"Hey, hey, hey do I look good? Psssst, Deidara, do I look good? OH MY GOD! DEIDARA, LISTEN TO ME!" Itachi screamed.
"Aaaggghhhh! Itachi! You totally scared me like…..to death or something, yeah. I was totally into this article in Cosmo about sunless tanner, yeah. What do you want, yeah?" They hadn't been on the plane 30 minutes and Itachi was already in panic mode.
"Do I look good today?" Deidara leaned over.
"Is that MY Sean John Unforgivable, yeah. Oh my god, that is MY signature scent not yours, yeah."
"Oh my god, dumbass just tell me how I look!" Itachi glared.
"Oh, you look good, yeah. Wait…..you're not going to ask Dana on this smelly plane are you, yeah?" Deidara asked.
"Shut up! Dana and Marisol could come back from that bathroom at any second!" Deidara put his magazine down.
"That bathroom is the size of……well something small, do you think they both fit in there, yeah."
"No Deidara, it's the syste,. See, Dana goes in, Marsiol watches the door and vice versa. See when I go to the bathroom you are going with me." Itachi insisted.
"Oh, okay." The airplane stewardess was walking down the aisle. There were two stewardesses one working the front of the plane and one working the back.
"Hi can I get you something to drink?" she said politely.
"Oh, oh, oh, yeah, um, okay could I get a diet sprite with a lemon, wait…..ummmm, no Marisol wouldn't want that, yeah. Okay how about….do you have flavored water…WAIT! Okay, I need diet lemonade the kind that's low sugar and some reduced calorie iced tea, yeah." Deidara smiled at the stewardess.
"Sir, we have water, Diet Pepsi, regular Pepsi, Moutain Dew, and carbonated water." Deidara was upset.
"I'll take water and Diet Pepsi, yeah." He told her.
"And, for you sir?" the woman asked Itachi.
"Two Diet Pepsi's." He answered. Just then Dana and Marisol returned.
"Oh my god, Itachi there is no way we'll be having sex in that bathroom like we did when we flew to New York, yeah." Dana said right in front of the stewardess. The stewardess looked at Dana with a horrified look on her face. "Oh! I'm sorry, are you the captain of this plane, yeah?" Dana said. Dana didn't wait on an answer she just quickly took her seat followed by Marisol in between Deidara and Itachi.
"Okay guys, let's leave to see that first house!" Sasori called from the living room. "It's just a quick cab ride across town, we can all pile in." Sasori corralled everyone to the front door and outside into their parking lot.
"Oh my gosh! I can't believe we're looking at a house I'm just so excited and I can't believe it. It's going to be so fun! We're looking at houses today! I can't wait! I hope there's a big yard! I love yards! Do you think there will be a yard?!" Tobi was wound up.
"Tobi, relax, here comes our cab, yes there will be a yard." Sasori answered calming him down. Zetsu was the first in the cab, then Kisame, then Hidan, Tobi and Kakuzu sat up front with the driver (he had the money), Sasori threw himself on top of everyone else in the back seat which left Lola on top. Sasori hadn't completely thought this through; he was the one with directions for the driver. The cab hadn't taken off yet.
"Okay, Lola, you're going to have to get into my pants and get the directions. Kisame….shut up." But it was too late Kisame was already laughing. "Wait hold on, I need to flip around here, hold on." Sasori squirmed until he was facing Kisame now.
"God! You are skinny! How much do you weigh now?" Zetsu said, his giant plant head crammed into the back glass. The only problem was now Lola's head was resting on Sasori's abdomen, this only fueled Kisame.
"So how many times have you two been in this position?" he asked still laughing.
"Shut up! Okay Lola, honey, hand these to the driver."
"Damn it Sasori I really wanted to see Lola get those."
"Kisame I swear to god, I am going to kill you later if you don't' shut up." Lola took the directions and handed them to the driver.
"Lola seriously, I don't really want to touch your ass because I know Sasori will glare at me, but I have no damn clue what to do with my hands." Hidan said as the cab driver floored it out of the parking lot.
"Dude, put your hands wherever you have to Lola is a lady, she'll understand." Sasori said. Lola laughed. Thank god this cab ride was short. They arrived at their destination and skillfully poured out of the car.
"Wow, the house is really nice, cute almost." Sasori said admiring the two-story house. Everyone else soon joined Sasori and Lola. Naturally, Tobi went running straight for the yard.
"Hi, I'm Sasori, this is Lola and we're here to see the house." Sasori said to the realtor.
"It's very nice to meet you come with me I'll show you all the house." The realtor said.
"Oh….that's our friend…..freaking out in the yard." Sasori told her. And with that said the realtor led everyone else into the house. "Nice entrance, I like a house with wood floors." Sasori said to Lola. She shook her head in agreement.
"Hey, why do you think that realtor keeps looking back here at me?" Zetsu asked Hidan softly.
"Seriosuly, it's probably because I brought my scythe and well….dude come on you're a plant man." Hidan said. Zetsu sighed.
"You're right. Dude, how did you get that thing in the cab?" Zetsu wondered.
"Seriously, jammed it in the trunk."
"Excuse me, what is the cost on this house?" Kakuzu asked whipping out his calculator.
"The owners are asking 165 thousand." The realtor answered. Zakuzu started punching numbers wildly into the calculator.
"Can we see the upstairs?" Sasori asked. And so the realtor led them upstairs.
"Oh skylights, that's a nice touch." Kisame said looking above him.
"Seriously, I'm going over to the window to check on Tobi." Hidan said. As expected Tobi was rolling around in the grass. It was only a matter of time until he found the squirrel over beside the tree. Sasori was making mental notes like crazy as they all examined the rest of the house. It was time for them to go outside and see the back patio and yard where Tobi was happily situated.