Sorry about the late update! I did say to a few people I'd update today…but man, is it ever late!
MH: Today, the smashers are to audition for the fairy tale plays, and for Shakespeare's "The Taming of the Shrew". If any of you like very good plays, I do believe you'll enjoy this one, as it is very humorous!
I do a lot of reading. I'm one of those bookworms, or, more recently, a computer story worm. Anyways, let's get going! This'll be hilarious, trust me!
I don't let you down…often, at least, right?
Let's go! He he he…time to put moi craziness to the test!
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"Ooooohh…" Master Hand groaned. He sat up in his office chair, and stretched his fingers out, then he used his index finger to silence his alarm clock.
Upon a closer look, it was seven in the morning.
"…Darn it, I fell asleep while thinking." Master hand sighed.
He stiffened, just as a thought popped into his head.
The Auditions!
Master Hand sprung up, and flew over to the intercom speaker. He pressed the red button on it for speaking, then, he began talking.
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"Good morning, Everybody!" Master Hand called out. "Today, as you all know, it's Audition day! You know what that means…GIT YER BUTTS IN THE AUDITORIUM!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!"
"Mamma mia…Just when we thought he'd stop doing that…" Mario said.
Luigi replied with a loud snore.
"Oh, brother." Mario sighed as he jumped off the top of the bunk to wake his brother up.
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Shortly after he aired the news, Master Hand was in the auditorium with everybody that stayed assembled.
"Now, as you all know, we have five plays that you all can audition for. Knowing some of you, you may sign up for every play." Master Hand said.
"You won't catch me dead signing up for this." Snake growled.
"Me either." Ganon insisted.
"You will." Master Hand commanded loudly. "You all will sign up for at least ONE play…Or, you will be doing Community Service for the rest of the vacation!"
Everybody screamed in horror.
"Ok! Now that we understand each other…Let's do it!" Master Hand cried exuberantly. "Crazy…Papers please!"
Crazy flew into the room laughing like the maniac he was, and he threw the notepad down on Master Hand's podium before flying off-stage and crashing through the wall he entered from.
"…Anyways, just a reminder, the plays we'll be doing, are, Hansel and Gretel, Red Riding Hood, Jack and the Beanstalk, Rapunzel, and, for the millionth time, the Taming of the Shrew."
"Who would name it THAT?" Samus asked rudely.
"Somebody who knows symbolism well." Master Hand commented idly while shuffling the papers.
"Oh, what the heck." Samus said. She was in her zero suit, and lately…she had taken to carrying around either muffins or biscuits. She crammed the muffin in her mouth, and walked up to the podium, and a line formed up behind her.
She put her name under The Taming of the Shrew, then she walked off stage to allow a disgruntled Marth to sign up as well. His normally sleek and shiny blue hair was a mess, and there was a faint odor about him.
After a few minutes, everybody signed up for at least one play.
"Thank you…And while I take a few minutes to consider these lists, I want you people to just, socialize." After saying that, Master hand flew behind the curtains at the back of the stage, and left the crowd alone.
"…Would you believe me if I said I signed up for every play?" Ganon whispered to his ex-nemesis Link.
"I don't know." Link said thoughtfully. "That would depend on how much Coffee you've had today."
"I knew I should have had a cup before coming down." Ganon pouted.
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"So, which play did you sign up for?" Roy asked Cloud.
"…Rapunzel, and that Shrew one." Cloud replied gruffly.
"Oh? I signed up for that one too!"
"I think a lot of people did." Marth said.
"…Ugh!" Roy crinkled his nose at the stench. "What happened to you!?!?"
"A big yellow cloud, that's what. I've been trying to wash it off ever since." Marth sighed dejectedly.
"Try tomato juice." Mario whispered. "If you ran into one of Wario's gas clouds, it's just like skunk musk. It'll work, I'd know."
"Thank you." Marth smiled. "Hey, what do you think about some of the people that left? They didn't seem happy…"
"Maybe something happened?" Roy suggested.
"There hasn't been anything on the news, so I guess everything's ok." Ephraim leaned in from his seat a row back. "I'm not worried about Renais. They're doing ok without me or Erika around."
"Still…" Lyon said.
"Still what?" Everybody around asked.
"Everything's too quiet." Lyon said simply.
"…"
"…We'll keep our eyes open for anything suspicious." Marth said. "I didn't think of that."
"Then, you haven't possibly stayed up late at night, have you?" Zelda said quietly.
"I go to sleep early." Roy said helplessly. "What can I say? I play and eat like a kid!"
"Yeah, we should call you the Kitchen Cleaner!" Cloud joked.
"Hey! At least I don't eat as much as Kirby or Yoshi!" Roy protested.
"POYO!"
"Now, now, Kirby." Yoshi comforted the puff. "They weren't dissing you! It's fine."
"The lady has a point. Listen." Meta Knight said.
"As I asked, have any of you stayed up late at night, lately?" Zelda asked.
"Like before…Nope!" Roy said.
"I have." Lyon said.
"So have I." Aliana spoke up suddenly. "I get this really weird feeling, that we're being-"
"Watched." Jun said.
"Only magical people, so far." Cloud said. "Anybody see any patterns?"
"People that have connections with the flow of magical energy." Lyon echoed. "I haven't had the 'watched' feeling, but I've sensed odd ripples in the magic flow."
"I've felt both." Zelda said. "Just between all of us, let's keep our eyes open."
"Got it." Everybody echoed.
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Everybody sat there for a bit afterwards, just prattling on about random nothings, when Master Hand suddenly sprung out from behind the curtains!
"Alright, everybody! I've tallied up the people, and I've found perfect matched for all the characters!"
"Woo hoo." Ganon said in monotone, waving a tiny flag.
"…Ok, anyways, I'm going to post the list up on bulletin boards around the mansion, and I'll be sending you all that are in the plays your lines, so you can study them. Oh…and Mewtwo?"
"What?"
"Come with me." Master hand said.
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"What'd I do this time?" Mewtwo asked gruffly.
"I'm not stupid, Mewtwo." Master hand said as he turned around. "You didn't sign the roster. You had G&W forge your name."
"So?"
"It's Spring Cleaning for you, Pal!" Master Hand said. He threw a bucket and mop at Mewtwo, who attempted to catch it with his mind, but was forced to catch it with his hands.
"Why couldn't I use my mind!?!?" Mewtwo yelled, distressed.
"Because, that set is a 'gift' from me. Afraid of a little labor?"
"Grr…I'll get you for this!" Mewtwo yelled.
"Now, to put up those lists…" Master Hand said to himself as he floated away.
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Later…
Around the mansion, a few groups of smashers were gathered around news boards in the hallways, showing who got parts for what.
"Unbelievable…:" Ganon moaned. "I get to be the witch in Hansel and Gretel, and the witch in Rapunzel!"
"I get to be the wolf in Red Riding hood." Fox commented calmly. "So what if you look like a witch?"
"WARLOCK!"
"Hmm, musta gotten it from your mom." Fox said.
"Get over here so I can strangle you!" Ganon roared. He turned towards the foxy smasher, only to see he was already gone. "C'MERE!"
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"Looks like I get to be the hunter in Red Riding Hood." Matt said.
"That's nice!" Fox yelped as he shot past, closely pursued by Ganondorf.
"I'm Jack!" Y. Link piped up happily. I get to steal a golden goose!"
"Whahoo." Popo said in monotone. "As expected, Nana and I are Hansel and Gretel."
"We get to eat lots and lotsa candy!" Nana squealed.
"I didn't get picked, so I'll just watch ya people suffer." Ness smirked playfully.
"Because you got no acting skills!" Y. Link taunted. Ness immediately went red.
"I can too act!" Ness protested.
Everybody laughed, while Ness stood there blushing like a ripe tomato. Fox zipped past, and shortly after, Ganon appeared, panting heavily and lumbering after him.
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Later…
"Man…" Ganon sighed. "I'm tired of behaving! It makes me feel…Ewwy!"
"I know how you feel." Bowser said. "Say! I've got an idea!" He cried, snapping his fingers.
"And what would that be?" Ganon said softly.
"We'll have a 'naughty' day!" Bowser cried triumphantly. "Just one day! Half a day, even! Just to let us loosen up a tad bit."
"By jove, you've got it!" Ganon cried, jumping up. "So, what'll we do!?!?"
"Hmm…Let's go visit mute city!" Bowser said after a moment.
"And what will we do there?" Ganon asked.
Bowser leaned over and whispered in his ear, and an evil smirk covered Ganon's whole face.
"I LIKE the sound of that, pal!" Ganon said.
"Partners in crime!" Bowser said. "…But, it's not a crime, because it happens all the time! We'll be fine."
"I sure hope so." Ganon said.
C. Falcon was around the corner, listening to the two plotting.
One idea flashed through his head, and he really didn't like it.
He silently turned, and walked towards the garage where his race ship was parked. He had a long day of preparation ahead of him.
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He he he…So………………………..
Yes, I'm getting you all tense. I have a sub plot going on that leads to the next episode in the Supremacy saga, but, you people will just have to ponder the mysteries as they come! BWA HA HA HA!
MH: Time to activate the evil nefarious plan blocker again.
(And so, while I am ranting on, it is all bleeped out.)
And that's it! Pure genius! HA HA HA!!!
MH: Yup, perfect. Anyways, see you all next time! There'll be another update soon, so be expecting us!
With that said, Adieu, and Review!
-Shining Riku-