Disclaimer: I don't own Danny Phantom – I never have and I never will, simple as that. You know exactly what would happen if I owned Danny--oh wait, it did happen! Silly me. ;)

Author's Note: All right, I am very excited that I am more than halfway through with this challenge. I only have ten left! I'm very excited about that. There are a couple more that I plan on going through before I start the sequel to "Ten Things..." so we'll see how that goes. Thank you for reading, my lovelies!

Note: They are eighteen in this installment, not fourteen/fifteen.

PS, I love how kinky it gets at the end.


020 : Evil Villain

Rating : PG-13

Theme : 4. Diabolical ; Highest order

June 22, 2007


"If you had to choose, what would you be? A superhero or a villain?" Tucker asked, taking a sip from his chocolate shake. "If you had to choose one side forever, what would it be?"

As she poised herself to speak, Danny cut her off, "Even though she has the best intent at times, she'd be a better villain."

"What makes you say that?" Tucker asked, also not allowing Sam to speak and defend herself.

"Trust me, I know," he mumbled, taking a sip of his drink, then clearing his throat.

"Can I speak? I would probably wind up being–" Sam cut into the conversation, trying to get out what she wanted to say, giving each male a hard look as she began to speak.

"You'd think she'd be a hotter villain," Tucker quipped, interrupting Sam, grinning at his best friend's blush that crossed his face. The look on Sam's face was torn; she didn't know if she should be happy or upset they were both talking about her appearance, and that Tucker cut her off again.

"That," he conceded, then sighed, giving in, "and I've already seen her as one."

"Wait. What?" Sam asked, definitely curious as to when she had been overshadowed. She had a feeling it was back when Undergrowth attacked Amity Park, but everything from that time period was a blur–a huge, green blur.

"You don't remember blanking out for a good five hours back when Undergrowth was around? You became the," he paused, wondering how to word what he was going to say without coming off as sexist or crude, "... mother of all plants, since Undergrowth saw potential in your love for everything related to nature."

"Hm," she sat there, thinking, every so often taking a sip from her soda.

"You're not mad?" Danny asked, wincing as if she was going to hit him any second now.

Broken from her thoughts, she looked at him with a curious expression, "Why would I be mad?"

"Because I never wound up telling you, just... left the topic to die, I guess."

"I'm not mad," she smiled. "I was just trying to picture myself being a villain. I was actually going to say I would be neither the hero nor the villain, I would be the hero's girl."

"You are the hero's girl," he grinned, wiggling his eyebrows.

"I know," she said, nudging his shoulder with her own, "and I'm fine with it. I like helping out on the sidelines. If I had to continuously have fight after fight, I would go insane."

"You don't know the half of it," Danny chuckled, then caught Tucker's curious gaze on them. "What?"

"In the, like, minute I did see her before I was attacked, she was," Tucker trailed off, looking back and forth between Danny and Sam, wondering if he should say it, "for lack of a better word–and I think of you like a sister–but, you were pretty sexy."

"Tucker!" Sam scolded, shocked that something like that would come out of his mouth, but when she heard nothing from Danny, she looked over to him. "Danny?"

"He's right," he said, looking at her. "Have you ever seen Batman and Robin the movie?"

"That's the one with Uma Thurman in it, right?" she asked, wondering where this was going.

"Yeah," Tucker said, catching onto where Danny was going, "you know Poison Ivy, right? You looked almost dead-on like her, minus the red hair. Well, that's what I remember, at least."

"No," Danny disagreed, "You know how Poison Ivy looks in the comic books? More like that. I asked about the movie just so she would get the gist who Poison Ivy was."

"I knew who she was before the movie, but... in the comic book, wasn't she wearing much less clothing than in the movie?"

"Uh," Danny paused, "yeah. Then afterwards, when I went to see Frostbite to help control my ice powers, a few hours had passed, and when I came back, you were looking more like Maleficent from Sleeping Beauty."

"Are you serious? That is so cool," Sam grinned, picturing herself like that. "Was I a pushover or did I actually have real power?" She was getting very interested, now. She looked back and forth between Tucker and Danny, but when Tucker pointed a finger at Danny with a shrug, he opened up the floor for Danny to speak.

"Dude, it's all you," he said, making a move to get up. "I actually have to head home," he glanced at his PDA for the time. "Oh, shit, I'm late! I gotta get going, have fun finishing this conversation!" With that, Tucker exited the Nasty Burger in a near sprint.

So they wouldn't be squished in the booth sitting side-by-side, Sam–being on the outside–moved to the other side of the booth so she could see his face. As she pulled her soda over towards her, she could hear him take a deep breath.

"You had power, all, right," Danny said finally, rubbing the back of his head nervously.

"Oh?" she asked, tilting her head to the side, curious at his statement. "What'd I do?"

"You know that voice you use when..." he trailed off, looking at her, hoping she got the hint as to where he was going.

"What voice?"

"The voice when we're, you know," he looked at her, leaning forward and nodding his head, hoping for her to finally get the hint. "Your seductive voice."

Realization dawned on her, "I talked to everyone like that? Holy shit."

"No, no, you only talked to me like that," he said, clarifying. "I was the only one, besides Undergrowth, I think, that you talked to, or was spoken to by."

"Oh," she took another sip of her soda. "What did I say to you?"

"You kept trying to make me join you in the fight for turning the Earth permanently green or something like that, but when you were evil, you knew how to get to me a bit more."

"What do you mean?"

"You used sex appeal to get to me," he chuckled, "and I almost gave in, I'll admit. It was quite the diabolical plan to get past me, that's for sure."

"Good thing that you didn't, or we would not be together right now, would we?"

"Technically, we probably would be; but, not like how we are today, no," he smiled, reaching across towards the table to grasp her free hand. He lightly caressed the top of her hand with his thumb, "I wanted to tell you something that I couldn't while Tucker was here, or otherwise I wouldn't have heard the end of it."

"Yeah, what is it?" she asked, squeezing his hand lightly with a soft smile.

"I couldn't get that image out of my mind, of you in the low-cut, revealing dress that you were wearing..."

"It was green, yes?" She asked, a mischievous glint in her eye.

"Yeah, it was. Why?" he asked, beginning to get a bit suspicious.

"I'm just plotting something diabolical," she grinned, making a move to get out of the booth. She tugged his hand for him to follow, and he did so obediently.

"When I was on my purple and green kick, I managed to buy a lot of those colors. Including green whips, go figure."

"Whips? Like... vines?" he asked, hesitant.

"You could say that," she grinned.

"Oh yeah," he began, "you would definitely be an evil villain."


End Note: Two in two days? Holy shit, it's the apocalypse! Just kidding. I'm overly caffeinated and motivated to continue going forward with this challenge. I plan on putting up one more on Sunday, then continue adding the rest of them on Wednesdays and Sundays, respectively. Here's hoping I get them done before the month ends, yes?

Please review! They make me happy and more able to update sooner:)

- A