Here's another story!

Hopefully, I'll update this one a lot faster

Than the last one!

Heheheheh.

I don't own bleach! duh, I mean, if I owned it, it would never get updated. I think I'd be fired- first day of the job! Hahaha...

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Other story: The Camera Man

Part One: The Hidden Camera

Urahara leaned against the counter of his Ramen Shop. He let out a sigh. All the stools and chairs and tables were empty. The Ramen bowls were getting dusty.

----(10 minutes later)----

Urahara shifted his position and rested his head against his arms. He let out a snort. Again, all the stools and chairs and tables were empty. The Ramen bowls were getting a second layer of dust.

---(5 minutes later)---

Urahara sprawled himself on the counter. He let out a "Nnnnnn…." The stools and chairs and tables were still empty. The Ramen bowls were starting their third layer of dust.

---(2 minutes later)---

Urahara did a handstand on the counter. He could feel the blood going to his head. Yet, no matter which angle he looked at the shop, it was still empty. Not even a tumble weed would roll by. The Ramen bowls hadn't even started their next layering.

---(47.5 seconds later)---

"Hhhaaarrrhhhh!" Urahara jumped off the counter and, again, looked exasperatly around at the Ramen Shop. "This is getting annoying—BUT IT'S GETTING TIDIUSLY BORING TOO!!" He started to pace around the shop while having one hand on his chin and the other toying with a pair of chop sticks. "Think Urahara, think!! That piece of sexy jelly that you call a brain must have an idea for attracting customers!! C'mon!" Urahara continued to pace around- "THAT'S IT!! I KNEW MY BRAIN WAS SEXY AND SMART!!" He shouted as he dashed into the main store, and into his office. He opened his closet and started to rummage through it. "I know it's in here some where…" He mumbled ever now and then.

"Master Urahara! What are you doing?" said that really tall man who wears the glasses and who has lots of muscles and who I can't remember his name right now, sorry.

"Oh, hey you- that really tall man who wears the glasses and who has lots of muscles and who Azuma can't remember his name right now, sorry- I'm just looking for- FOUND IT!!"

"Hmm?" that really tall man who wears the glasses and who has lots of muscles and who I can't remember his name right now, sorry, peeked over Urahara to see what he found. "Sir is that…?"

"Yup!! This is my old, dear friend, Video Camera!" Urahara held the 1997 object with pride. "How are you?" he started to rub his face against 'Video Camera'. "You've been hiding for so long that I thought you ran away! You sneaky little devil you!" Hearts started to pop out of Urahara's head.

"…Sir, what do plan on doing with, uh, Video Camera?"

"Hehhehhehhehheh…What am I going to do with it you ask? Hehehe, well…," Urahara leaned into that really tall man who wears the glasses and who has lots of muscles and who I can't remember his name right now,sorry's ear and whispered his devious plan.

"…Sir, it's great, but why must you call it 'devious'??"

"BECAUSE SHE'LL THINK IT'S DEVIOUS- DUH!!"

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hehehe

hey, thanks every one who reveiwed! I wasn't expecting that many!

and thanks always to the hit piont- I gots more than 5,000 now!!

thankx!