Yellow! l

ong time no read!

how's everyone's summer?!?

I don't own bleach, duh...but i do own a couple of the BLEACH japanese comicx...

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The Camera Man

Part 2: Urahara's 'devious' plan

"HO-KAY, EVERYONE! WELCOME TO THE URAHARA'S SHOP'S BOARD MEETING!!" greeted Urahara. Of the board meeting were Ururu, Jinta and Tessai. Jinta leaned over to Tessai and whispered,

"Hey, why are we having a board meeting? We've got better things to do."

"THAT'S BECAUSE," interrupted Urahara. "YOU ATTUALLY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO!! BUT THE MAIN PIONT IS THAT I HAVE SOMETHING EVERY IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU GUYS AND, we need more quality time together."

"Who wants to spend 'quality time' with you?!" snorted Jinta.

Urahara giggled. "Oh, Jinta-kins, you silly little boy!" sang Urahara as he ruffled the boy's red hair. "Ahem, anyway, back to more important matters. The first thing is that we would like to thank ChibiKitty 14 and MabudachiGirl for telling us what Tessai's name was!! Who knows what evil wonders would have befallen us if Tessai's name was never known??! And what else is there? Oh yes! Ahem." Urahara put on a grave face and spoke in a grave tone. "As you know, the Ramen shop that has been added only has one customer so far—Rukia Kuchiki. Even though she eats like a pig, she doesn't pay her bills. Obviously, we cannot destroy Rukia Kuchiki- because she's just too stubborn to die. And it would hurt other people's feelings. Thus making them hate us. So how do we solve this problem of no profits from the Ramen Shop?"

"We close it down." Said Tessai.

"We Torture Rukia into making her pay her bills- we destroy Chappy the Bunny." Said Jinta.

"Um…We sell more Soul Society merchandise?" said Ururu.

"WRRROOOOOOOOOOONNNNG!!!! WRONG, WRONG, WRONG!! ALL TERRIBLE ANSWERS" Shouted Urahara as he did a dramatic pose, in which he swept off his jacket and raised a pointing finger into the air. "WE MAKE A COMMERCIAL!!!" Everyone stared at him. Ururu was in disbelief. Jinta had a face that said 'the hell?'. Tessai started shaking his head. He knew what was going to come next. "IN THE COMMERCIAL, ISHIDA WILL BE IN THE KITCHEN COOKING RAMEN WHEN ORIHIME COMES IN! THEN THEY'LL HAVE A FOOD FIGHT AND START MAKING OUT!!!! AREN'T I A DEVIOUS GEINUS OR WHAT?!??!!!!"

Tessai was still shaking his head. He was so embarrassed.

"DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT DEVIOUS MEANS?!" shouted Jinta as he sprang onto his feet and pointed a finger at Urahara.

"YES I DO, JINTA!! IT MEANS SHIFTY, CRAFTY-"

"NO, IDOIT!! IT MEANS NOT STRAIGHT FORWARD, ROUNDABOUT-"

"Doesn't it mean both of those things?" Quietly asked Ururu.

"UH," sputtered Jinta. Then, quickly changing the subject: "DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH COMMERICAILS COAST?!?!?!!? WE'D GO BANK RUPT JUST PAYING FOR IT!!!!"

"H-E-L-LOOO!" Urahara lifted up his 1997 video camera. "IT WILL BE VIDEOTAPED WITH THIS, WE'LL USE REGUALR LIGHING-"

"THAT'S NOT EVEN DIGITAL!!!!"

"WHO GIVE'S A CRAP!?!?!"

"PLEASE, STOP FIGHTING!!!!!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!" wailed Ururu as waterfalls of tears sprayed down her face.

"She's right," said Tessai. "This argument isn't going anywhere. The readers are getting bore, sir."

"Fine!" Urahara stood up, frusterated. "I don't care what you think, I'll still make the commercial anyway!!" And he started to stomp back to his Ramen Shop.

"GOOD! THEN MAKE SURE TO PAY FOR IT WITH YOUR OWN POCKET MONEY!!!"

-------(In the Ramen Shop)------

Urahara slammed the door of the Ramen Shop, and locked it shut, muttering to himself. "Stupid Jinta…I DON'T NEED ALL THAT FANCY CRAP" He inhaled. "Easy, Urahara, let's calm down now…can't make that sexy, smart brain think clearly with all that negative energy going on now can we?"He inhaled again. "Good. Now, time to put this thing into action!!" Urahara picked up the phone that was supposed to be used for ramen delivery, but instead used it for prank calling, and saying pick-up lines. He dialed the number that he thought was Orihime's. The phone rang.

"Hello?" said a raspy voice. It sounded like the person on the other end was breathing through a gas mask or something.

"Hello, this is-"

"Luke?! Is this Luke?!? I AM YOUR FATHER!!!"

"Uh…This is Kisuke Urahara. That's the oldest joke in the world."

"OH," Darth Vader seemed sad. "It's never my Luke…BEEP."

"Jeez, that was weird," Urahara dialed another number.

"Hello?"

"Is this Orihime Inoue-san?" asked Urahara politly.

"Yes! Is this Urahara-san?"

"Yes, it is! I was just wondering if you and Ishida-kun would like to come over to my Ramen Shop and cook some ramen!"

"REALLY?!?! ME??! YOU'RE LETTING ME COOK SOMETHING?!?"

Urahara seemed taken aback. "W-well, yeah. Why not?"

"THAT'S GREAT!!" Orihime screamed. "WE'LL BE RIGHT OVER!!!" And she hung up the phone.

Urahara stared at his reciver. "What was that all about?" He thought aloud.

--------(At Orihime's House)------

Orihime grabbed her jacket, spatual, and threw herself out of her own front door, while somehow dragging along Ishida, who didn't know what he was doing at her house anyway. As Orihime was jumping down the stairs, she nearly missed hitting Tatsuki. "W-Where are you going, Orihime-san?!?"

"COOKING!!!"

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?" Screamed Tatsuki. "B-B-BBUT ORIHIME-SAN, YOU SHOULDN'T BE—NNOOOOOOOOO!!!" 'THIS IS BAD!!' thought Tatsuki. 'GOD KNOWS WHAT SHE'LL CREATE!!! WHY CAN'T HE LET ME KNOW TOO?!?!? AAAAAAARRRGGGGGG!!! IS IT TIME FOR THE APACOLPS ALREADY?!?!??"

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GASP!!! THIS CHAPER HAD NOTHING HAPPENING IN IT!!!

yeah, the first chapter doesn't really fit into this, but i came up with something that i really, REALLY, love.

I mean, it's crazy when it's gonna happen.

Which will be in the next chapter!!

I'M SO EXICTED!!!!