"Okay Lola, let's leave all your things…." Sasori's thoughts were interrupted.
"You are such a dumb ass! You can't pick houses out based on how close they are to your churches! God! Hidan! You are so selfish!" Hidan screamed.
"Seriosuly, shut up Kakuzu! You're the one who lived on Wall St. for one year and a half! See, you're close to money!"
"Oh go to hell! That was so different I was living in a financial district, I was trying to go places!" Kakuzu argued.
"Right, whatever Kakuzu! You're just jealous because my religion means so much to me that I want to be close to a Jasshin house of worship!" Hidan yelled.
"Oh, just…..screw you Hidan! You are so retarded sometimes!" Kakuzu said rolling his eyes.
"Anyway, Lola. Let's get to bed for tonight. I'm exhausted." Sasori took hold of her hand.
"Yeah, I'm tired too." Lola replied. It was late that evening. Hidan and Kakuzu were the only ones up at this point since everyone else was ready for bed and Itachi and Deidara were still packing. They knew the next morning would be crazy and so they wanted to get their sleep. Sasori took Lola into the apartment and they decided to have some chamomile tea before they called it an evening.
"You're pretty when you're this tired." Sasori told her. Lola laughed.
"God, Sasori you are so full of shit sometimes." Lola was still laughing. Sasori smiled.
"What! I'm serious." He reached out for her hand. But just as he leaned in to kiss her Itachi stormed into the living room. He was not only on the phone, but he was screaming into the phone.
"No, I'll tell you what! Two words FUCK YOU! No, no Sasuke you go to hell!" Itachi angrily stormed into the kitchen right past Sasori and Lola and went immediately to the bottle of Jack Daniels whiskey that was on the top shelf in the kitchen cabinet. "Sasuke! I don't care! You will NOT have 'guys night out' with Kabuto, Orochimaru and Kidoumaru! No, it's not cool it's fucking GAY! Oh what the hell ever Sasuke! No, see because I know you're not going to a strip club and besides, god if you ever actually go you would leave 20 minutes after you got there because there is too much smoke and you go home smelling like whore AND smoke….god that's awful!" Itachi paused long enough to listen and down at least 5 shots of whiskey, although he just drank out of the bottle. He was too pissed to pour it. "Alright, alright, you know what FINE. Go to Burger King on this 'guys night out' thing and don't come crying to me Kabuto tells you that you have a nice ass. Which by the way…YOU DON'T. But oh my god, two days ago I got these pants and…..oh god never mind! GOODBYE!" Itachi clicked the phone off and immediately started rubbing the sides of his head. Deidara came running out of the bedroom next.
"Itachi! Itachi! Did you tell him not to do it, yeah? Did you tell him about the awful whore smell, yeah?" Oh! Hi Lola!" Deidara said happily.
"That's it. That….is….it. Tomorrow, I'm taking my phone and Lola and I am done with Akatsuki." Sasori said.
"Awww, Sasori it's okay we can finish our tea in bed. They're just…..being them. Look honey, deep down you know these are your friends even though they're…you know…….stupid sometimes." Lola always knew what to say to make Sasori feel better.
"Oh my god is that Jack Daniels, yeah?"
"No! Deidara! No! The last time you drank too much whiskey you started taking your clothes off and you exploded a giant bird outside! That was not smart! Don't touch it! Besides, you're getting on a plane to Cancun tomorrow." Sasori warned.
"Hmmm, you are right Danna, yeah. That's not the drink for me tonight, yeah. Come on Itachi, forget about Sasuke's stupid decisions and let's finish packing, yeah." Deidara made Itachi put the whiskey away and drug him back into the bedroom so they could finish their packing.
"Alright Lola, let's take our tea and go to bed. I promise you that we will be woken up by those two in the morning." Lola smiled and followed Sasori into his room with their tea. It was true, they would probably cause a racket in the morning. But for now, sleep was very much wanted.
Once everyone else had fallen asleep, Itachi and Deidara had quietly put their luggage by the door and went to bed themselves. It would be a long day for them tomorrow.
One quiet night later……
The time was 6:30 am. Itachi and Deidara were the first ones up because they had to catch a cab to Dana and Marisol's apartment. They left without too much commotion, which was a relief to Sasori who was typically an early riser anyway. It was Deidara's job to leave a note before they left and of course that was a production.
As usual, Sasori woke up at 7:20 although he was so comfortable with Lola that he didn't get up right away. Hidan was actually the first one out of bed at 7:45. He went into the kitchen and found Deidara's note. He read it only to discover that the note made no sense at all and it wished everyone happy house hunting until they returned from Cancun. Hidan decided to fix a big breakfast since they had 2 appointments to look at houses today. He immediately got started in the kitched with eggs and bacon, he knew that would wake everyone slowly.
One giant breakfast later….
"Hidan, you make killer breakfasts." Kisame said.
"Seriously, thanks. I figured we would need the extra energy as we went to our house appointments today."
"Oh we will. I'm anxious to see these houses." Kakuzu said.
"Yeah! I want to go! I can't wait to leave!" Tobi was so excited.
"And to think, you found some eligible listings so quickly!" Lola said.
"Our first appointment is at 9:15 today and our second is at 1:30 so that will give us plenty of time to discuss the first house." Sasori commented.
"Hidan, since you made such a great breakfast I will help you clean up the kitchen and then we'll get ready for our first house appointment!" Zetsu declared.
"YAY!" Tobi started running around the living room. This was going to be a thrilling day.