Hmm, so I started thinking, MAYBE IT'S TIME TO GET ON WITH THE PLAYS!
MH: Took you long enough to come to THAT conclusion, SR!
Dude…can I help it if I run outta ideas? My 'adventure' gears are running, but I'm not sure I can say the same for 'humor'. Aye, an' I was 'hopin I would make this fic uber funny, too!
MH: So what. Each person has their individual skills. Maybe you're stretching too far.
ARRR!!!!
(Time freeze)
Ok, everybody, before I continue fussing with MH, I just wanted to say, I THOUGHT I had super good ideas for this story, now's I'm thinkin' otherwise.
I'll have a couple of goofing around chapters, but don't expect this story to extend past twenty. I'm RLY in the mood to start on Episode two, and you know what I mean by that, right????
STILL, I'm going to give this my best, and try to really make something outta this story, and make it a REAL humor story. I feel like I've been lame, of late. I could use some encouragement, then again, even still I get lotsa that:D
I'm outta ideas, as far as extra, sub plots go. All I have is the plays, and, trust me, I'm REALLY going to mess them up!
CH: No, you mean, I AM!
(Time continues)
HEY!!!!
CH: WHEEEEEEE HEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!
(Master Hand Atomic punched Crazy, and, of course the results were catastrophic. Crazy flew through a nearby wall, causing the whole building to collapse.)
Oh, brother. Let's get on with the chapter.
MH: I'm REALLY about to commit a horrible crime, and none of you need to witness it!
(Master Hand clenches himself menacingly)
Uh oh. Bye bye!
(RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, Let down your hair!" Enrique cried overdramatically, and mushily.
He was dressed in his normal princely clothing, only he had on a cape.
Peach, who was 'Rapunzel', had super long hair. How? I think hair tonic…
Peach was at the top of a giant tower, and she was looking at the tiny purple speck below that was Enrique.
One thing Master Hand didn't tell them, was, where they were performing, or how.
They found that out later, in the auditorium.
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One Hour ago…
Everybody was seated inside the auditorium, looking up at the stage where Master hand was floating.
"Hello, everybody!" He said, over-cheerfully.
"Stop SCARING us!" Ganon screamed in agony.
"I can't help it you big macho villains hate being happy." Master Hand retorted.
"Huh? Who said I didn't like being happy?" Bowser grinned toothily. He resumed eating out of his gigantic tub of popcorn, which Ness stole a few pieces from occasionally. "MINE!"
"Anyways…" Master Hand said, ignoring the outburst, "I thought about it, and here's what I decided. I got to thinking, 'it's boring just doing the plays on a stage, with crappy plots.' Guess what? This time, we're going to revolutionize the concept of theatrical arts, by REALLY DOING IT!"
"What does that mean?" Vyse asked apprehensively.
"Better to show you than to explain." Master Hand said. He made a giant remote appear, and he pressed a button to make a big screen drop down. The lights faded, then some credits flashed up on the screen from a projector.
Master Hand appeared on the screen, in a blank, white cubic room.
"Hello, whoever is watching this!" He said. "Today, we're putting the mental into Experimental!"
"Loser." C. Falcon muttered quietly. He was swiftly bopped on the head by Marth, who helped Roy and Zelda to drag him away.
"Now, look closely at this room I'm in." Master hand said. "…It's a hologram!"
He snapped his fingers, and instantly, the room exploded into color as a big battle faded in. Fox, Meta Knight, Samus, and Roy were battling on top of a space ship as it flew through tons of different places, with an asteroid belt being one of them.
"By taking advantage of holographic, computer-rendered worlds, instead of being on a stage, we can actually BE there, doing it ALL. Know what I mean by that?" He snapped his fingers again, this time a peaceful forest, with a little cottage appeared.
"Words are useless at this time." Master Hand insisted, as Nana in a red parka ran down a little path towards the cottage. "See, we all know this setting. Red Riding Hood!"
CLICK!
The lights turned back on, and the screen went back into the ceiling. Master Hand floated back onto the stage, looking like he expected some people to start asking questions.
He got them.
The whole room exploded into noise as everybody either protested some random thing, or said things like, "AWESOME!"
"Ok, ok, OK!!!!!" Master Hand bellowed. "I can already see that SOME of you like the idea, but others of you, don't. Boo hoo. I'm sorry, everybody, but THIS is how we're going to do our plays. By acting in artificial worlds I've created, it'll look like a movie, and will be fifty times better than just some crummy old building."
"Hey! I like old buildings!" Paul yelled. "Well…Except for when they fall on top of me."
CRASH!
The ceiling buried him in the spot, miraculously missing Sora, who was sitting next to him.
"HA HA HA HA!" Ganon laughed. The ceiling caved in on him too, miraculously missing everybody around him.
"Well, what do you think?" Master Hand asked. "Do you think it'll be more fun, or what?"
"It'll suck." Samus stated bluntly.
"Yes, Katherine, I figured you'd say that." Master Hand sighed.
"My name isn't Katherine!" Samus exploded.
"Ah! But, in 'The Taming of the Shrew', you're Katherine, the Shrew!" Master Hand said.
"I am not a mouse."
"You fail to see my point." Master Hand hummed. "A shrew can also be a very mean, feisty, scary, and…and feisty woman!"
"Ha ha!" Ganon laughed. The ceiling squished him again.
Samus froze, glared at Master Hand, then shot one super missile at him before storming out of the room.
He was taken by surprise, so Master Hand took the blow full on. He flew back and ripped a hand shaped hole in the curtains. There was a huge explosion shortly after, and he floated out, looking burnt and worse for wear.
"Ok, I've blabbered enough. Just practice, while I go upstairs and arrange some anger management classes for Samus."
Master Hand floated out of the room, which left the smashers all alone.
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Upon finishing her recollection, Peach heard Enrique below, yelling impatiently.
"Curse it, Peach! We're PRACTICING our act, not astronomy!" Enrique shouted.
"Sorry!" Peach yelled back.
The tower she was in, was in a small clearing in a really large forest, which seemed to expand to the horizon forever.
She lowered her long hair, like she was supposed to. Her hair went all the way down to the bottom of the tower, which was WAAAAAAAAAYYY below. The hair hit Enrique in the face, and he sputtered in surprise as he pulled a few strands of the super long braid out of his mouth. He started climbing up the hair/rope, when Peach screamed.
LOUDLY.
She was sitting on the window sill, looking at the ocean of trees, when, a sudden tug on her hair upset her balance, and sent her hurtling to the forest below.
"Oopsie." Crazy hand said. "I hope Master Hand doesn't mind."
He was watching the rather horrible acting on a screen, and he was in the holographic generator control room.
He flipped a lever, and Gravity reversed, causing Peach to go screaming the other way. Enrique clung to the ground with a fistful of grass, but eventually, he flew into the sky, and hit the overhang on the top of the tower.
Peach, hair and all, flew into the sky like a kite, then suddenly, there was a loud explosion and a blast of light.
"Enrique wins!" Crazy Hand cheered. He had made a few settings, meaning he set the hologram to be an arena. Peach and Enrique were sitting in a battle arena, unknowingly.
"AHEM."
"Oh, Bugger." Crazy said.
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Crazy screamed, both in delight, and in terror.
He was inside the hologram world, only this time the whole forest was on fire, the tower was falling apart amidst an earthquake, and a giant black dragon chased Crazy around, snapping at him and breathing flames.
Master Hand sat at the screen with a wii-mote, controlling the dragon and making it chase his brother and such.
"This, is the price one must pay for misusing the hologram machine." Master Hand called out over the loudspeaker, while broadcasting the 'game' on every TV in the mansion.
He cloud hear everybody on every floor laughing at the mindless destruction.
"Revenge is so sweet." Master Hand laughed, while he pressed the A button to make the dragon chew on a screaming Crazy Hand.
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YAY! Now you see how the plays are gonna be done.
Do ya like it? Honestly, I don't have anything against acting in a real theater house, but hey, I wanted to do something new, and something I can easily do something crazy with!
Please, let me know how I did, and thank you all for reading and reviewing! See ya, and thanks again, everybody!
With that said, Adieu, and Review!
-Shining Riku-
(I'm in the mood to update fast, so expect an update either later today, or tomorrow!)