Sasori, Lola, Kisame, Zetsu, Hidan, Kakuzu and Tobi had arrived at the second house they would see for the day. Once again, Sasori took care of all introductions. This was only a one story house, but it was spread out. Kisame was skeptical. But Tobi had found the yard so that would keep him entertained for a good 30 minutes.

"Now, can I ask a personal question, are you all related?" the realtor asked.

"Oh no, you see we're a top secret criminal organization. We're known for our criminal acts and our……parties." Sasori said that last part under his breath.

"Oh…." The realtor said.

"Oh, oh don't worry, we love animals and Kisame loves flowering plants, so yes we're criminals…but with a soft side." Sasori defended them.

"Why des your friend have a scythe?" the realtor asked.

"He's VERY religious. See! We have morals too!" The realtor started at Sasori and then Lola.

"So it's the seven of you that will be living here?" the realtor asked.

"You know, let's not talk numbers yet why don't we just check the house out." Sasori said laughing nervously. Everyone quickly followed behind Sasori hoping this woman wouldn't ask any more questions.

"Now, I should tell you all that some of this house's features include a walk-in closet, a spacious master bedroom, newly replaced windows and appliances, and skylights in the living room." The realtor said. "I would also like to add that this home is in a wonderful neighborhood…..you all….don't have a criminal record do you?"

"Does getting the cops….oh!" Kisame had just elbowed Zetsu hard in the stomach.

"Dude, shut up! She's already a skeptic! Hidan brought his scythe for god's sake!

"This is also a very nice kitchen for those of you that cook…..um…..why is there someone in the yard chasing birds around?" the realtor asked.

"Oh god." Kakuzu walked over to the door. "Tobi! Get in here NOW! Quit being a dumb ass!"

"But, but, but, Kakuzu! This yard is…..terrific!"

"Well…..Deidara orders you in here NOW!" Kakuzu knew that would work.

"Deidara….senpai? Deidara, senpai! Deidara senpai! Deidara….. hey, Deidara isn't in here." Tobi said now that he had run like a maniac toward the house.

"Um could I as…."

"Wait….YOU'VE been asking us all the questions here. Now it's our turn. When was this house built? Was it one owner? Are there cracks in the foundation? When was the last time the roof was inspected? Does it have central heating and air? Does this house run on gas or electric? Were the previous owners smokers and why are they selling for this particular price? Do you have any insurance reports covering issues such as termites, water/smoke damage, or insulation problems? And finally, I'm a lawyer and we have the right to walk away right now therefore causing you to lose any commission you MIGHT get by showing this house today." Lola had saved the day. The realtor just stared at her. Sasori's mouth hung open. Everyone else was completely speechless. Finally, Sasori swallowed hard and leaned on Hidan.

"I….have never been this turned on in my entire life." Sasori chocked out. Beds of sweat had formed on his forehead.

"Seriously, lean on my Sasori, it's okay. God, she's like…..hot in one of those……take charge ways." Hidan said. Needless to say, this house viewing didn't last another minute….

"Oh my gooooooooood! Oh would you look at this suite, yeah!? Oh….my…..go…it's just…..AAAAAAGGHHHHHHH! THE OCEAN IS RIGHT OUTSIDE, YEAH!" Dana screamed to no one in particular. She and Itachi had somehow made it in the hotel and up to the suite before Deidara and Marisol. Itachi was outside making one of the hotel bellhops his bitch, there was no way he was going to carry (or have Dana carry) their entire luggage up the elevator.

"Hey! Be careful with that! Can't you tell that luggage was expensive! God, dumb ass people! Don't lean up against that garment bag! My girlfriend can not, I repeat CAN NOT get that steam ironed before our party tonight! WATCH HER PURSE! You're stretching out the handles on that horrible hook thing! There, that's our suite. Damn you, you JUST knocked our camera off the top of our stuff!" Itachi bitched at him all the way to the door.

"Is there anything else you need today sir?" The bellhop asked.

"Yes, I need you to take this 20 dollar bill and go buy some COMMON SENSE!" Itachi yelled at him and closed the door. He was exceptionally on edge. However, he looked around and suddenly felt a little better.

"Itachi, Itachi come here baby and check out this view, yeah!" Dana said sweetly, there was no way he could resist that. He started to walk over to the balcony were Dana was but got sidetracked by a box sitting on the center marble table. "Ooooh, ooooh, You are good Deidara, you are good." Itachi said out loud. He then when to join Dana.

"Wow….that's….amazing." Itachi said looking at the oh so tropical view before them. Of course, Dana wrapped up in his arms made it even better. Twenty minutes later, there was a knock, well pounding, rather at the door. Itachi and Dana had already begun to sort through luggage and unpack. Itachi opened the door and the bell hop outside, plowed right in to Itachi.

"Stupid mother fu…….god watch where you're going! But then Deidara turned around and knocked Itachi in the head with a suitcase. "Aaaggghhh….you dumb…." But before Itachi could yell at Deidara he turned around again only to knock Itachi in the other side of the head. "Oh my god Deidara! Stop moving!"

"Oh Itachi! Why are you leaning against the wall holding your head, yeah."

"Deidara shut the hell up and get…..in…..here!

"Is there anything else you need today?" the bellhop asked Deidara.

"Um, just shove all that stuff in the hallway through the door and we'll take it from here, yeah." Deidara said handing the bellhop his tip." The bellhop did exactly that, now all the luggage was in the suite but at the moment Deidara was in a semi-state of shock because this was the first good look he had gotten of the suite they would be staying in.

"Marisol, what time does the gala start?" Itachi asked forgetting his rage quickly.

"Well, according to this schedule I got in this giant 'welcome to SI swim 07 models' pack you can arrive at 6:00 and dinner and welcome begin at 7:15." She answered.

"Alright, we have 4 hours to get unpacked and get ready. We have work to do." Itachi said.