Ok, now, for that cleaning war I promised! Ha!
Sorry about last chapter, everybody. I know it was short, but all I can say is, I got somewhat bored of the idea, and it's no use to draw such things on for long.
Hopefully, you DID enjoy what there was, right?
Anyways, time to start chapter seven now! Yayz!
Let's-a go!
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"Ugh…I STILL can't believe Master Hand did this to me." Mewtwo moaned pitifully as he mopped the kitchen.
He cringed every time he squeaked the mop across the floor, and he hovered above it to avoid getting germs on his feet.
Those, he was deathly afraid of.
He'd never been ill in his whole life, and he wanted to KEEP it that way.
Unless if you counted the time, five minutes ago, when he was cleaning the toilet.
He ended up scrubbing the whole bathroom a second time to get rid of his vomit.
Merely recalling that made Mewtwo convulse a second time, before continuing his dirty work. He hadn't been scrubbing the kitchen long, when an odd sloshing noise reached his ears.
He stopped on the spot, and used his mind to look around the room, in every single nook and cranny. Nothing.
It better not be that scum monster the kids were screaming about, years ago. Mewtwo thought.
He went back to cleaning again, when the noise reached his ears again. Instantly, Mewtwo was looking at where the sound originated, in his mind's eye.
Still nothing.
He unconsciously looked at the sink, where a slimy purple tentacle with an yellow eye was looking at him. Mewtwo screamed, and stepped back.
"ARRRRGH!!! FIIIIIIIIIIILTH!!!" He shrieked.
The blob sucked itself down the drain with a slosh, and just like that, it was gone.
Mewtwo shuddered violently. That monster had a dark aura about it…AND LOTS OF COOTIES!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
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After sitting in the hot, comfy and sanitary shower for a few minutes, Mewtwo finally got his senses back.
Master Hand left it up to me to take care of the mansion, so, that's JUST what I'll do! Mewtwo decided.
He slammed the shower door open, which caused it to shatter when it smashed into the wall.
"…I'll clean that up later." Mewtwo sighed.
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A few minutes later, Mewtwo was ready.
He was wearing one of Snake's spare headbands, and a belt full of ammunition and grenades. Strapped on his back he had Luigi's vacuum cleaner, and floating on either side of him was a few various types of cleaner and disinfectant.
Mewtwo flexed his fingers, then he teleported back down to the kitchen., where he started looking for traces of scum monsters.
He didn't have any luck, until he looked in the sink, which he saved for last.
He looked down, and spotted something new.
Around the drain, was a scum ring, like in a bathtub?
"Hey! I cleaned this just before that beast appeared!" Mewtwo shouted to himself. He stood up straight, growling while steam shot out his ears. He regained his cool, then he dashed to all the bathrooms he had already cleaned.
Dun!
DUN!
DUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" Mewtwo howled. All of the bathrooms were filthy! Even the toilets, which he had spent so much time cleaning, were now scummy, as were the bathtubs and the sinks.
"Well, that explains why Peach and Zelda are always cleaning." Mewtwo said. "…Looks like I'm gonna have to go to the source!"
He walked back downstairs, having forgotten in his hurry that he could have warped. When he was down in the kitchen, he screamed.
The whole place was overflowing with purple, rancid sludge!
"I have HAD it!" He screamed angrily. He flew out of the kitchen into the dining room, then from there into the foyer at the front of the mansion. He went right through the room into a hallway on the other side of the mansion. When it branched off, he turned left and turned right down a staircase into the basement.
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Down in the pipe room, he was faced with a huge puddle of foul sludge, which had seeped up from the ground. It smelled like a sewer, times ten!
The ooze had penetrated a few of the pipes, which explained all the scum in the mansion.
Mewtwo stepped forwards only once before the sludge twitched.
It gathered itself up, and formed a puddley body, with two arms, and a dome-like head, with two yellow eyes and a giant gaping mouth.
"I should have known the mansion was infested with a Muk!" Mewtwo growled. He gathered up a ball of psychic energy, then he threw it at the pokemon.
The Muk oozed out of the way, and blubbered angrily. He retaliated by spitting up a gigantic wad of waste at Mewtwo, who knocked it aside with his mind, then he hit it with his Psychic attack.
Just like that, the Muk was KO'd.
"Just as easy as always." Mewtwo smirked. "No Poison type pokemon stands a chance against me!"
He watched as the muk oozed into the hole in the ground, and eventually, the stinky pokemon was gone, but he still left behind a good deal of stinkyness.
"Unfortunately, my job's not done yet." Mewtwo sighed.
He grabbed his mop and bucket again, and got busy with his work.
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A few hours later, Mewtwo was in the foyer cleaning, when Master Hand and everybody else walked into the front door.
Master Hand instantly curled up into a fist at the stench, and aimed towards Mewtwo as if glaring.
"I explicitly gave you a JOB!" Master hand roared furiously. "AND, you go doing the exact opposite, just to spite me!?!? Get a LIFE, and some maturity, while you're at it!"
"But, b-but I-!" Mewtwo sputtered.
"Spit it out." Master Hand demanded.
"It was a Muk!" Mewtwo protested. "It came out of a hole in the pipe room!"
"And I'm supposed to believe you?" Master hand asked.
Mewtwo didn't respond, but he just sighed and hung his head in despair.
He unconsciously opened up his mind, and he caught a stray thought that instantly made the situation make sense.
I hope Ness doesn't miss that Muk I released.
"Just admit it!" Mewtwo yelled suddenly, pointing his finger at Ganon, who started sputtering angrily.
"What do you mean!?!!? You think I, of all people, did it!?!?" Ganon screamed.
"Thoughts don't lie…most of the time." Mewtwo declared.
"Like we'd trust a liar." Ganon snorted.
Silence.
"…I think it's time for a lie detector test, BOTH of you." Master Hand sighed.
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Only minutes later, Ganon was seen mopping the floor furiously, with the enchanted mop and bucket, courtesy of Master Hand.
Ganon cussed irritably under his breath as he cleaned the floor, wishing the foul stench would just go away.
"…Now, thanks to you, everyone knows I have a pokemon collection!" Ness screamed.
Ganon sighed. Ness has been screaming his guts out at him for the past few minutes, and Master Hand even egged him on a little.
Ganon kept mopping up the mess, barely hearing himself think about finishing while Ness screamed his guts out.
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Oh well. I'm pretty satisfied with this chapter, but, what about YOU, now?
I'm sorry it took so long, I don't know how many times I've said it, but I've been feeling real lazy.
I guess it's because of all that work I did for Supremacy. I didn't really take a break after finishing it, but I have been kinda lax about updating, so oh well.
Thank you ALL, for reading and reviewing! I hope you all enjoyed the chapter as much as I did!
With That said, Adieu, and Review!
-Shining Riku-