Muffy On Shrooms - Chapter Two

A/N : THANKS TO ALL THAT REVIEWED. I may or may not use your suggestions, but if I do, I'll mention you at the end of the chapter.

Disclaimer : I still don't own Arthur...so sad. Hahaha...

A few hours later, Muffy went home in her limo. The shrooms had worn off. She had felt like the day had just flown by, and she loved the feeling. She wanted more of those shrooms. When she got to her huge mansion, she yelled, "DADDYDADDYDADDY!"

He sighed, and then answered, "Yes, Muffin?"

"FIRST OFF, CUT THE MUFFIN CRAP. Second, WHERE THE HELL CAN I GET A HOLD OF SOME SHROOMS?!"

He gasped. Shrooms? Would he have to give Muffy the drug talk already?! "Uhm...Muffin...IMEANMUFFY...why are you asking about shrooms?"

"Cause pussy Arthur brought some today and they were great!" she grinned.

Mr. Crosswire glared into the wall. Arthur. That stupid, stupid child. Mr. Crosswire quickly got into his limo and went to the Reed's house. He rang the doorbell and thought to himself, 'What a disgusting house. I'm sure glad I'm rich..."

Just then, Mrs. Reed answered the door. "WHY HELLO THERE!" she said, a little too cheerfully.

But this was no cheerful matter. "WHY THE HELL DOES YOUR RETARDED SON HAVE SHROOMS? AND WHY IS HE DEALING THEM OUT TO ALL THE CHILDREN AT SCHOOL?!"

"Shrooms? My Arthur dearest?" she asked. "Why, he would never do anything like take shrooms...he seems more like the cocaine kind of child." she chuckled.

"Uh..." Mr. Crosswire never knew that Mrs. Reed was this out of it. "WELL MUFFY CAME HOME TODAY ASKING WHERE SHE CAN FIND MORE SHROOMS...AND SAID ARTHUR HAD GIVEN THEM TO HER."

Mrs. Reed sighed, and went upstairs to get Arthur. She found him eating mushrooms in the closet, shaking.

"WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?" Mrs. Reed yelled.

"Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-rooooooooooms," Arthur stuttered. "T-t-t-t-t-asttttty."

"Oh god..." Mrs. Reed sighed. She went back downstairs and left Arthur with his shrooms. "Mr. Crosswire, I'm sorry. Arthur appears to be intoxicated with shrooms...this isn't the best time to give him the drug talk."

Mr. Crosswire sighed and went back home. When he got there, he picked up the phone and called Harry Pringer. "Yes, I'd like to appear on the show with some family...ENEMIES."

To Be Continued...

Chapter Three coming out next week at the latest.

A/N Part 2 : Thanks to Vaporeon-Chan for the 'Harry Pringer' type idea.

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