I has something I gotta say. For the next few days, and maybe even more, I'm gonna be rly busy, but I'm gonna get paid for it! Yeah! Anyways, I doubt I'll be able to update as fast as I like. I think I'll be UBER lucky to get in even a chapter a day. Please, have patience…
Anyhoo, good. The only clue I'm going to give you about Link, is read Ch. 9 again. All you need to know is there.
Ok, then. Now that that's all said, I thank all of you that have reviewed! Please stay tuned in (Yeah, like this is a TV! How shtoopid can I get, huh? No, we're not going to see…YET! HA HA HA!)
MH: (I think he's been around my brother too long.)
(Neat! I didn't know you used telepathy! Hey, why are we being all shectritive? he he he…)
MH: (Oh no!)
(Click)
Static
(Huh, how did THAT happen? Hey, raise the curtains already!)
(The workers continue talking)
(Hey! I'm talking to you!)
MH Stop talking with your head. They can't hear.
Oh. Hey, You! Yeah, you with the blue cap! Raise the curtains already!
(Said worker pulls on rope, and the curtains bury me, not before I scream like a sissy)
MH: That's that! See you at the end of the chapter!
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"Ok, everybody, in about FIVE minutes, I repeat, FIVE minutes…" Master Hand started saying. "…We'll be on air, so you better do your stuff, the right way, or I'll have to start pulling strings."
Everybody stayed silent. By now, everybody knew what that meant, and they had all learned their lesson, thankfully.
"Ok, everybody, Red Riding Hood team is up!" Master hand said. "Step in the portals, and let's get this show started!"
Fox, Matt, Nana, and Peach walked up to the blue portal, and disappeared in a flash of light. Everybody else in the plays split up, and walked to their designated portals, which were set on stand-by, while anybody that was not in any of the plays went back to their rooms.
Master Hand prayed a quick prayer, then spun around in his swivel chair and started booting up the required systems.
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After the stupid pointless commercials, Red Riding Hood finally came up on TVs everywhere, the ones tuned into the right channel, that is.
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In a large, emerald forest, there was a small cottage, a quaint little house with a small garden at the front.
After a few moments, Nana in her red parka skipped out the door, then she turned around and locked the door, before proceeding to skip down the path while humming some catchy little tune.
"So far, so good." Master Hand sighed.
"And yet, it is messed up at the very beginning!" a crazy voice shouted.
"No! It can't be!" Master Hand cried.
"It is!" Crazy Hand shouted gleefully. "Ever since you started this, I've wanted to mess it up! WHEEE HEE HEE!"
"It is as I feared, you've turned…" Master Hand said. The lights faded to an eerie glow, and the camera zoomed in on Master Hand. "…To the dark side!"
"Oh, no!" Crazy said. "You're just over reacting. Ya see, I have this thing against plays, old and new, and I really just feel like annoying ya! No hard feelings!" Crazy said.
"Dang you, Crazy!" Master Hand howled. "Mom always did like you best!"
"Yeah, ain't I good looking?" Crazy asked.
"You won't be when I'm finished with you!" Master hand said.
"Ooh!" Crazy squealed in delight. "An epic battle! Over who gets to control the plays! So tense! So…AWESOME! You're GOIN' DOWN, MASTER HAND!"
"Phooey!!!" Master hand said. "Not if I can do anything about it!"
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"La la la la la la la!" Nana sang happily. She skipped down the woodsy path, when, suddenly, there was a snarl, and Fox leapt from the bushes, with white foam around his mouth.
"Fox, the can's showing." Nana whispered.
"oops." Fox said. He pushed a can of whipped cream down further in his pocket, then he resumed the vicious snarling. "So! What have we here?" He asked hauntingly.
Nana stuttered in 'fear', and stepped backwards while holding the basket close to her chest. "N-Nothing!"
"Oh, no need to fear!" Fox lied. "I was just walking by, and I HAD to say hi!"
"…So you're not gonna eat me?" Nana asked hopefully.
"Who said anything about that?" Fox said. "But, now that you mention it, I DO feel a little hungry! Got anything good on ya?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!" Nana screamed. She ran past him in a flash, and left him behind in the dust.
"Hey! I just wanted a cookie!" Fox sobbed. "Hey…wait a sec! I know where she's going. She's goin' to her Grandma's house! Yeah, that's right, I seen her before. I'll just find her there, and ask."
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Using a few handy shortcuts, really, warps in space thanks to programming, Fox got to the house first.
"Oh, what the heck." Fox said. "I have a few minutes to kill."
He walked around the house, and admired the scenery, then he walked up to the front door, and knocked.
"Eh? Is that you, Red Riding hood?" an old voice asked.
"No, it's your friendly neighbor, the Wolf!" Fox called out.
"Oh! It's you. I was 'spectin' ya here earlier." The door opened up, and a graphically aged Peach appeared, wearing glasses and holding some knitting.
"I'm sorry, Mrs. Peach. I got out from work later than I expected, and when I finally got out, I went to get a bite to eat, when I ran into Red Riding hood with her basket."
"Oh! Is she well?"
"…I think I scared her. Sigh She thought I wanted to eat her."
"Oh dear…"
"I just wanted a cookie, but no big deal." Fox said. "You don't mind if I stay for lunch?"
"I don't mind." Peach said. "I rather like the company, it's kinda lonesome here…"
"I'm sorry to hear that, Ma'am." Fox said. "I'll be honored to stay."
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BAM!
POW!
WHACK!
"OWWW!!!!" Crazy yelled. "Mommy! Master smacked me!" Crazy screamed into a cell phone. Master Hand quickly smacked the phone out of his hand, then shot a bunch of bullets at him.
Crazy hand caught the bullets like a baseball glove, then he mashed the bullets together into a big glob of metal. "Here, catch this!" He said. He tossed the lump at Master hand, who flew out of the way. The lump exploded, and caught him in the middle of a huge cloud of flames.
"AUGH!!!!"
"WHEEE HEE HEE!" Crazy cried.
"It's not over yet!" Master Hand said. He curled into a fist, then rammed Crazy hard across the knuckles, then he flicked him away and shot him with lasers. Crazy created a reflective wall of light that made the lasers fly everywhere, then he grabbed the barrier and tossed it at Master hand like a shuriken. Master Hand shot a bullet at it that blasted it to pieces, then he warped behind Crazy in an attempt to grab him.
Crazy reacted just as he tried grabbing him, and the two got in a finger lock.
"…Thumb War!" Crazy screamed.
They intertwined fingers, and then fought savagely with their thumbs in a struggle for domination.
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"I'll get it." Fox said. He got up from the small dinner table, and walked through the small house to the front door, which he opened.
"EEEEEEEEEK!!!" Nana screamed. She grasped her basket firmly, and whacked Fox across the face brutally. He fell over backwards in surprise, and almost screamed, only he had no time before Nana leapt on him, and started mauling him with the basket.
"What in tarnation!?!?" Peach shouted. She walked into view, and screamed at the sight of the two fighting. She ran into the kitchen, then came back with two large frying pans. She smashed them together and created a huge clang, which stopped the murder pre-maturely.
"Now, WHAT in Heaven's name is going on!?!?!?" Peach asked lividly.
Fox and Nana sat there, stuttering. Peach clapped the pans together again, which silenced them.
"Ok, Nana, what did he do?"
"He was tryin' ta eat you, I KNOW it!" She sobbed.
"I'll have you know, Granny and I are friends, and I stopped by for lunch because I was hungry!"
"SEE!?!?!?"
"I only wanted a cookie when I asked you earlier!" Fox shouted.
"YOU WANTED TO EAT ME!!" Nana shrieked.
Fox only sat still. He knew it was hopeless.
"I'm leaving." Fox said suddenly.
"Why?" Peach asked.
"I can see already that I'm too much trouble to have over even for lunch. I'm not going to force my presence."
With that, Fox walked right out the door, and slammed it shut.
Inside the house, there was a stunned silence.
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There was a few tense seconds, while Master Hand fought Crazy in a simple thumb war.
Finally, Crazy pinned Master's thumb down, then shouted, "I WIN! BWA HA HA!"
"But not the war!" Master Hand said. He tightened his grip on Crazy, then spun around faster and faster, until they were like a mini-cyclone. He spun around the studio/auditorium, and bashed him across anything in the way.
Crazy finally loosened his grip and flew away from Master hand, then he flew way into the air. He flew above Master Hand while dropping bombs, which scattered everywhere and rained destruction. Master Hand took a few hits, but he finally shot Crazy down with a well aimed laser. He warped over to Crazy, and pounded him into the ground with a drill attack. Crazy scrunched up, and formed a shape like a spider before flicking master hand away super hard. He stomped across Master hand with his fingers, then he thrashed about in his trademark Crazy Tantrum attack, which drove his brother into the ground like a nail.
"Now, stay there like a good boy, while I go and make a mess!" Crazy said. He floated towards the computer, but before he reached it, Master hand threw some blue strings made of light across him. The strings latched on various parts of his body, then Crazy Hand, against his will, started tap dancing.
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"…Tarnation, Red! You darn scared away my guest!" Peach sighed.
"…But! B-!"
"Now that's enough, young lady." Peach said. "I understand how you feel, but you've just misunderstood Mr. Wolf, that's all. You just misunderstood him."
"…I'm sorry, Grandmamma." Nana said.
"It's ok, sweetie, it'll be ok. Just be nicer to Mr. Wolf next time. He's been having it rough lately, wouldn't you know."
Suddenly, there was a frenzied rapping on the door. Peach and Nana jumped in shock, then Peach hurried over to the door as quickly as she could, and opened the door.
Fox tumbled in, but he had a look of terror written across his face.
"Oh my!" Peach gasped. "What happened?"
"B-B-B-Bear…" Fox stuttered.
"Huh? I don't know any bears." Peach said.
"B-Big black bear out there tried to eat me." Fox gasped.
"Get me my frying pans, Red." Peach ordered. Nana nodded, then bolted from the room, and came back with the pans. She handed them to Peach, who held them tightly by her side.
Peach stomped over to the door, and opened it. She walked out, and Nana shut it with her eyes shut tight.
Outside, there was the sound of tons of clobbering, a yell, then frantic beating on the door.
Fox opened it this time, and when he did, Peach squeaked in and sat down against the door, out of sight of any windows.
"….Fox, what IS that thing?" Peach whispered to Fox, so the invisible cameras wouldn't catch it. She wasn't hurt any, but she was clearly shaken.
"…I think something's wrong with the system, then." Fox decided. "There wasn't any bear in the script!"
"…Think it's related to those sharbs Master hand told us about?" Peach asked.
"If it had red eyes, yes." Fox said.
"…Great." Peach sighed.
"What do we do?" Nana asked.
"We'll just fight it, like it's part of the show." Fox said.
"Well, Red, Mr. Wolf here says he'll help me fight that dang bear." Peach said, then she winked at Nana. "It's Quite a handful, especially for an' old lady!"
"Yeah, gimme a sec so I can get my gun." Fox said. He reached into one of his pockets and pulled out his blaster, which was converted to a normal pistol by graphics. It shot bullets at a really fast pace, though.
"Ok, if only that hunter guy was here!" Peach said.
"Hunter?" Matt asked, with his head sticking in through a window. "I'm here, if you need one!"
"Just in time!" Peach exclaimed. Then she whispered, "Matt, it's like that one Sharb: Weird."
"Oh, a nasty bear, ya say?" Matt asked. "I specialize in those! I can take care of it. Come, if you want to watch." Then he whispered, "I saw it…I think we can take it down if we all pitch in."
Matt pulled his head out of the window, then the three smashers in the house left, out of sight of any cameras.
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"Give it up, Master hand! I just wanna have fun!" Crazy whined.
"Think about the other people first, Crazy! What about them!?!" Master hand yelled.
They were finger-locked, both struggling against the other, but not budging either way.
"Ha…ha…HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" Master hand yelled. He pushed against Crazy with all of his might, which took the hand by surprise. Crazy got off balance, and Master Hand took his chance to swat him away. He flew towards the computer to check on what was happening, but Crazy tackled him and knocked him away.
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The four smashers left the house, and went into the woods a ways, before seeing a gigantic hulking black figure.
Fox stupidly stepped on a twig, and the figure whirled around surprisingly fast for its size.
It looked just like a bear, only its fur was pitch black, its eyes were bigger than normal, and glowed like red searchlights, and its claws were frighteningly long and sharp, like daggers. Its mouth was lined with razor sharp fangs, and right now, it was looking at the four heroes with a very disturbing, hungry look.
"Oh…Bugger." Matt gasped.
The Bear monster roared, and shot at the fighters on all fours. The smashers screamed in surprise, and dived out of the way as the beast shot past and effortlessly bowled trees down.
"Ok, if it's going to fight like that…" Matt said, then he cracked his knuckles. "…Then we'll fight brawn with brains!"
Fox nodded, and drew his pistol. The bear swung around, and came back at them at alarming speed. Fox pumped bullets into the monster's head, then used Fox Illusion to zip out of the way of the juggernaut. Black blood poured down its face, but the holes slowly sealed up, and the monster shot at them again. This time, Matt and Fox stood side by side, shooting bullets at the monster as fast as they could. They stopped firing too late, and had to avoid the beast by jumping into the air. Its shoulders smashed into their legs, and threw them up on its back, where they grabbed its fur and climbed up to its head.
Matt pulled back his mecha arm, and focused for a sec. The hand transformed into a metal sword, and Matt sighed.
"I was going for a beam sword, but this'll do."
He rammed the sword down into the Bear's neck, which instantly froze. Matt ripped the sword free, which decapitated the bear.
Accidentally, Matt splashed a tiny bit of the blood on his shoulder above where the mecha arm was attached. He didn't really feel it, but his shoulder slowly went numb.
"Ow…I think I pulled too hard." Matt groaned while holding his shoulder. "I think I sprained my shoulder."
"Here, let me see." Peach said. Matt walked up to her and let her look at his shoulder. She looked around, but didn't see anything wrong. She took a few moments to massage his shoulder, then she dropped her hands.
"That might make it feel better." Peach said.
"Yeah, I feel it feeling better already." Matt said. "Thanks, Peach!"
"No problem." Peach said. "We should probably be getting back…We have a show to finish."
"Shoot, this better not happen again." Fox said.
"I sure hope it doesn't happen again…" Nana murmured. "…It's so scary…"
"Well, let's get back there, then." Matt said. "I still have a few acts I have to act in after this. It's going to be a long day."
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"Take that!" Master Hand said. He had just finished Crazy off with a super hard, fast slap, after he had slapped him a bunch of times at top speed.
Crazy now lay on the floor in a daze, and Master hand seized his chance to officially reclaim the computer.
He hovered above his swivel chair, and looked at the screen, which showed the four smashers sitting around the dinning room table, all laughing and eating, and there was a white THE END sign on screen.
"Bingo. Good job, guys." Master hand said to himself. He pressed a button that started up the next show, Jack and the Beanstalk, to be exact.
"…Guh…I'm not finished yet!" Crazy screamed.
"Ok, you've pushed my buttons long enough, but you have gone too far this time!" Master hand growled.
"Oh yeah? Well, guess what? I'm gonna win, this time!" Crazy said. "Magnus von Grapple 9.0! Attack!"
"W-W-What?!?!?!" Master Hand said.
Crazy flew into the air, and a glass dome formed over him. A boxy body formed underneath the cockpit, and arms and legs attached to it.
Pitifully enough, it was made of paper.
"Meet the PERFECT machine!" Crazy laughed insanely.
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Ha ha! I had lots of fun doing this chapter! Tell me what ya think.
Last chapter wasn't really supposed to be funny…much. Oh well.
Ok, that's all I have to say. I'll see you as soon as possible, but don't be surprised if I don't update until Monday or so. It's a possibility.
Well, thanks for reading and reviewing, everybody! See ya next time!
With that said, Adieu, and Review!
-Shining Riku-