Rukia, Ichi-," Orihime stopped. There was something…something that was connecting with the two names 'Ichigo' and 'Rukia'. But what? 'Maybe if I say their names again, I'll understand what I'm trying to understand..'
"Ichigo and Rukia."
"Ichigo and Rukia."
"..Ichigo and Rukia."
Orihime's eyes grew big- she was having a revelation here!!
"THAT'S IT!' Orihime shouted "ICHIGO AND RUKIA!! THEY'RE A COUPLE!! (or more of) THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A COULPE!! HAHA, I FIGURED IT OUT!! YIIIIPPEEEEE!!" Orihime flew her arms up in the arm and did her little 'I'm a cute genius' dance, then (in this order) jumped up, pointed to the sky, shouted "NOW, TIME TO CONVINCE ICHIGO TO GO OUT WITH RUKIA—TO THE KUROSAKI RESIDENTS!!!"
-----(at the Kurosaki Residents/Rukia is at the Ramen Shop and will soon come here)---
"ICHIGO!" Orihime shouted as she pounded her fists on his house door. She was so excited about her revelation, she felt like she was going to explode. "ICHIGO-KUN!" 'Ha, ha, haa! Rukia-san will be so happy when Ichigo-kun finally asks her out on a date!! They'll be so happy together!! Hahaha!!'
"OI! STOP POUNDING ON THE FRONT DOOR, YOU'LL BREAK IT!!" Shouted Ichigo as he stomped down the stairs. "Now," he flung open the door "What, may I ask, is going with you?"
"Well, I-" Orihime stopped talking. 'Wait a minute—I can't tell Ichigo-kun "Hey, I realized how good a couple you and Rukia-san look". He'll think I'm crazy! Hmmm- I have to convince Ichigo-kun with out telling him, like give him hints or something.'
"Well?" said an irritated Ichigo.
"Umm…" Orihime was getting scared. 'What should I say?! I'll have to make up a lie, and a REALLY GOOD ONE TOO! But what?!'
"Umm…I..I, I"
"You what?"
"I…I LOVE YOU!" Orihime immediately covered her mouth.
Ichigo stared at her. His mouth was open. After regaining a little brain back he stammered "Y-y-you wh-WHAT?!?"
"OOHH ICHIGO!!" screamed Isshin, Ichigo's crazed, perverted dad. "HOW I'VE WAITED FOR THIS MOMENT!!"
"Where the HELL did you come from?!"
"THAT DOESN'T MATTER SON, BECAUSE," Isshin dramatically clenched his fist while tears were streaming down his face. "YOU HAVE FINNALY FOUND LOVE AT LAST!!! AND THIS IS NO PLACE TO CELIBRATE-" Isshin grabbed both his son and his 'new girlfriend' and dragged them up stairs. "QUICK, TO ICHIGO'S BED ROOM!!"
----(AT ICHIGO'S BEDROOM)---
"HERE WE ARE!" Isshin threw Ichigo and Orihime into Ichigo's bedroom. "NOW YOU GUYS 'CELIBRATE', AND ICHIGO-" Isshin threw him two packs of condoms "DON'T OVER DO IT!"
Ichigo and Orihime stood there gaping at him.
"I'M SORRY MS. ORIHIME, BUT I'M ALL OUT OF BIRTH CONTROL-"
"THAT'S ENOUGH OUT OF YOU PERVERT!!" shouted Ichigo, as he slammed the door in Isshin's face. He locked it (so that Isshin couldn't bother them again) and plopped down on his bed, he was already worn out. He lazily stared at the ceiling. "You can have a seat anywhere."
Orihime decided to sit at Ichigo's desk.
"Soo..Why are you here again?" Ichigo continued to look at the ceiling.
"Don't you remember? You called me on my cell phone and asked if I could help with our home work Assignment."
"Oh yeah..that's right..," Ichigo was still staring at the ceiling. After some time he asked "what are you writing about?"
"I'm writing about someone that I love."
"…How can you say that?" he whispered.
"Huh? What do you mean?" Orihime leaned over to try and get a look at Ichigo's face, but it wasn't working.
"How can you say that so boldly? Aren't you afraid about if that person found out they'd freak? Or is it that you're just lying about it?"
"N-no…I'm not lying about it. And I want him to find out about how I feel, that's why I'm writing about someone that I love."
More silence.
"..Who's the person?"
"Ishida-kun."
Ichigo spun around, facing her. "I-Ishida?! That wet blanket?!"
"Yes, him." She stared to giggle.
"What's so funny?!"
"Nothing, it's just Rukia-san…she calls Ishida-kun that too."
"Oh" Ichigo looked at his ceiling once more. Was it possible that there was something so fascinating up there, that it was more fascinating than Orihime her self? After some more silence, Orihime couldn't stand it anymore- she had to know.
"SoIchigo-kun, whoareyouwritingabout?"
"Excuse me?"
"Um, I mean, who are you writing about?"
"…Aahh…I wanna…," dragged Ichigo, still, STILL looking at that ever fascinating ceiling of his. "..I wanna write about some one that I love, but I can't come up with anyone…that's what I need help on."
'This is my chance!' thought Orihime. "Weell," started Orihime "How about I name some girls and we'll narrow it down? Kunieda Ryou."
"You mean the Track Star? No thankx."
"Mahana?"
"She's nice, but not my type."
"Michiru?"
"Nahh, to soft.
"Hmm, what about Tatsuki-chan?"
"What?! We're friends, and she doesn't like me in that way anyway."
"Well, I guess that leaves it to two girls then- me and Rukia-san."
"I thought there were more girls than that in our High School-"
"Well I'm saving time; now pick one- Me or Rukia-san?"
"Aaahhh.."
Orihime just thought of something that she hadn't noticed before. "Ichigo-kun, how come you are writing about someone that you love? It would be easier to write about one of your friends, but why someone you love?"
"aaahh..Orihime," Ichigo turned around so that he was looking straight at her. "I want you keep this a secret- I need you not to tell anyone."
"Ok"
Ichigo sighed. "I'm trying to write about someone that I love because of the prize-"
"NO WAY, YOU LIKE CHAPPY THE BUNNY TOO?!"
"NO! Orihime, I'm doing this so I can win the prize, but I'm not keeping it for myself- I'm gonna give it Rukia."
'That is full proof that he likes her. Yup, no mistake.' Orihime nodded with her inner thought. "So," Orihime tried to choose her words carefully "why don't you write about Rukia-san, then? You're doing this for her, so you must have some sort of feelings for her."
"I'm not too sure if I like her in that way." Ichigo said a little too fast.
Orihime was getting impatient-this was taking such a long just to get Ichigo to admit that he loved Rukia-san, and she had other things to do! 'I have to make Ichigo find out that he really does love Rukia-san, and quick! I have a life too! But what's a way to make him realize this? Hmmm,' Orihime thought, then she smiled smugly 'Hehehheh..i got it!' Orihime got up from Ichigo's desk and sat down on the end of his bed. She slowly crawled toward Ichigo, while trying to where a face that said "come get some".
"O-Orihime," Ichigo stuttered. Her face was now already so close to his and he was beginning to feel very hot. "W-What are you-?"
"Shhh," Orihime raised a finger to her pouted lips, then put it down and closed the gap between her and Ichigo. 'Uugh, I can't believe I'm actually kissing Ichigo. This is gorse! But, he doesn't stop at one point, then that means that he doesn't like Rukia-san. But if he does stop—then that means he likes, loves, has some kind of affectionate feel for her! XD !! But for the time being I have to make this a little less award for me. Got it! I'm kissing Ishida, I'm kissing Ishida, Ishida, Ishida!' To hurry up the 'admitting that he like's Rukia-san' scene that she could picture in her mind, Orihime started to unbutton Ichigo's shirt. It fell crumpled on the floor. They were still kissing. Orihime gave a soft 'moan', just to make this a bit more real for Ichigo.
Then, Ichigo did something that Orihime hadn't expected- he split the gap between them (Orihime was expecting that), shouted "Gaah!," shoved her forcefully off the bed and scrambled to the other side of his room.
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!" yelled Orihime as she rubbed her head.
"WHAT THE $&# IS YOUR PROBLUM?!?!" screamed Ichigo. "DON'T DO THAT!! DON'T DO THAT, YA HEAR!? DON'T DO THAT TO ME OR ANYONE ELSE, YA GOT IT?!?"
"ICHGO, IT WAS JUST A KISS!!"
"'just a kiss'? 'JUST A KISS' ?!?!?" Ichigo's brows (if it was possible), went lower than low- they went super low. "YOU $#&IN CAME ON TO ME!! JUST BECAUSE EVERYONE SEEMS TO DREAM ABOUT YOU GETTING HORNY WITH 'EM, DOESN'T MEAN THAT THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE-OTHER PEOPLE LIKE ME, WHO JUST $#&IN DON'T WANT THAT SHIT!!" Ichigo turned around and punched the wall. He was furious.
'He's mad…,' thought Orihime 'He's like…Super Saiyan mad..' Orihime had another revelation right then. "Ichigo," whispered Orihime "What I did…it was stupid." They both stayed silent.
………….
When it seemed like all of time itself had passed, Ichigo asked "…why..?"
Orihime couldn't help but laugh. Now that she had lots of time to think about it, she realized that her plan was, in fact, stupid. She couldn't believe that she had done it. "Ahh," Orihime laughed "To be honest, Ichigo-kun, I thought that if…if I kissed you, then you would realize how much you liked Rukia-san. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to upset you. I didn't mean to freak you out; I just wanted…I just wanted you and Rukia-san to be a couple…and be happy." Ichigo was still quiet. Orihime looked up at him. "Ichigo-kun, can you forgive me?"
Ichigo sighed. "Y'know," he started "that was my first kiss. Ever. And y'know somethin' else?" He turned around to face her. "That dumb-ass plan of yours? It actually worked." Orihime was beside her self.
"During that time…when we were y'know, kissin', I thought 'isn't this supposed to feel right? Like it's the best thing in the world?' but it wasn't feeling like that at all. Then, for some reason, I started thinkin' about one of my fights with Rukia. And I just couldn't help but notice how blue her eyes where. Their just so…intensely blue. Then this weird thought popped in my mind, 'What if I was kissin' Rukia right now?' That's when I knew, and I started panicking and having a spaz attack. And then I just lost my mind completely."
Orihime was in utter shock at this point.
Her 'stupid' plan worked.
1) Ichigo—ICHIGO KUROSAKI WAS ADMITTING THAT HE LOVES OR HAS SOME KIND OF AFFECTIONATE FEELING FOR RUKIA. (snap!)
2) Ichigo was admitting this to her.
Orihime was just about to think of her third one when there was a loud thump out side of one of Ichigo's windows. It was probably just a bird.
"So anyway, Orihime," Ichigo extended his hand to her. He was about to say 'Thank you for everything' but the loud, annoying, yet familiar shout of "Baka!" beat him to it.
Ichigo opened his window and shouted something back at Rukia.
Then Rukia shouted something back at Ichigo. Then a back-pack was thrown at Ichigo. 'This isn't right,' thought Orihime 'If Ichigo-kun wants Rukia-san, then they can't argue like this.' Orihime got up and tried to stop Ichigo from fighting with Rukia.
"Ichigo-kun! Stop fighting with Rukia-san!"
"Hey, don't interrupt!"
"But this isn't how you should be treating someone that you want to go out with-"
"Hey, not so loud-"
"BAKAA!" Ichigo and Orihime stopped fighting and saw Rukia running away.
"HEY, RUKIA! RUKIA!" Ichigo started panicking.
"Ichigo," Orihime put a hand on his bare shoulder. "I think we should leave this to her to work out." Ichigo stopped.
"But- Ok. Yeah, she needs to cool off some." Ichigo run his hand throw his hair. "Oi, since when have the window blinds been down?"
"I don't know…"
(OMAKE)
(ISSHIN) "hehehe, I knew they would forget to put the blinds down, that's why I did it for them!! Haha!"
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DAMN. THAT WAS SOME CRAZY STUFF.
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