Omg…Back from vacation, which was far from it, I tell ya.

I HATE road trips. I H-A-T-E riding in a car for twelve hours straight!

Try driving from Georgia to Ohio. TELL me if THAT'S fun!

No, it isn't, so there. I'll shootsie the next person that tells me driving for long periods of time is fun.

Na, I'm ok now. I'm happy, 'cause I'm HOME! Nothin like home, peeps. I'm feelin good.

MH: Now that you're done ranting again, it's been at least a week and a half since you've updated. Get ta work!

Yessir! Have fun, ya hear?

Roll a-la chappy!

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Thank you for the reviews, by zee vhay! Mucho appreciated!

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Marth continued walking down the hall, but with a perturbed look on his face.

Just WHAT is that insane hooligan planning? Marth wondered as he walked down the hallway towards his room. He took a sip of water from his cup, and peeked at his watch while holding the tumbler upside down.

His eyes shot wide open, and he spewed a cloud of water out his mouth, and gaped at his watch.

"9:38!?!?!?" He screamed. "I'm late for my job interview!!!"

He threw the cup on the ground, and dashed down the hall as fast as humanly possible while the sound of breaking glass decorated the air in the hallway.

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Mario walked out of the front door, having finished his breakfast. In his hand, he held a newspaper, and a cup of coffee to help him wake up all the way.

He tottered sleepily across the lawn, and around towards the back of the mansion, where there was a pool, a row of lawn chairs, and a huge garden with a greenhouse to the south.

The front of the mansion faced north, and the rear side of the mansion faced south. The Smash Mansion was located just twenty miles south of Smash City, where it lay among beautiful emerald hills and forests.

It was really pleasant outside the mansion, year round. Spring and summer were mild, and semi-tropical, without the uncomfortable humidity. Fall was nice and cool, and the forests around the mansion were like blazing infernos of color, while the air was crisp and clear. Winter was chilly, but it often brought soft dusty snow that easily packed together for good snowball fights.

Just living at the Smash Mansion was vacation. It was perfect for the scores of heroes that lived inside it.

Mario finally found his lawn chair, and he sprawled back in it with his coffee on a small table next to him, and with his newspaper on his lap.

He hadn't been sitting there long, when Link walked by, towards the garden.

He was dressed in clothes he normally didn't wear.

He had on sandals, a pair of dark green pants with the legs rolled up to make shorts, and a white shirt with what looked like half of a green jacket stitched to it.

"What's up with the outfit?" Mario asked politely.

"Oh, this? I've been living in a farm village just before our most recent adventure started. I've decided to be the mansion gardener." Link explained. "Just recently, we got chased by my ole neighbors when we landed in Hyrule the last time."

"Oh, yeah." Mario said, recalling the funny tale.

"Well, I'm off to fix up the garden, and maybe beat up the janitor if he even touches those new flowers Crazy imported. They were so expensive, I swear I heard Master hand's wallet screaming."

"Those singing flowers?" Mario asked.

"Yeah, those. Did something happen to them?"

"…Uh, not that I know of." Mario lied.

"Alright, then, see you later, Mario!" Link said while walking away. He soon disappeared among the foliage, leaving Mario alone to read his paper.

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About an hour later, the pool was full to the brim with playful people as they splashed each other, swam about, and played with stuff like beach balls.

Mario was still sitting on his lawn chair, but he was asleep, with the newspaper draped over his face and big snores emanated from under the paper.

SPLOOSH!!!!!

"WHAAAAA!!! MAMMA MIA!" Mario yelped in shock as a blast of water splashed on the paper, and soaked him through. He rolled off his seat and fell on the ground with a thud, then he sprung into the air and sued his Mario Tornado, causing wet newspaper to fly everywhere.

"Ha ha!" Roy laughed as a few of the younger smashers around him busted their guts laughing. "Mario's had a relapse!"

"What are you-a talking about?" Mario asked unconsciously with his accent.

They only laughed harder.

FWOOM!

Mario threw a fireball that hit the water, and erupted into a geyser of steam. In the middle of the pillar of steam, there was a huge splash.

Roy looked at it for about one second, before a wave of water erupted from it, and blew him backwards and underwater. He shot up and gasped for air, only to see Mario grinning mischievously.

"Water war!" Roy declared.

"You're on!" Mario said. He rolled up his sleeves, then pulled back one of his open palms, and threw it forwards. His firebrand attack sent a cloud of steam shooting across the pool, creating perpetual fog.

"Fog of war!" Roy cried. "Get 'im, boys!"

"And GIRL!" Nana yelled.

"And GIRL!" Roy corrected himself.

Roy, Ness, Y. Link, Popo, Nana, Yoshi, and Kirby swam towards where they thought Mario was. Mario quietly went beneath the water, and swam towards Ness.

"Incoming!" Ness screamed, who was tracking Mario with his PSI abilities.

Mario shot up from the water with a super jump punch, and the sudden Mario-displacement caused a quick hole in the water that drew everybody in and slammed them together, while Mario used a butt stomp.

Everybody pushed off each other just in time to avoid Mario, who came down with a huge splash. Popo shot a chunk of ice from his hand, and froze the water just above Mario's head. Mario swam away from the water that was freezing behind him, then he jumped out of the water again, and threw a fireball at the ice.

Nana and Popo created more ice chunks, while Ness threw them at Mario with telekinesis. Mario spun around with his Mario tornado attack and deflected the ice, when Kirby came up behind him, and spat a huge glob of water at him that knocked him off balance. Yoshi made eggs full of water, and passed them so that everybody could throw them. Mario used his firebrand two more times to keep up the veil of steam, then he hid underwater and charged up one huge spurt of flame.

Roy and co. kept throwing projectiles, when suddenly, the water in front of them erupted in a massive explosion, and hit everybody with warm water.

Mario started spinning and creating a whirlpool, which sucked in his opponents. Kirby inhaled a huge amount of water, then started shooting about like a speedboat against the current, which dispelled Mario's whirlpool.

Roy swam up, and seized Mario by the arms.

"Sorry, but we win today!"

"Pooh!" Mario said playfully. He jerked his hand loose and threw another fireball, and when the steam faded, he was gone.

Roy looked about, and Mario was sleeping on his lawn chair.

"Hey, Kirby…blast Mario with some more water. Use as much as you can this time, though."

"Poyo…" Kirby laughed evilly while rubbing his stubby hands together with a scheming look on his face.

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Link walked along the side of a hedge, then, when he got to the end, he flattened up against the leafy wall, and carefully peeked around the edge.

He saw a fountain, and a ring of a wide variety of flowers surrounding it, with a walkway going around that in a circle, with a few paths branching off it. There were a few benches, but Link didn't see what he was looking for.

In the distance, a loud yell followed by an even louder splash was heard, but he knew what he was looking for wasn't the cause.

Couldn't be that janitor. Link thought.

He stepped into the area, and sat down on a bench. In his hand he held a hose with an attachment on the end for spraying a fine mist.

He aimed the hose at the flowers, and started spraying nice, cool mist at them.

He was sitting there for a while, when, there was a high pitched scream.

Is it the flowers?!? Link asked himself mentally. He was answered when the Janitor ran past, with flowers chasing after him. Link looked at the flowers, and silently hoped he hadn't seen purple venomous fangs.

The janitor and the flowers disappeared, and Link continued on with his work.

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Marth ran towards a door, and quickly opened it, and dashed in.

"…WHEEZE…I'm so sorry, Mr. Tom." Marth apologized.

A generic manager spun around in his swivel chair, and faced the panting hero.

"You finally showed up…FIFTEEN MINUTES LATE." He said, placing such heavy emphasis on the last three words, that they fell out of the air, and created holes in the floor. "But, since you're the first person ever to apply here…"

"…Yes?" Marth asked apprehensively.

"Although I hate your guts, and care nothing for heroes, YOU GET THE JOB!!!" He cheered.

"Uh, wow, I don't know what to say!" Marth said, rubbing the back of his head.

"Don't say anything, and get to work, ya bum." Tom said, before throwing a pile of work clothes at Marth, who caught them and fell on the floor. "Get dressed, and get busy."

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I'll put more in next time…

Anyways, what's going to happen now? I'll take requests for which characters will appear in the next chapter, so, request away!

I'll take requests via PM, and reviews, so have fun!

ALSO, one character request per person, and no requests for a character that hasn't appeared yet…in the story series, I mean, so you have a pick from about sixty characters.

Have fun, and see ya!

With that said, Adieu, and Review!

-Shining Riku-