Ok, time for a bit of good old madness, and in a few chappies, I'll get back to the main plot! I'll reveal more of the smasher's roles in the plays as we go along.

MH: Yes, today, we will hang out with some people that have an Urge to be Naughty!

Yep! Today, Bowser and Ganon are the stars of the show! So, let's go!

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"WHAT the CRAP is Captain Falcon doing in there!?!?" Seth shouted.

"Sounds like to me he's dismantling his car and building it back up." Link said. "He's never been this fervish before. He's never worried about winning his races…he just DOES it."

"Yeah…That's the picture I got, too. Heck, I've watched him race on TV, and he doesn't even worry!"

SLAM!!!

"I am…FINISHED!" Captain Falcon cried triumphantly. "Tomorrow, there's no way I'll lose!"

"Cheers!" Link said.

"Thank you, Link. I heard the comment, Seth, and I appreciate that too. Well, now that my business here is done, I have elsewhere to go. See you at the track, boys!" C. Falcon said as he walked off.

"…Ok, something has him worried." Link finally said.

"I thought we decided that already!" Seth exclaimed.

"No, we didn't. And besides, you could see by the way his mouth twitched."

"Really? I didn't notice…"

"You haven't been with him for a few years. It's hard to notice."

"I'll take your word for it, then." Seth said.

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Later…

Cheering.

Lots of it.

Captain Falcon ran from the doorway as the announcer called his name out, and he stood by his car for a moment to show off to his fans before hopping into the Blue Falcon.

"Captain Falcon's all set, and now that all the drivers are properly introduced, get ready!

On your mark…Get set…

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!!!

Captain falcon's engines screamed, and then, he instantly shattered the sound barrier as did everybody else in the race.

The contestants roared out of the stadium where the starting line was located, and headed down the track. The course was located somewhere is Mute city, which was recovered already from the disaster from their latest adventure.

C. Falcon steered between ships as they closed in on him, then he floored his pedal and his ship shot out from between two cars as they crashed into each other.

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"C. Falcon seems to have this one in the bag, already!" The announcer cried excitedly. "Just look at him go!"

"…Wow." Seth said. "He really IS going faster than usual. Think it involves what happened earlier in the garage?"

"I guess so." Link replied.

Just behind them a row, sat Ganon and Bowser.

"I think it's time for us to start. We have a minute to get down to the front rows." Bowser whispered.

"I get ya." Ganon whispered back.

They got up, and walked off as if going towards a concession stand, to avoid suspicion. They walked down a few hallways and staircases, and ended up right by the road, amidst a crowd of fans.

"They won't know what hit 'em!" Bowser cackled.

Ganon shared a quick evil laugh with him, then, when the announcer, well, announced the coming of the racers, they made their move.

When C. Falcon passed, they vaulted over the railing, and landed smack in the course of oncoming racers.

"Whoa! Look there, two people just jumped on the pitch!" the announcer cried.

People screamed as the anticipated crash quickly came into play, but instead of Bowser and Ganon getting hurt, the cars started flying like mad, while a few managed to squeak past them.

Left and right, Bowser and Ganon smashed any F-Zero race car that got close, sending tons of parts flying everywhere, miraculously without hurting anybody, even the drivers…too badly…

"Ha ha!!!" Bowser laughed wildly. "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY!!"

Ganon laughed along with him, while using a long sleek machine named the Death Anchor as a bat. He swatted a machine off the track, and it flew into the air and exploded like a gigantic firework, while the driver flew off in his ejection pod and parachute.

"Master Hand! Do something!" Zelda shouted above the din.

"I can't." Master Hand said. "Believe it or not, there's no laws saying random people can't jump around mauling the machines."

"Yeah, remember that one day we battled on the Mute City course during our Melee tourney?" Marth said.

"Oh…Yeah." Zelda said.

"Even then Bowser and everybody else was smashing cars, just for the fun of it. Relapse, I guess."

"If that's the case…My friend there has good tastes!" Link said. "Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some SMASHING business to attend to."

"I feel I'm up to some smashing…Midna, would you like to tag along?"

Midna popped up from Zelda's shadow, and floated about on her back like she was floating in water, with her two hands behind her back.

"He he he…Count me in! I'm bored to tears." Midna said, sounding like her usual mischievous self.

"Race you there!" Link said, jumping over the rail in front of the seats into another aisle below, which he ran down towards the course.

Zelda just simply warped to the bottom, and waited for Link to catch up.

"Hey! No fair!" Link cried.

"First one to ten KO's wins!" Zelda taunted.

"I'll win this one!" Link said determinedly. He jumped over the rail onto the road, and quickly began smashing up race cars, while Zelda warped down and started blowing cars to bits with Din's Fire.

The road became a full out brawl as the smashers did their work, smashing cars left and right. There were hundreds of racers, for some reason.

Bowser smashed a car, and froze for a second when he realized it was just a normal car, not a F-Zero racer.

"Hey, what're a bunch of losers doing here?" Bowser asked his partner. "I just threw a guy, and he had a buggy!"

"So what?" Ganon said. "Smash 'em harder!"

"I heard that one!" Bowser chuckled before resuming the senseless bashing of idiot racers.

There was a sudden loud roaring, as Captain Falcon's car came screaming back through the finish line. Everybody scattered, except for Ganon and Bowser, who were too preoccupied smashing racers.

There was a boom as C. Falcon Hit the two, and both of the pranksters were splatted on the windshield of the Blue Falcon.

"Look at them go!" The announcer cried. "I wonder…Has anybody ever survived one hundred G's, and with no wind protection?"

"No." Master hand said, appearing behind him.

"And there you have it!" the announcer said. "Now, while the victor does a victory lap, I'll go get myself some coffee!"

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"WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!!!!!!!!!!" Bowser and Ganon screamed at the top of their lungs, even though nobody could or would hear them.

Captain Falcon yelled as he tried steering, but he couldn't see a thing, with two of the biggest smashers ever plastered to his windshield.

He swerved left, and right, but failed to swing the two off. In his confusion, he didn't see the guard rail.

He smashed right through it, and plummeted through the air, a good ten miles above Mute City.

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"Mmm…Good Coffee!"

SLAP! Master hand slapped the announcer on the back of the head, and he started doing his job again…not that he was being paid for it. Or, not that he wasn't couldn't be paid for it, but that doesn't make sense, now, does it, matey?

"Man…Look at that!" The announcer cried. "Falcon's past the guard rail, and he's taking the old death drop to the city below…"

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C. Falcon pressed a button on the dashboard, which caused a few thrusters underneath the ship to activate. The jets slowed the fall, while stabilizing it. The moment the machine stabilized, it rocketed forwards like a missile, right through the top of a gigantic department store.

They smashed through the wall, and Ganon and Bowser were subjected to loud torture as they shot through the kitchen section, hitting their heads on a continuous line of pots and pans.

They hit another wall, and shot out from the building, through another just next to it.

Buildings randomly blowing up around them as they shot through the city, causing so much damage it was like Wario farted on an Atomic Bomb.

Needless to say…Master Hand wasn't pleased.

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"You two destroyed Mute City." Master Hand said simply. "Have you anything to say for yourselves?"

"…" Both the smashers remained silent, partly because they thought they were in trouble, the other partly was because they were suffering from third degree wind burns…which ARE possible, but I'd question the 'third degree' part.

"…Come on, you guys!" Master Hand said. "I want to know what you think about it, so we can stick the pictures we took in the yearbook!"

"Really!?!?" The two cried excitedly.

"My personal wish has been made true." Master hand sighed. "I never hoped to see the day Mute City would burn to the ground…However…"

"What?" They asked, crestfallen.

"There's still the matter of how much money you owe the racers you smashed to solve."

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Tsk Tsk.

Lesson number one: Don't destroy other people's property!

MH: Really, though, Mute city's full of nasties.

Oh well, anyways, sorry it was short. I changed my mind about doing a long chapter of it, for some reason I got bored of it rather quickly. Next up, a chapter with the Cootie wimp, Mewtwo!

Watch as he battles the evil scum of the universe…in his own basement! BWA HA HA!

I'm overdoing it…Oh well! See you all next time, and I hope you had fun!

With that said, Adieu, and Review!

-Shining Riku-