"Well, did you see it? Sasori asked.

"Yeah…..we saw it……." Was all Zetsu asked. He looked at Hidan.

"Seriously….we toured it and everything……" Hidan said. There was more silence.

"And?" Sasori waited. Hidan glanced nervously at Zetsu

"Um…..SASORI THE HOUSE IS JUST SO FUCKING AMAZING! OH MY GOD YU'VE GOT TO SEE THAT HOUSE!" Hidan said grabbing Sasori's shoulders.

"Sasori! It's no wonder it was Itachi and Deidara's first pick! It's so……SEXY! It's the sexiest house……EVER!" Zetsu said.

"Oh god, I was afraid of this. Itachi that damn high maintenance bitch! And Deidara, spoiled, spoiled, SPOILED. See, I knew this would happen. I knew that those two would get what they wanted somehow!" Sasori ranted as he tapped an ink pen against the table.

"Seriously, Sasori just check out the house, it's amazing, it's exactly what we need." Hidan said. Sasori sighed.

"Oh god, oh god. I feel a bad decision coming on." Sasori said shaking his head.

"Sasori, I know you don't want to hear this….but Itachi and Deidara were….well…..right." Zetsu said quickly closing his head up after he said it.

"Fine, we'll all go and I'll call the leader and get the checkbook just in case." Sasori said.

"Wait! Sasori! Why can't we just use our checkbook?" Kakuzu asked.

"Because we ran out of checks and I forgot to tell you about it and we need to re-order." Sasori said.

"I'm on it! I'll call the bank to get them on the way." Kakuzu said.

"Hell, let's get this over with." Sasori said obviously upset over the fact that he didn't get a negative report from the house. He blamed this whole thing on stupid Itachi and Deidara and speaking of them…..

"Oh my god! There are like…..a lot of models here." Marisol panicked. "How do I look?" Marisol asked nervously.

"Perfect, absolutely perfect, yeah." Deidara reassured her pulling blonde hair around the front of her shoulders.

"Really, Marisol, he may lie about what he's REALLY getting you for Christmas but he is so not lying about this swear, yeah." Dana said.

"So, I don't look fat?" she asked.

"Hell no you don't look fat." Itachi told her. She hugged Deidara ad then left to join the other models. There were two models that walked by Itachi, Deidara and Dana. They stopped in front of them.

"Are YOU modeling in this year's issue?" one of them asked Dana.

"No, but my best friend is, yeah!" she said happily. The two girls laughed.

"Oh god, well you could never make it anyway, you don't have breasts like these." One of the models told Dana flipping her brunette hair around. Naturally, Deidara hyperventilated at the fact that someone would say that to Dana….and Itachi? Well, he decided to calmly piece this girl with words that hurt. He put his arm around Dana.

"I'm going to ask you something…Deidara, quit hyperventilating." Itachi said listening to Deidara lose his breath. "Anyway, I'm……Deidara….breathe!" Itachi was getting frustrated. "Sorry, okay now let me…..DEIDARA FOR GOD'S SAKE SHUT THE HELL UP!" Itachi screamed. Deidara quickly straightened up. "Now….what are your measurements? Itachi asked. The woman put her hands on her hips.

"38, 24, 36. That's how I got in this magazine." She answered. What a snot. "Alright, when was the last time you had a date?" Itachi continued. She took a step back, she wasn't expecting this.

"Uh….like……4 weeks ago." She answered hesitantly.

"Alright, and do you have a boyfriend now? Because there are several articles in magazines that focus on how women like you love to put down other women around you that have boyfriends because it's an area of insecurity in your own life." The woman started to cry. "Success." Itachi said under his breath as she took her friend and ran off.

"Did you just make that bitch cry, yeah?" Deidara asked.

"Yes." Itachi answered.

"Good, let's go see when the photographer is going to shoot Marisol and where, yeah." Deidara said. Things for Marisol weren't going much better with the other models.

"Whoa! How did you get picked for this magazine?" one of them asked her. Since Marisol was so innocent, she answered her.

"Hmmm. I don't know. I guess they liked me!" Marisol smiled.

"Whatever, they'll stuff the top of your bikini, I don't know why YOU'RE in this with the rest of us." And she walked away. Marisol didn't quite understand but that was okay, the photographer had just called for her.

"Hi there. Let me get a look at you, Miss Chavez. Yes….hmm…very beautiful you are. Very natural beauty. Okay good! I'll come get you in about fifteen minutes and we'll shoot." The photographer told her.

"Hey, I wonder if anyone back home has done any more homework on buying a house?" Itachi wondered grabbing Dana's hand.

"Oh my god! Marisol is just so precious when she's in the ocean, yeah." Deidara was paying no attention.

"Deidara you listen to me when I talk to you." Itachi said.

"Oh my god, I forgot to tell her to put sun block on, yeah. Her skin is like so sensitive."

"Deidara…."

"You know there could be jellyfish in there, yeah. Oh god…what if there's jellyfish!? What if she gets stung yeah?"

"Deidara I'm talking to you!" Itachi was once again losing patience.

"Hmmm I could lick her if she gets stung, but that won't do any good, yeah. Damn it! I should have brought her a beach towel, yeah."

"Deidara! For the love of god….I'M TALKING TO YOU!" Itachi screamed at him.

"Hey Itachi, remember when we left and we were all talking about buying a house, yeah? How do you think that's going? Do you think we'll get the house we picked out, yeah? Oh my god! If we do buy that house we'll finally have a walk-in closet, yeah! Won't that be great Itachi, yeah? Itachi…hey why are you glaring at me like you're pissed as hell. God, you act like I don't listen to you, yeah!"

"Hey, Sasori! I've created a monthly budget for us based on what I think it will cost to live in that house. According to my calculations, the monthly total will be 937 dollars and 56 cents.

"Well, take the calculator with you because something tells me I'm going to be sick after all this is over." Sasori said dully. Much to Sasori's dismay, they had arrived at the house that Zetsu and Hidan had previously explored.

"Great, it's huge and luxurious." Sasori said sarcastically. "Lola, don't let me flip out on anyone."

"It's okay baby." She said. Her ways were comforting. Sasori met the realtor as Zetsu and Hidan did.

"Tobi, you have to be a good boy. Don't roll around in the yard, stay out of the pool and whatever you do, stay right beside me the entire time we go through this gorgeous house." Kakuzuz instructed.

"Alright, Zetsu, Tobi will be a good boy. Tobi will be a good boy for Akatsuki." Tobi repeated to himself.

"Oh my god, oh my god…this is unbelievable." Kisame whispered to himself.

One 34 minutes house tour later

"Thanks for showing this place to the rest of us. We'll have an answer for you tomorrow." The diplomatic Sasori said. The realtor agreed to this. As everyone left the house Sasori immediately flipped out the RAZR and called the Sandals Resort and Spa in Cancun. "Well, it's obvious you're gone. I just wanted to tell you that we looked at the house you two picked out today and I want you to know that it only gives my high blood pressure and increases my moodiness. I'll try to catch you later. Bye."