Ok…Today, I think we'll follow a few of the special characters! Then, the next chapter will be the beginning of the auditions, which, I assure you, will be really…absurd.
Anyways, from here on out, I don't think I'll be as occupied with other things, and I suppose I'll update faster, but I'm not making any promises. I'm feeling pretty lazy nowadays.
I'm sorry if this is causing any inconveniencies to you people. So…let's get going before I bore you people with another rant.
MH: But, you're already ranting.
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MH: Oh well, here we go, everybody!
(MH opens the curtains)
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"Hey! You can't lock me up like this!" Wario yelled angrily.
"Get in there, and maybe in a day or two, we'll be willing to let you loose on parole." The cop carrying him growled.
Wario was wrapped up in a straight jacket made of tough rubber, and the cop carrying him was surprisingly thin for his strength.
The cop kicked open the cell Wario was to occupy, then, he threw the tubby motorcyclist in. Wario bounced off the back wall, and landed in the middle of the room while the cop shut the door.
"I hope you like solitary, pal." The cop said before turning and walking away.
"Hey, what are you in for?" A female voice asked.
"Me?" Wario asked the person. "…Just for being an idiot, I suppose. Don't I know you?"
"Yeah, Wario, you probably do, if you've paid any attention. I'm Aika!"
"Oh, that snotty pirate girl. What'd you get tossed in for?" Wario asked.
"I almost robbed a jewelry store…" Aika sighed sadly. "It's hard to break old habits."
"Say…I've got some gas…wanna bust out?" Wario asked mischievously.
"I may do it often, but I'm in no mood to get in trouble, thanks." Aika said.
"Fine then. Smell ya later! WHA HA HA HA!"
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Wario farted super hard, and the gas instantly disintegrated the rubber shirt, and the cell bars. Wario laughed again, just for good measures, then he bolted out of the room.
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Cloud was walking along the side of a street, towards a small town café.
He was being his usual expressionless self, walking down the sidewalk and scaring nearly everybody that looked at him.
He walked into the building, and instantly walked over to his recent haunt.
In the back of the dimly lit shop, was a table with a few people sitting around it. Cloud walked to the table, and sat down on the chair in the corner.
The people were revealed to be Luigi, Roy, and Pikachu.
"…Don't tell anyone." Cloud smiled.
"You have my word." Roy said pompously.
"Pika Pika Pi!" Pikachu squealed happily.
"If people torture me for information…don't blame me." Luigi said shyly.
"Who would want to know anyways?" Cloud asked.
"Let me guess…People wanting to ruin your life? Reporters, for example?" Roy said.
"Pika…"
"Yeah, you said it, Pikachu." Roy said.
"Well, what do you guys think about this play?" Cloud said.
"Personally, it's a load of posh." Luigi commented, examining his cup of espresso.
"Master Hand's lost his marbles." Roy said, wide eyes. "I mean, I don't think anybody expected him to do this."
"Pika Pika!"
"Well, let's go, guys. We have a few rounds to do at the hologram machine!" Cloud said.
"Yeah!"
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"WHA Ha ha ha!!!" Wario laughed wildly. He ran through the garage type area, and by scanning the area with his eyes, he found his impounded motorcycle. He jumped on the cycle and took off.
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Master hand was in his office, signing a few papers.
…They were resignation papers.
From various smashers. Among the list were General Ike, Queen Elincia, and many others.
Master Hand reflected on the mess of notes on his desk. Many of the heroes felt that their duty was done, now that the danger was past.
He sighed. It was fun having them all along, but, he wasn't their boss. They had their own lives to lead.
Hector, Ephraim, Lyon, and Erika were the only new fire emblem people staying. Eliwood and Lyndis were returning to Elibe, as they had ruling duties to do. Hector did as well, but he wasn't worried.
Vyse, Enrique, and Fina were staying too, and Aika HAD to stay, because she had stupidly gotten herself thrown in jail for attempted shoplifting. Riku left to go back to destiny islands, and Sora and Paul decided to stay. Lloyd and Collette had already returned to Sylvarant in search of their friends, who somehow went missing.
Everybody else was staying for the show, and for that, Master Hand was glad. There was going to be plenty of actors!
"…Man…Why do I have the feeling everything's about to go wrong…?" Master Hand asked himself as he slouched in his chair.
He had this foul premonition of impending danger, but he just couldn't put a finger on it. It was too far in the future to interpret, but still very close to deserve a good bit of attention.
He sighed, and started twiddling his fingers, when, the door in front of him creaked, and opened up a crack.
"Master Hand?"
"Come in, Cress. You don't have to ask me for permission to come in." Master hand sighed.
Cress walked in, and sat down in a chair in front of the desk.
The room was very dark, with no windows, and only one glaring lamp above Master Hand's desk.
"Cress…just by looking at your face…" Master Hand said.
"And judging by the way you're fidgeting…" Cress said.
"You're worried about something." They both echoed.
"…Do you have that one…ominous feeling?" Master hand asked.
"That something big's about to happen, and that we can't do anything about it?" Cress finished.
"Ah…so you've felt it too." Master hand said seriously. "…I've been feeling it every night since the world was pieced back together."
"Yes…I hoped never to feel it again." Cress sighed. "But why only at night?"
"There's nothing you can do about it, if he's coming back."
"You and I…we have so many untold secrets." Cress said. "Do you thing we should tell them the truth?"
"No, it's not their burden to carry. They've done enough." Master Hand said firmly.
"Then…" Cress said.
"No, Cress. We'll talk about that later…It's very late, and we should get some sleep." Master hand said. "…Anyways…I need some time to think…"
"…I do too…See you later Master Hand. Don't do anything without me around."
"I won't." Master hand assured him.
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Wario's face was plastered to a shop window.
Inside, were tons of super teched-out motorcycles. Wario was drooling as he looked at the cycles. He looked left and right really quickly, to make sure nobody could see him.
It was past midnight, and most of the action in the city was still. It was like a wasteland. A very quiet wasteland.
Wario stopped for a second, and froze. He felt the hairs on the back of his neck rise, like somebody was looking at him. The feeling stopped, then he made his move. He smashed through the glass window with a elbow barge, then he grabbed the motorcycle he targeted and ran out with it towards a gas can he had. He filled the cycle up, and took off with it, leaving the shop behind with the alarms blaring.
He drove down the street towards a jewelry store, and pulled out his wand, Goodstyle.
"Make me Thief Wario!" Wario demanded.
"Dear Sir! I would question the intelligence of robbing a-" the wand protested, but Wario interrupted him rudely.
"Ain't nobody gonna catch me." Wario said determinedly. "Just do it and be quiet."
Goodstyle obliged, and with a flash, Wario had on his thief outfit. Wario sprung up to the top of the building like a cat burglar, and walked over to a vent and opened it up. He slipped into the store, and nimbly avoided the security lasers while approaching a diamond necklace on a stand in the back of the store. He nicked it from its case, then he proceeded to steal every last bit of jewelry in the store, and packed it all into a burlap bag.
He escaped the store, and when he got to his cycle, he set the bag on the ground, and then he set up his cycle for the bag.
He looked at the ground, and now there were two bags.
"Wow! I hit it rich tonight!" Wario exclaimed happily.
"….Wreor."
"…Huh?" Wario said.
The bag opened up, and a blur shot out, leaving the bag flat on the ground.
"The cat's outta the bag, Wario!" A young voice chided.
"Felious! What're you doing here!?!" Wario yelled.
"Didn't you know? I'm a policeman." Felious smirked. "And, I think you're busted."
Then, a flood of police cars drove into the area, blocking it off and surrounding Wario.
"NOBODY catches me!" Wario shouted. He farted super hard and knocked all the police out, except for Felious. He dashed out of the way and vanished from sight, leaving Wario behind.
"Heh heh, he wasn't so tough." Wario boasted.
"Take this!"
Felious tackled Wario at top speed, sending the two rolling across the pavement in a cloud of punches and kicks. When Felious was on top of Wario, he kicked off him and flew into the air, landing on his feet. In another blur he shot past Wario and left a gash on his arm, which started bleeding .
"Ow! Now you've asked for it, Hairball!" Wario growled.
"You've breathed your last, scum." Felious hissed. "Shame you didn't use it on something nice."
"Bring it on!"
Felious yowled like a cat, then flew at Wario and attacked him in a blur of precise and lethal jabs. Wario managed to deflect a few of the lunges, but shallow stab wounds appeared on his arms quickly.
In a matter of moments, Felious subdued Wario, and had him on the ground, gasping in pain.
"Sorry, Wario, but today, you ALMOST escaped the police. We'll be talking to Master Hand about your punishment. If you're lucky, he'll let you off…AFTER you've paid for the cycle and the jewelry, and all the damages caused."
"…Dirty bugger." Wario cursed.
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Ok, that's all! I'll update again tomorrow, so expect me!
Thank you all for reading and reviewing, I really appreciate it! Character appearance requests are welcome, as long as it's a character that's already appeared in either Supremacy, or this story!
With that said, Adieu, and Review!
-Shining Riku-