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Chapter Two
Well, we're back. Or I am anyway. I did this one by myself. To the reviewer that wanted Hinata, sorry, she's coming in the next chapter. Here we go!
Well, Suzie Yam moved, and we have no idea where she went. We find an apartment that has a radio and appears to be empty. So we go inside and are about to take the radio and run, before a five-foot bisexual walks out of the bathroom. It seemed to be a girl, but it had an Adam's apple the size of a baseball! We didn't stop and ask whether it stood or sat in the bathroom. We just took the radio and ran. He/She did nothing to stop us…
KWO- Listen, I don't want to deal with much. I had a long night with my girlfriend and my head still hurts… Okay, we're going to be continuing our interviews from awhile ago. From the Naruto cast, we have Gaara up first.
KWO- So, what's the best thing about being in an anime? (monotone)
Gaara- I don't get in trouble for killing people. (scary monotone)
KWO- What is your hobby?
Gaara- Killing.
KWO- Alright, we have a question from my sister. 'Have you ever dated before?'
Gaara- I did once. His name was Rock Lee. We dated for two minutes before I got bored and strangled him with my sand.
KWO- (Sigh) Alright, there's a rumor about Temari and Kankuro kissing. Is this true?
Gaara- How the fuck should I know? They can be rednecks for all I care.
KWO- Alright, Gaara. One more. What's your last name?
Gaara- (mumbles)
KWO- Sorry. Didn't catch that.
Gaara- Monkeyballs.
KWO- Bursts out laughing
Gaara- Die. (takes out an uzi and kills the KWO guy) Am I getting paid for this?
Peppy Peep- Hey! I'm the very Peppy Peep! I love cheerleading! Anywho, I'm your new host! Yay! Our next person is a person named Sockura!
Sockura- IT'S SAKURA!!
Peppy Peep- Whatever Sockura!
Sockura- growls SAY IT WITH ME! S-A-K-U-R-A-!!!!!
Peppy Peep- Alright, Sockura. I have a question for you. (long silence)
Sockura- WELL?! ARE YA GONNA ASK ME???
Peppy Peep- Oh yeah!! Why is your voice so high? You look like a guy!!!
Sockura- sighs EVERYONE KNOWS I LOVE SAUCE-GAY. I'D DO ANYTHING FOR THAT PRICK! SINCE HE'S GAY, I HAD TO GET AN OPERATION TO MAKE ME A BOY!
Peppy Peep- Wow. Blows nose in a tissue That's an inspiring sacrifice, Sockura. So, have you, ya know! winks
Sockura- NO! I'VE BEEN WORKING ON THAT THOUGH!
Peppy Peep- Anywho, since you're a boy, do you find any of your female co-workers attractive?
Sockura- HM, I THINK HINATA'S PRETTY HOT, BUT SHE REALLY FREAKS ME OUT! SHE--
Peppy Peep- Sockura, we haven't interviewed her yet! Do-not-say-anything! ding
Sockura- ALRIGHT. I THINK INO'S PRETTY HOT, TOO. I MEAN SHE HAS BLUE EYES AND BLONDE HAIR! ISN'T THAT HOT???
Peppy Peep- Doesn't Naruto have that?
Sockura- YEAH, BUT HE DYED--
Peppy Peep- SHUT UP! I mean, that is so awesome! Wait- he died?
Sockura- NO! HE DYED HIS HAIR!
Peppy Peep- Oh. Wait! You weren't supposed to say that!
Sockura- I WASN'T?
Peppy Peep- Anywho, do you have any last comments?
Sockura- SAUCE-GAY IS SO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peppy Peep- Okey-dokey! Bye Sockura!
Sockura- IT'S SAKURA!
Peppy Peep- Our last interview is Naruto! Yay!
Naruto- Sup?
Peppy Peep- Wow! Naruto, you look different! Your black!
Naruto- I'm not black. I'm wearing black. Retard.
Peppy Peep- But your head is black!!!
Naruto- (vein pulses) I dyed my hair black. My head isn't black. Retard.
Peppy Peep- You seem different somehow…
Naruto- Maybe 'cause I'm a Goth. Retard.
Peppy Peep- Ooooh. What's a Goth?
Naruto- (eye twitches) Retard.
Peppy Peep- Why do you keep calling me a retard?
Naruto- "Cause you are.
Peppy Peep- This question comes from my cute widdle brother! He wants to know if you like like anyone.
Naruto- shrugs I would like Hinata if she wasn't so--
Peppy Peep- Shhh! You gotta keep quiet about that!!We haven't interviewed her yet!!!
Naruto- (rolls eyes) Good luck when you do.
Peppy Peep- You're the lead guitarist of the Foxy Mommas Band, right?
Naruto- (nods)
Peppy Peep- Did you start it with anyone?
Naruto- Yeah. Sauce-gay.
Peppy Peep- Ooooh! What's your relationship with him?
Naruto- He tries to come onto me all the time. I've been staying away from him since he became gay.
Peppy Peep- Okay!!!! How'd you guys come up with the band name????
Naruto- Sauce-gay made it up. I just wanted the word 'fox' in it.
Peppy Peep- Why????
Naruto- (Gives a death glare)
Peppy Peep- Oh golly gosh! Is that the time??!!! That's all folkies! See ya next time!!!
Naruto- What about my 'last comments'?
Peppy Peep- We'll see ya soon!
Naruto- Wait! I didn't mean it when I said--
Next time… Hinata, Tenten, and Kiba!!!
-demonfox123