Disclaimer: I don't own Danny Phantom – I never have and I never will, simple as that.

Author's note: This was actually going to be an out-take of 'Ten Things a Sweet Guy Would Do,' but I thought it'd work better here than there.

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003 : Just a Joke

Rating : PG

Theme: #6. Soooo not funny! ; Sarcasm

January 15, 2006

"So, when's the baby due, Sam?" Tucker joked, smirking at his "clever" zing.

"December, why?" Sam answered, trying to keep the grin from blossoming onto her face. Her face looked curious to his answer, if there was even one there in the first place. Every so often she would torture them, so why not let this be one of those times?

Both he and Danny stopped walking and locked eyes on Sam, who continued forth.

"What?" Tucker asked, his eyes wide, an evident grin on his face as he turned from one to the other, Sam to Danny, to gauge each reaction.

"WHAT?" Danny paled, frozen to his spot. "You're just joking, right?" When she didn't say anything, he stressed, "Right?" A million thoughts ran through his mind at once: why didn't she tell me? How long ago did she find out? Was it that one time when—

Peeling in laughter, she replied, between gasped breaths, "You two are so easy. I could tell you the sky was purple and you'd believe me." Continuing to laugh, she placed a hand on her stomach, mimicking a pregnant woman rubbing her belly. "Do I look pregnant to you?" Then, getting a dangerous edge to her voice, she repeated, "Do I?"

"No, Sam, you're still as thin as ever," Danny said cautiously, not wanting to piss his girlfriend off. He then sighed a sigh of relief as he passed that war zone. Then, back to the original topic at hand, "Don't do that! You nearly gave me a heart attack. I'm already half-ghost, want to push the limits of that one?"

"Wouldn't that mean you'd have to do something in order to get her pregnant?" Tucker innocently asked, cutting into his question, watching as both of his best friends' faces burn red.

Sam laughed nervously and averted her eyes, looked at Danny, then averted them again from Tucker, choosing to walk ahead of the guys, "It was just a joke...you're the one who started it. Besides, that's guy talk, and I want no part of it."

Tucker glanced at Danny, who had a grin on his face, then whispered, "Will I hear about it later?"

Danny nodded, the grin never faltering, "Oh yeah."

"Guys!"

End Note:D Bwaha.

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