"Oh my god! It's about time one of you answers the phone." Sasori said.

"Hey, Sasori." Itachi answered the phone.

"So, did you get the message?" Sasori asked.

"There's a message? We just got in. I just got out of the shower, Dana's in the shower and well Deidara and Marisol….well they're doing something else while they wait to get in the shower."

"Well, we bought the stupid big house you two picked out." Sasori said dully.

"Are you serious! Oh my god! Oh my god! Dana they bought the house!" Itachi yelled in to the shower.

"They did, yeah!? Oh my god! I can't wait to go inside! I can't wait to see the pool, yeah!" Dana yelled back.

"Yeah, so listen, we're going to start packing up here at the apartment and I need your permission to touch you and Deidara's stuff. It will put lovingly in to boxes." Sasori said.

"Yeah that's fine but listen get all of our bedding and we have stuff in the bathroom that we didn't bring. Get ALL of our clothes okay ALL of them!" Itachi instructed.

"Alright, how's Cancun?" Sasori asked.

"Fucking unbelievable Marisol is working the camera and we're having a great time. We'll see you in a couple days." Itachi hung up the phone.

"Okay, we have permission to touch their stuff. We have got to start packing stuff up." Sasori the coordinator delegated tasks.

"You know, I'm going to miss this apartment. All the memories here. Kisame getting the sweeper bag stuck under the couch, Sasori burning the hamburgers down by the pool last summer. Deidara drunk and getting his hand stuck in the peanut butter jar and Itachi just as drunk and screaming at him to get it out. Tobi….being Tobi. Hidan and Kakuzu…fighting…like they are right now." Zetsu reminisced.

"Kakuzu! Shut the hell up! Don't tell me how to pack my religious items!"

"God you piss me off so much! It's all religion with you!"

"Oh yeah!? Well, you are so obsessed with money you check the couch after we have guests over, seriously!"

"Take that back! I only did that one time asshole!"

"Oh go to hell Kakuzu you do that stupid shit all the time…OH MY GOD PUT MY HOLY JASSHIN BOOK DOWN!" Kakuzu taunted him by picking up the Jasshin book.

"What! Hidan! That's my man purse! Leave my man purse alone!" Kakuzu yelled seeing Hidan pick up his purse.

"Oh, oh what if I reach inside and take out your wallet and…oh! I just rearranged the order of your bills! Now the one dollar bill is behind the 20!" Hidan said taunting him back.

"NOOOOOOOOOO! You know how incredibly pissed I get when my money isn't in proper numerical order! You stupid ass!"

"Oh Kakuzu, you freak out over the stupidest shit, seriously! Oh you bitch..don't you EVEN! That is MY scythe! Everyone knows that Jasshin REQUIRES a scythe! Put my scythe down right now dumb ass!"

"I'm Hidan! I carry a scythe, oh I'm so holy and devoted to my faith! Look at me I think I look good and I pray every 27 seconds." Kakuzu said mockingly.

"Oh! You…..I'm Kakuzu, I'm a money hungry bastard! I keep my money in a purple piggy bank under my bed, oh I'm so big and bad! Check out my man purse!" Hidan mocked back.

"You are such a dumb ass! You're jealous because all your religious shit won't fit in to any kind of bag or purse! You have to put it all in boxes and then it takes up tons or room because you're always like 'oh but I have to worship! I have to be a devout follower of Jasshin'!" Kakuzu fought back.

"Serisouly, oh my god! Get out! Get out, get out, get out!" Hidan yelled at him throwing his scythe across the room at him.

"Hey! Be careful with that thing! We haven't lost our security deposit on this apartment…even though we almost did once. But we really want that back." Kisame instructed as he went to check on what Hidan and Kakuzu were up to.

"Sorry, sorry. Kakuzu is being a little BITCH again."

"Okay, so the plan of action is this: Lola, stuff is already packed so we're going to start working on my stuff and then we'll take the kitchen. Tobi you pack everything that's yours in your room. Zetsu, you and Kisame pack up your room and then start working on the laundry room. Hidan, you and Kakuzu work on your room then the hallway bathroom. Once all that is complete, we'll all work in the living room and then decide what to do about Itachi and Deidara's room and bathroom." Sasori delegated.

"What about all of Marisol and Dana's stuff?" Zetsu asked.

"Damn, I don't know. Dana has some stuff here, I don't know what stuff is hers and what is Marisol's. Fortunately, those two live together, they may have to pack the rest of their crap up when they get back from Cancun." Sasori said. And with the orders issued, everyone began packing for the big move.

"Hey, are we going to haul all this stuff ourselves? Remember what happened when we moved in here and Itachi dropped the couch on the flight of stairs because some hot girl said hi to him…everyone else went down with the couch." Kisame said.

"Well, we can ask the leader for the AKTSUKI conversion van. Itachi won't be getting distracted like that this time because he has Dana, and since the house is furnished we don't need to haul this stupid couch with us." Sasori said.

"Very well, I'll get to work." Kisame said. And so the packing began. It was hard to tell how long this would take and who would get stuck with the daunting task of packing up Itachi and Deidara's room.

"Alright, you two ready?" Itachi asked. He and Dana were ready to leave for the rest of the day. But of course, Deidara had taken forever to get ready.

"Okay! So we're going for the cosmopolitans. They are only four dollars until 5:00, yeah! And we brought like, all these travelers checks so that means…..well….that we can sign them, yeah!" Dana said thrilled.

"Oh my god, that is like such a good idea! Oh! And you know what, later we can go to that ocean front walk thing. There's supposed to be people that sell fake handbags out of run down cars and ugly bed sheets there!" Marisol said.

"We can haggle to get a cheap price, yeah! Dana said.
"Yes! And you know how much I love to argue in Spanish!" Marisol said barely able to contain herself.

"AAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH! Deidara screamed near the window."

"What's wrong, baby? Marisol wondered.

"THERE'S A PARROT OUTSIDE, YEAH!" you can imagine the excitement.

"Well, maybe we can find it when we go outside." Deidara turned around and grabbed Marisol's hands. His eyes were as wide as plates.

"Do you think we can, yeah?" Deidara asked choking on his words at the mere thought of being able to find the parrot. Marsiol shook her head yes. Itachi rolled his eyes and was already out the door with Dana. Deidara and Marisol were close behind. It was going to be an eventful evening in Cancun.